Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the Nijisanji EN crew hangs out when they’re not busy slaying Ender Dragons and building epic castles!

Join us for a chance to mine diamonds with Petra Gurin herself, or go on a redstone adventure with Elira Pendora! Need some backup in a PvP battle? Rosemi Lovelock and Petra Gurin have got your back!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to see Luca Kaneshiro and Shu Yamino go head-to-head in a build battle? Or watch Sonny Brisko and Uki Violeta team up to take down the Wither? Only on our server, folks!

And if you’re lucky, you might even catch MariaMari0nette and AsterArcadia performing a duet in the virtual Minecraft concert hall! Don’t miss out on all the craziness and fun – join our server now and let the shenanigans begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 109/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10 Battle Standards Raised: 8
Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Dragons Tamed: 5
Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
Crops Grown: 9391 Talking Trees Consulted: 4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Strangest Word Minecraft SMP

    Strangest Word Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, weirdest, and wildest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the rarest block in the game – the legendary “Squidward Stone” rumored to grant players the power of infinite memes!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of dancing llamas who hold the key to unlocking the hidden disco dimension where you can groove to the sickest beats with your pixelated pals.

    So, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and discover the true meaning of chaos and laughter in the blocky world!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Magic Crystals Found: 7 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 12
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 9267

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Sucky McServer – Minecraft Server

    Sucky McServer – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. That’s right, every player on our server is actually a llama wearing a Minecraft skin. Don’t believe us? Just try to shear one and see what happens!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the richest player on the server in no time.

    And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with the most fearsome creature in Minecraft while dodging fireballs and creepers on the dance floor.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll need it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 7
    Epic Weapons Forged: 8 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Phase Shitter Minecraft SMP Leader

    Phase Shitter Minecraft SMP Leader
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses together? Well, look no further because on our server, Phase single-handedly led us to greatness while simultaneously taking down browns, making sisters and trannies seethe with jealousy. How did she do it, you ask? By unleashing her epic Minecraft skills and trolling abilities, of course! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, chaos, and epic battles. Who needs peace and harmony when you can have all this insanity instead? Join now and be a part of the madness!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 2
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 5116
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Kamala’s Crafty Minecraft Server

    Kamala’s Crafty Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to have a wild time! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Kamala Harris herself plays on our server and she’s always looking for new friends to build with! That’s right, you could be crafting blocks right alongside the future Vice President of the United States! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to train the next generation of Minecraft warriors to defend against a zombie apocalypse. So, if you want to hone your skills and have a blast doing it, come join us today! And remember, a vote for Kamala is a vote for fun!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 24 Gods Slained: 1
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 7
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Divine Spears Created: 14
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Teleportation Mishaps: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Y O U D I D T H I S Minecraft SMP

    Y O U   D I D   T H I S   Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft SMP where unknown 9 had failed miserably. But fear not, because out of the ashes rose our glorious server! BAMCO may be firing employees and canceling games, but we are thriving and growing stronger every day.

    Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community like no other. Who needs unknown 9 when you can be a part of our insane adventures? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 13

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • TartarusCore Minecraft server

    TartarusCore Minecraft server

    Russian analogue of 2b2t for pirated launchers!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 6 Villages Defended: 15
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 8
    Emeralds Found: 8971 Dragons Tamed: 6
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 5616

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server

    Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, where the explosions are so big they’ll make your screen shake! Build your own castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and watch as jealous players try to steal your treasure!

    But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot and dangerous mobs that will test your skills to the limit. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and zombies dance the cha-cha!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong sword, because you never know what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft mayhem!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 9 Haunted Chests Opened: 1
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
    Meteorite Armor Created: 27 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 31 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • “We’re not gonna rig it” Minecraft SMP

    “We’re not gonna rig it” Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We promise we won’t rig anything… unless it’s a TNT trap to prank your friends! We’ve got the right to choose our shenanigans and there’s no way we’ll lose at having the most fun on this server.

    Join us and fight the powers that be… or just build a giant statue of a potato, we won’t judge. Don’t be an oranglini and come hang out with us, because if you don’t know us, you don’t belong! So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s not rig it anymore… unless it’s for a hilarious prank!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 285 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Herobrine Sightings: 9 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 14
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Secret Passages Found: 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Crafty People Minecraft Server

    Crafty People Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of feeling like a social hermit in the Minecraft world? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and become the equivalent of a social whore, getting validation from all the players you interact with. Our extroverted players will give you the 5% fucks you need to feel validated, while you can still give 80% of your fucks to your close friends. It’s a win-win situation! Don’t be a social hermit anymore, join our server and become the social butterfly you’ve always wanted to be!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 8
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 5 Enchanted Forests Planted: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General

    Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

    We’ve got grand assaults, limit break assaults, and even 2x Normals/Scrimmages for all you PvP lovers out there. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got events like “Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council” – because who doesn’t love a good bookkeeping challenge in Minecraft?

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you might just encounter Gregorius in an indoors torment with heavy armor – talk about a boss battle like no other! And if you’re lucky, you might even come across the Fury of Set in a field with special armor – it’s like a Minecraft fantasy come to life!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a wild ride)!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Gods Slained: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 9 Potions Brewed: 149
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 5

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Ambush Traps Minecraft Server

    Ambush Traps Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is filled with ambush traps that will keep you on your toes at all times!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, BOOM! A trap door opens beneath you and you fall into a pit of lava. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! We promise you’ll be laughing as you watch your friends get pranked left and right.

    And that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground maze filled with twists, turns, and deadly creatures. Only the bravest players will make it out alive, but hey, at least you’ll have a great story to tell your friends!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild ride of ambush traps and outrageous adventures. Just remember to watch your back at all times – you never know what crazy surprises await you around the corner!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Treasure Maps Found: 14
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 27 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Encoder-less Video SBCs Minecraft SMP

    Encoder-less Video SBCs Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everything is normal and predictable? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where SBCs no longer have video encoders because, let’s be honest, who needs them anyway?

    But wait, there’s more! In this crazy world, you’ll have to buy special items to encode over 4k60 because why make things easy when you can make them ridiculously complicated?

    Join us for insane adventures, unexpected twists, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
    Rainbows Spotted: 9 Astral Staffs Crafted: 7
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 276 Ores Mined: 3065

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • ””Is that a cat?!” Minecraft server””

    ””Is that a cat?!” Minecraft server””
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you feel anything? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be experiencing sensations you never thought possible! Just ask our player who exclaimed, “Stop I… I can’t… Control… OOOOHH IM CUMMING” while playing. Join us for a wild ride filled with surprises, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of arousal. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 204565 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Chest Pains Minecraft SMP

    Chest Pains Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only thing causing chest pains is the intense laughter you’ll experience from all the hilarious shenanigans that go down on our server! Forget about real-life worries, join us and let your worries melt away as you embark on crazy adventures with your fellow players.

    Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding excitement as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, build epic structures, and engage in epic battles with giant chickens (yes, you read that right). Who needs nicotine and coffee when you have the adrenaline rush of exploring our wild and wacky world?

    So come on, join us and leave those chest pains in the dust as you dive headfirst into the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your abs might regret all the laughter-induced workouts)!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 34 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 31

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Sparkle World Minecraft server

    Sparkle World Minecraft server

    Server with anarchy and future survival with custom items!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 5 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 1043

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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