Are you tired of modern windows updates making your computer worse with each download? Is Linux still a pile of poop for desktop usage? And don’t even get us started on Mac being a total joke! Well, fear not my fellow gamers, because on our Minecraft server, we have the technology to build a time machine and go back to a simpler time when computers actually worked properly! Join us now and embark on a hilarious adventure through time and space as we navigate through the chaos of outdated technology and ridiculous software updates. Who needs modern technology when you can have a time machine in Minecraft?! Join us now and let’s go back to the good ol’ days!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players: 101/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
Star Shards Collected: 239 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • FrontierSMP: Where you can fish with fire and farm with flames! Join now for some hot gameplay!

    FrontierSMP: Where you can fish with fire and farm with flames! Join now for some hot gameplay!
    Server Information
    Server IP Play.FrontierSMP.net
    Bedrock Crossplay Enabled
    Server Discord https://discord.gg/E9mdAwFgNU
    Wiki https://docs.frontiersmp.net/
    Version 1.21.1 (Playable on Latest Always)

    Description

    Main Features

    • Custom Terrain
    • Towny
    • Economy
    • Custom Items
    • PyroFishing & Farming
    • No Pay To Win

    FAQ

    Is teleporting allowed on the server?

    Teleporting is a luxury on Frontier, not easily accessible to all players. The server aims to promote exploration and challenge players.

    Are there bosses in the game?

    Yes, the server features bosses that players can encounter throughout the world, adding a challenge to the gameplay.

    Can players build on spawn?

    Spawn can be built on by anyone to create shops, rail networks, or other community-driven projects to enhance the server experience.

    Is the economy balanced on the server?

    Yes, the server has put effort into balancing the economy to ensure fair gameplay for all players.

    Are there plans for new features and updates?

    Yes, the server is constantly planning new features and updates to keep the gameplay fresh and engaging for all players.

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 24 Immortal Potions Brewed: 8
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Endless Night Skies: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Crafty Filtered Me Minecraft Server

    Crafty Filtered Me Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t spark joy anymore? Well, look no further because our server will literally blow your mind (in a good way, we promise)! We have unicorns roaming around, rainbow-colored creepers, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a special potion that turns you into a flying pig for 24 hours, allowing you to soar through the skies and rain bacon down on unsuspecting players below. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave (seriously, we’ve had players forget to eat, sleep, and even go to the bathroom because they were having so much fun). Don’t say we didn’t warn you!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Titanic Battles Fought: 18 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 15

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • "Why the F*** Did Paul Do It to Him, Bros? Minecraft SMP"

    "Why the F*** Did Paul Do It to Him, Bros? Minecraft SMP"
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time or else you’ll get pranked by Paul in the most outrageous ways imaginable. Seriously, this guy has no chill and will stop at nothing to make sure you’re laughing your ass off while he’s laughing his ass on. But hey, that’s just part of the fun on our server!

    Join us if you’re ready to experience the thrill of dodging lava traps, getting pranked with exploding chickens, and trying to survive in a world where the only currency is diamonds and the only language spoken is sarcasm. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining group of players anywhere else.

    So why the FUCK did Paul do it to him bros? Because he’s a mad genius with a twisted sense of humor and we wouldn’t have it any other way. Come join us and see for yourself the madness that awaits on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to laugh until you cry, because that’s just how we roll.

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 10 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2971 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Dad’sWeddingDrama Minecraft Server

    Dad’sWeddingDrama Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your dad’s wedding drama seem like child’s play? Look no further! Our server is filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry (or until your dad’s fiancée tries to bond with you over your diamond sword collection).

    Join us and escape the real world drama for a world where the only thing you have to worry about is whether you’ll survive the next creeper attack. Who needs family drama when you can have virtual adventures with friends who understand the importance of building the perfect castle?

    So come on, join our server and leave the real world behind. Your dad’s fiancée may be annoying, but our server is anything but!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • WifeOverDaughterCraft

    WifeOverDaughterCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than this family? Look no further! Join our server and escape the tantrums and family drama for a world of blocky fun!

