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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 101/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 6
Wilderness Tamed: 10 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 21
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
Crops Grown: 4509 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15 Meteorite Armor Created: 16

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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