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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 94/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
Mineshafts Explored: 5 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Wyrmholes Dug: 9
Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
Epic Quests Completed: 14 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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