    Our server is so peaceful, even Hailey would stop throwing tantrums just to play on it. And don’t worry, we won’t exclude anyone for acting like a child – in fact, we encourage it! Let your inner child run wild as you build, mine, and explore with other players.

    With our server, you can leave all the family drama behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only tantrums are from creepers blowing up your creations. Join now and leave the real world behind – we promise not to text you about choosing blocks over family!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Void Gems Collected: 35 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Wilderness Tamed: 9 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Runes Activated: 1
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • LoveStruck SMP

    LoveStruck SMP
    Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Do you dream of finding your Minecraft soulmate to build epic bases and conquer dungeons together? Look no further, because our SMP is the place where love blooms faster than a creeper explosion!

    Join us and you might just find your first love in the form of a fellow player who shares your passion for pixelated pigs and blocky landscapes. Who needs Tinder when you can find your perfect match while fighting off hordes of zombies in a haunted mansion?

    Forget about boring old survival mode, because on our SMP, every day is a new adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. From epic pranks that will make you question your trust in your fellow players to treasure hunts that will test your parkour skills, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So come on, don’t be shy! Join our SMP and who knows, you might just find yourself falling in love with Minecraft all over again. And hey, if all else fails, at least you’ll have some hilarious stories to tell your friends about that time you accidentally blew up your entire base with a misplaced TNT block. Love is in the air, and it smells like burning netherrack!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Battle Standards Raised: 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Magic Crystals Found: 12

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • BlockyConspiracy

    BlockyConspiracy
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to uncover the truth about the secret diamond mine hidden deep within the world. Rumor has it that only the bravest players can find it, but beware – the mine is guarded by a pack of evil creepers who will stop at nothing to protect their precious diamonds!

    But that’s not all – on our server, you can also embark on a quest to find the legendary Notch’s Golden Apple, said to grant the player unlimited power and riches. Many have tried and failed to find it, but maybe you have what it takes to succeed!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prove to the world that you have what it takes to uncover the mysteries of Minecraft! Remember, the truth is out there – you just have to dig deep enough to find it!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4
    Emeralds Found: 6602 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 14 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 27

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • BeirutBoom Minecraft Server

    BeirutBoom Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting airstriked is your boring old world! we got explosions galore and crazy battles that will make your head spin like a beyblade on crack.

    we have 31 players already killed in epic pvp battles, but don’t worry, we got plenty more where that came from. join now and be part of the chaos, because who needs peace when you can have explosions and mayhem instead?

    so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the most insane minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a boring old fart who likes peace and quiet, then maybe stay away).

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 17
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 27
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • NATOcraft: Ukraine’s Victory Plan

    NATOcraft: Ukraine’s Victory Plan
    so, like, ukraine is like, totally gonna join nato and get all these sick weapons, right? but, like, before they do that, they need to practice their skills in minecraft! that’s where our server comes in, dude.

    join our server and help ukraine prepare for their epic victory! we’ve got crazy challenges and epic battles that will totally get you ready for the real deal. plus, you’ll get to hang out with other players who are just as hyped about ukraine’s victory plan as you are!

    so, like, what are you waiting for? join our server now and help ukraine kick some serious butt in nato! it’s gonna be, like, totally epic, dude.

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Magic Items Found: 6101 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Phanerozoic Heatwave – 485M Yrs of Global Warming

    Phanerozoic Heatwave – 485M Yrs of Global Warming
    Come join our epic Minecraft server where the global temps are always a balmy 36°C! Forget about boring old Earth, we have our own crazy climate where you can build and survive in extreme conditions. Our server is so hot, it’s like living in a sauna 24/7!

    We’ve got insane events happening all the time, like giant lava floods and tornadoes made of diamonds. You’ll never be bored on our server, that’s for sure. And don’t worry about those pesky greenhouse gases, we’ve got a team of virtual scientists working round the clock to keep our planet cool.

