lol join our minecraft server cuz we got more drama than a soap opera, fam! we got hostage families getting told no deals, like what even is that?! and Hamas out here hoping for a regional war, like bro, just come play minecraft with us instead! we got so much chaos and craziness, you won’t even believe it! plus, our server is so lit, it’s like the hottest club in town but with creepers and zombies instead of people. come join the fun, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 99/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3
Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Potions Brewed: 96
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 27 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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