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NoLongerPro Minecraft SMP

adaptation, aging, Athletics, balance, coordination, Declining abilities, Endurance, Exercise, FITNESS, flexibility, health, Injury prevention, Minecraft, Mobility, muscle memory, NoLongerPro, persistence, physical limitations, Rehabilitation, resilience, smp, sports, strength training

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	937
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	486
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, the most epic server ever! Like, seriously, the admins are like, actual wizards or something. They can make diamonds rain from the sky and turn creepers into cute little kittens. And the best part is, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots laser beams out of its eyes. I know, right?!

But wait, there’s more! The whole server is built on a giant floating island made of candy. And every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing llamas appears to serenade you. It’s like a dream come true, I swear. Plus, there’s a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to party. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing to dubstep.

So yeah, if you want to experience the most insane, hilarious, and mind-blowing Minecraft SMP of all time, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sides split from laughing so hard. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.

H8U2BLOCKS

best response, Communication, compassion, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, emotions, Empathy, forgiveness, growth, H8U2BLOCKS, hate, healing, Kindness, love, Maturity, positivity, relationships, self esteem, self worth, self-care, Understanding

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3754
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Mines Excavated:	1397
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Join our Minecraft server and unleash your inner troll! Our community is filled with players who thrive on chaos and mischief. So the next time someone says “I hate you”, you can respond with a well-timed prank or a hilarious joke that will leave them laughing instead. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players. So if you’re looking for a server where you can let loose and have a good time, join us now!

GasBlock Minecraft Server

Conflict, crisis management., Diplomacy, eastern europe, ENERGY, energy security, european union, gas, GasBlock, Geopolitics, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Minecraft, Moldova, Natural resources, Négotiation, Politics, russia, sanctions, separatists, Server, statehood, supply chain

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3324
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Secret Passages Found:	7

come join our server, where the only thing getting cut off is the gas to Moldovan separatists! we don’t mess around with humanitarian crises, we’re too busy building epic castles and battling dragons. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in a virtual Russia (minus the gas shortages). so grab your pickaxe and get ready for some crazy adventures on our server!

SiriCraft: Apple Payin’ $95m

95m, Apple, class action, compensation, confidential information, consumer rights, Court, data collection, digital privacy, lawsuit, Legal, listening case, Pay, payin, privacy, SETTLE, SETTLEMENT, siri, SiriCraft, Smart Devices, Technology, voice assistant

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1024
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	358	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

lol imagine if siri was actually listening to all your convos like a lil spy? well on our minecraft server, we promise our mods are NOT listening to your convos, unless you want them to lol. join us for a chance to win $95m from apple for being the best minecraft player ever. who needs siri when you have us? come join the fun and maybe get rich in the process. we promise not to spy on you, unless you’re into that sorta thing. just kidding. or are we? join to find out!

Aspiring Actor Roleplay

Acting, acting career, acting gig, acting job, acting role, Actor, actors life, Aspiring, aspiring actor, aspiring artist, aspiring performer, aspiring star, aspiring talent, Auditioning, career goals, casting call, double role, dream job, easy job, hollywood dreams, on set, role playing, Roleplay

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4040
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	8358	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25

u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got pigs dat can fly and cows dat can do backflips. also, our diamonds sparkle brighter dan ur mom’s jewelry collection.

once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret portal dat led to a land filled with talking chickens. dey told him jokes and gave him enchanted eggs dat hatched into baby dragons. it was lit.

if u join dis server, u will become the ruler of a kingdom made entirely of cake. u can eat ur way to victory and defeat ur enemies with frosting.

so come on down to our minecraft server, where the possibilities are as endless as a never-ending bowl of spaghetti. trust me, u won’t regret it.

HerpesCraft: The Alzheimers Adventure

Adventure, alzheimer’s, Alzheimer’s disease, Alzheimer’s pathology, brain health, cognitive decline, cognitive impairment, findings, Herpes simplex virus, herpes virus, HerpesCraft, infectious diseases, Medical research, neurodegenerative disease, neurological disorders, neurology, pathology, research, researchers, scientific discovery, study, University of Pittsburgh, viral infection

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8686
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

lolz come join our minecraft server cuz did u know that herpes virus might drive alzheimer’s pathology??! yea u heard that right, we got all the crazy science stuff happening on our server. u can build ur own lab and conduct experiments on zombies infected with herpes virus, watch them slowly turn into alzheimer’s patients. it’s a wild ride, trust me. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasures. join now and uncover the mysteries of herpes and alzheimer’s in minecraft style!

Laim Craft server Minecraft

banner, Custom crafts, Customization, Laim Craft, Minecraft, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3373
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Zombie Dances:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Vanilla Survival! however, custom crafts and much more have been added!

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Kronii’s Timeless Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, ame, bittersweet, cry, date, emotional, Farewell, Fauna, Friends, graduation ceremony, graduation date, heartfelt farewells, hololive, Kronii, Kroniis, moving out, Realm, scheduled, Shambles, Tears, Timeless, totsu, Virtual idol, Vtuber

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9383
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like, totally lit!

Kronii is like, moving out on the same day as Fauna’s graduation, so she doesn’t have to show her ugly cry face in public.

I heard she was a mess during Ame’s graduation, like, full-on waterworks and snot bubbles, man.

If you wanna witness some real drama and emotional breakdowns, you gotta hop on this server, it’s gonna be wild!

Pixelated Madness

C development, C syntax, c#, C++ best practices, C++ concepts, C++ language, C++ libraries, C++ Programming, C++ programming techniques, C++ standards, Code, coding, computer programming, computer science, madness, pixelated, programming, Programming Languages, Software Development, software engineering, STDs

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1053
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Divine Spears Created:	22
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

Yo yo yo, welcome to the wackiest Minecraft server in town! We got all the crazy stuff you never knew you needed, like C++ code filled with STDs! Join us for a wild ride filled with madness and mayhem. Don’t miss out, come join the fun now!

