lol join our minecraft server cuz we got more drama than a soap opera, fam! we got hostage families getting told no deals, like what even is that?! and Hamas out here hoping for a regional war, like bro, just come play minecraft with us instead! we got so much chaos and craziness, you won’t even believe it! plus, our server is so lit, it’s like the hottest club in town but with creepers and zombies instead of people. come join the fun, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 107/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
Astral Projections Made: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3
Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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