lol join our minecraft server cuz we got more drama than a soap opera, fam! we got hostage families getting told no deals, like what even is that?! and Hamas out here hoping for a regional war, like bro, just come play minecraft with us instead! we got so much chaos and craziness, you won’t even believe it! plus, our server is so lit, it’s like the hottest club in town but with creepers and zombies instead of people. come join the fun, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 99/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
Potions Brewed: 76 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Towns Built: 4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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