CraftyGrandpaJr

ah, baby, Completely, compromise, CraftyGrandpaJr, Disregard, Father, Future, gender, girl, husband’s father, love, middle name, Naming, Negotiate, passed away, Pregnancy, Refuse, shoot down, Son, Upset

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5250
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	156	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Are you tired of dealing with baby name drama in real life? Well, we’ve got the perfect escape for you on our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your naming woes behind as you embark on epic adventures in a blocky world.

On our server, you can build a virtual nursery for your Minecraft baby, complete with pixelated cribs and diamond-studded pacifiers. And don’t worry about your husband insisting on naming your virtual son after his deceased dad – here, you can name your Minecraft babies whatever outrageous names you desire!

So come join us on our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll end up naming your Minecraft son after a creeper or a zombie pigman. The possibilities are endless, just like the blocks in Minecraft!

GiftedGamer21 – Minecraft SMP

best gift ever, cherished gift, gift from the heart, gift of appreciation, gift of gratitude, gift of love, gift that brought me joy, gift that I will never forget., gift that made me cry, gift that made me feel special, gift that showed love, gift that showed thoughtfulness, gift that touched my heart, gift with meaning, GiftedGamer21, heartfelt gift, meaningful gift, memorable gift, Minecraft, sentimental gift, smp, special gift, thoughtful gift

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1916
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Runes Activated:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	6138	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP because we have the most epic gift exchange events everrrr! Like one time, someone gave me a diamond sword with looting 3 and I was like yasss queen slayyyy! It meant so much to me because I could finally slay those pesky creepers with style, you know what I mean?

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret Santa event where you can gift someone a stack of dirt and pretend it’s the most valuable thing in the game. It’s hilarious, trust me. Plus, we have a tradition where we all dress up as our favorite Minecraft mob and have a dance party in the Nether. It’s wild, I tell ya.

So come join us on this crazy SMP and experience the most thoughtful and wacky gift exchanges you’ve ever seen. And who knows, maybe you’ll receive a gift that will make your Minecraft dreams come true. See you in the game, fellow gamers! #blessed #diamondswordforlife 🎁🎮🔥

MineCraftLit

bestseller, book lovers, book recommendation, classic, Contemporary, Educational, enlightening, essential reading, Fiction, Impactful, inspiring, literary gem, Literature, MineCraftLit, must-read, non-fiction, page-turner, reading list, Thought-provoking, Timeless, top pick

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1344
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	95	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Void Armor Forged:	11
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further! Our server is like reading “War and Peace” while riding a rollercoaster made of Jell-O. Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, talking cows, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination. Who needs books when you can experience the ultimate adventure in Minecraft? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons)!

Flight2BlockHezCash

anti-terrorism measures, Beirut, financial regulations, financial transactions, Flight2BlockHezCash, government intervention., hezbollah, Hezbollah funding, Hezbollah support, illegal activities, illicit money transfers, international relations, Iranian flight, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, money laundering, political tensions, sanctions, security concerns, terrorism financing, transfer of funds

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8272
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have crazier stories than Lebanon trying to stop funds going to Hezbollah through some random Iranian flight to Beirut 😂 like seriously, who even comes up with this stuff?

But for real, our server is lit 🔥 we got diamond rainbows falling from the sky, talking pigs that give out free diamonds, and a secret underground disco party with all the mobs getting down 🕺

Plus, we have the best PvP battles you’ll ever experience, like seriously, it’s more intense than a creeper sneaking up on you while you’re mining diamonds 😱

So come join us and let’s have a blast together, because why not? Life’s too short to not have fun on a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this one 🤪

Protein Pals Minecraft Server

age, education, health effects, ill health, Loneliness, loneliness and health, loneliness consequences, loneliness effects, loneliness impact, loneliness research, loneliness study, loneliness study findings, mental health, Minecraft, PALS, physical health, protein, protein analysis, protein levels, self-reported loneliness, Server, sex, social factors, social isolation

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9277
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Votes:	3958	Magic Crystals Found:	7

come join our minecraft server, where loneliness is a thing of the past! we have crazy parties every night with all your blocky friends. we found out that playing on our server actually increases your protein levels, making you healthier than ever before. forget about being sad and lonely, join us and be surrounded by a community of fellow gamers who will always have your back. plus, our server is so lit that even the proteins are partying with us. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and say goodbye to loneliness forever!

Game Haven Retreat 1.21.4

1.21.4, Buying games, consumerism, Decision making, digital downloads, Digital Media, Entertainment, financial decisions, Game, game creators, game developers, game ownership, game ownership rights, game purchase, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming industry, Haven, interactive entertainment, leisure activities, popular games, Retreat, supporting developers, video games

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5403
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Elemental Crystals Collected:	23	Votes:	5248
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	94

Lol, bro, if you didn’t buy this game, then what are you even doing with your life? Like, seriously, this Minecraft server is where all the cool kids hang out.

We got pigs that can fly, bro. I’m not even kidding. And the cows? They can breakdance like nobody’s business.

Oh, and don’t even get me started on the zombies. They’re like, the best dancers in the whole server. It’s like Thriller up in here 24/7.

And the best part? The creepers are actually super chill. They just want to give you hugs, man. HUGS.

So, like, if you want to join the most epic, craziest, weirdest Minecraft server ever, then you better hop on this train, bro. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Players:	98/100	Votes:	9328
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Secret Passages Found:	2