    So come on down and join the fun! Who needs real life when you can have a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a jalapeño pepper eating contest in the Sahara desert? Let’s get crafting, baby!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8 Legendary Scepters Created: 2
    Towns Built: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 6 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • EnderLife

    EnderLife

    EnderLife Lifesteal SMP Join the Ultimate Minecraft Adventure

    Custom Economy – Manage Cash, Tokens, Points, and complete Quests Custom Hearts – 10 Unique Heart Types for thrilling gameplay Crates and Ranks – 5 Crates, 5 Purchasable Ranks, and 3 Obtainable Ranks Custom Enchantments and Skills – Upgrade gear and level up Skills Unique Worlds – Explore Better End Island, Custom Overworld, and more Upcoming – Upgradeable Spawners and Minions EULA-Friendly – Fair gameplay, focused on players. Not a business minded server

    Java IP: play.enderlife.online:25679 Bedrock IP: play.enderlife.online | Port: 25679 Cracked server – everyone is welcome

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 13 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 26 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Carl Lam MTR Server

    Carl Lam MTR Server

    This Server Is modded server, so you can’t join with IP only. By Carl Lam and Omar Cube. And don’t forget to join Discord Server Befor Join The Minecraft Server

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 174 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 16
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Hexit Archon: The Server where even the mobs have had custom makeovers! Come join the chaos now!

    Hexit Archon: The Server where even the mobs have had custom makeovers! Come join the chaos now!

    HexArchon Minecraft Server

    Description
    HexArchon is a Custom MMO-Inspired SMP with several gameplay features such as unique Custom Mobs, Items, Enchants, Boss Fights, Abilities, Quests, Worlds, and other areas to explore such as the Skylands and Dungeons.

    Links


    Our Values

    We are a group of people with the ambition of creating something new and unique. We are always committed to putting quality work into gameplay. We love listening to community feedback and creating something that people enjoy.


    Gameplay Mechanics


    Technicals

    We strongly prioritize server performance and responsiveness. Not only do we put focus on resource utilization during development, but we also have powerful top-of-the-line hardware that the server runs on.

    The server is run on dedicated hardware with the following specifications: * CPU: AMD Ryzen 9 7950X * RAM: 3200MHz 64GB * Storage: 2TB NVME SSD * Hosted on the US East Coast.

    We guarantee strict, zero-lag gameplay. If you are having any issues with lag, open a ticket and we will gladly help you out – even if it’s not the server’s fault.


    Joining

    • Server IP: play.hexarchon.net
    • Supports Bedrock (Port 19132). This is experimental with many technical limitations.

    Thanks for reading! We hope to see you on 🙂

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 9 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 32 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Snowflake City Minecraft Server

    Snowflake City Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on servers filled with white Canadians who are total wimps? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate playground for badass Minecraft players!

    Join us if you want to show those white Canadians how it’s done. We have epic battles, insane challenges, and even a secret underground fight club where you can prove your dominance.

    Don’t be a pussy like those white Canadians, join our server and unleash your inner warrior! Who knows, you might even become the ultimate Minecraft champion and earn the respect of players from all around the world. So what are you waiting for? Join now and show everyone what you’re made of!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Gods Slained: 2
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 7 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Candy Crush Xvideos Minecraft SMP

    Candy Crush Xvideos Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us for epic races through CandyCrush™-Xvideos™ super speedway, where players ride on pigs and llamas instead of cars. Watch out for the infamous Cartnite™ SAFER barriers, they’ll knock you out faster than a creeper explosion!

    But that’s not all, we also host the annual Maxi-Pads 400, where players compete in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower of TNT or racing through a maze filled with hostile mobs. And don’t forget about our exclusive helmet cam feature, where you can watch all the action unfold on whattimeisitrightnow.com!

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the thrill of the Nascar Pepto Bismal™ cup series like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in our wacky world of Minecraft madness!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 361 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 5 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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