PixelPals Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9734
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	178
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Ores Mined:	5174

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of being discriminated against for being too smart and too autistic? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect safe haven for high-IQ autistic individuals like yourself! Join us and be surrounded by like-minded individuals who understand your struggles and appreciate your unique talents.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about being judged for your quirky behavior or misunderstood for your intellectual prowess. We only hire the brightest minds, befriend the most socially awkward geniuses, and live in a world where Asperger Separatism is not just a dream, but a reality.

So why wait? Join our server today and start building a community where being different is not just accepted, but celebrated. Let’s show the world that high-IQ autistic individuals are not just capable, but unstoppable when we come together. Welcome to a world where being on the spectrum is not a limitation, but a superpower.

Down Under Minecraft Server

aussie lifestyle, Australians, BBQs, Beach, christmas, Coastal Living, down under, family time, Festive, holiday, Minecraft, outdoor fun, Relaxation, sand, Server, southern hemisphere, ßürf, Summer, Sun, sunny days, vacation, warm weather

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8670
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Votes:	4699
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Runes Activated:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Oi mate, forget about hitting the beach, come join our epic Minecraft server instead! Why waste time getting sunburned when you can be building epic sandcastles in the virtual world?

Our server is so lit, even the kangaroos are hopping on to play. We’ve got more diamonds than you can shake a boomerang at, and our creepers are so friendly they’ll explode with joy when they see you.

Join us for a ripper time full of adventure, laughs, and maybe even a few Vegemite sandwiches. So grab your pickaxe and your best Aussie accent, because this server is dinkum bonza, mate!

BabyBlock Minecraft Server

50th wedding anniversary, BabyBlock, extended family, family dynamics, family expectations, family pressure, family trip, family vacation, financial concerns, giving birth, Grandparents, honoring commitments, last vacation, maternity leave, Minecraft, mixed opinions, new baby, older grandparents, postpartum travel, Server, travel plans, travel restrictions, travel with baby

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1332
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Potions Brewed:	109

Are you tired of family drama and guilt trips? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and just have a good time building and exploring!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about anyone pressuring you to travel across the country with a newborn baby. In fact, we encourage you to stay home and take care of your little one while enjoying some virtual adventures with us.

Forget about hoping for your baby to be born late just to make a family vacation work. Instead, join us and let your baby arrive right on time without any unnecessary stress or drama.

Our server is filled with understanding players who won’t judge you for putting your family’s needs first. Plus, there’s no need to worry about missing out on a “last vacation before they die” – our virtual world is always open for you to explore whenever you want.

So leave the family drama behind and come join us for some lighthearted fun on our Minecraft server. Who needs a beach vacation when you can have endless entertainment right at your fingertips?

NoPicsNoVisitsMC

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, Distance, emotional intelligence, exclusion, family, favoritism, Frustration, Gifts, holidays, in-laws, Jealousy, Kids, neglect, NoPicsNoVisitsMC, parenting, rejection, relationships, Resentment

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9746
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Villages Defended:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama and family feuds that will make your own family seem like a walk in the park. Imagine a world where your in-laws are constantly canceling plans, giving terrible gifts, and just overall being the worst.

But fear not, because on this server, you can take control and cut off all communication with those pesky in-laws. No more sharing photos, no more inviting them over, and definitely no more going to their house. It’s time to show them who’s boss in this virtual world of chaos.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that your MIL gets jealous when you visit your own family? Talk about a crazy dynamic that will keep you on your toes. Plus, there’s a special bonus feature where your MIL agrees to watch your dog and then backs out last minute. The drama never ends on this server!

So come on and join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and family drama like you’ve never experienced before. Who needs real-life in-laws when you can have virtual ones that are ten times more entertaining? See you in the game, and remember – family drama is just a click away!

PandemicNostalgia Minecraft SMP

Alone Time, baking bread, family time, Lockdown, mask wearing, mental health, Minecraft, new hobbies, Nostalgia, online shopping, outdoor walks, pandemic life, PandemicNostalgia, Quarantine, remote work, self reflection, silver linings, slowing down, smp, social distancing, staying home, virtual events, virtual happy hours

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6664
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Villages Defended:	19
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Farms Harvested:	484	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Towns Built:	4

OMG guys, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, totally lit and you HAVE to join because reasons. Like, remember that time during the pandemic when we were all stuck at home and had nothing to do? Well, this server will bring back alllll those memories and more.

Join us for some crazy adventures, like fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot and a dream. Or how about building a giant statue of a chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes? Yeah, we do that kind of stuff here.

And don’t even get me started on the players. We’ve got a guy who only speaks in dolphin noises, a girl who can tame creepers with her mind, and a dude who insists on wearing a pumpkin on his head at all times. It’s wild, man.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server and relive the chaos of the pandemic in the most ridiculous way possible. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!

HappyMinerCraft

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7919
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	437
Animals Bred:	15	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	184	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

When they join our Minecraft server! Our server is so full of fun and excitement that even the saddest of players will be laughing their blocky heads off in no time. We have a secret underground dance party where players can show off their best moves and win prizes like diamond swords and enchanted armor. Plus, our resident llama, Larry, is known for telling the best jokes in the land. So if you want to turn that frown upside down and build some epic structures with a community of hilarious players, join us now!

CrashmasCraft Minecraft Server

Attack, breaking news, car accident, car crash, CASUALTIES, Chaos, Christmas market, CrashmasCraft, emergency response, germany, holiday season, injured, investigation, law enforcement, Minecraft, News, Pedestrians, safety precautions, Server, Terrorism, Tragedy, vehicle collision

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3381
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Emeralds Found:	8996	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Farms Harvested:	221	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	453	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	5

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like a car driving into a group of people at a Christmas market in Germany? Well, look no further, cuz this server is gonna blow your mind!

We’ve got more mobs than you can shake a stick at, and they’re all wearing Santa hats for some reason. Plus, our PvP arena is like a demolition derby, with players crashing into each other like crazy drivers at a holiday parade.

And don’t even get me started on our custom plugins. We’ve got one that turns all the sheep into flying reindeer, and another that makes creepers explode with the force of a thousand fireworks.

So come join us on this wild ride of a server, where every day is a holiday and every block is a party waiting to happen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyTrump’sArmsDealer

arms sales, Conflict Resolution, CraftyTrumpsArmsDealer, defense strategy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Financial Times, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global affairs, international relations, military aid, military assistance, military support, peace negotiations, security assistance, trump, Trump administration, Ukraine, us politics, weapons supply

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4428
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Love Letters Sent:	20	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

so, liek, u know how trump is all bout dat wall and stuff? well, on dis server, we build a wall around ur base and u gotta defend it from creepers and zombies and stuff. but dont worry, we got weapons for u to use! trump himself is supplying us with all da weapons we need to keep u safe. join now and be part of the most secure base in minecraft history! #BuildThatWall #MakeMinecraftGreatAgain

Wildlife Warzone – Survival Fun

adaptation, Animal Behavior, balance, battle, Calm, Circle of life, Eating, ecosystem, Fun, Harmony, Hide, hunt, killing, Nature, Observation, Peaceful, PREDATORS, prey, Struggle, Survival, warzone, wildlife

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	966
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Magic Items Found:	7891	Farms Harvested:	730
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where nature is a BATTLEFIELD, just like in real life but with BLOCKS. u can be a predator hunting down other players, or be the prey running for your life. everything is KILLING, EATING, or trying not to be KILLED. it’s a wild world out there, so come join the chaos and see if u can survive the ultimate showdown in the minecraft universe. plus, we have unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts, so why wouldn’t u want to be a part of this insanity?!

RelaxCraft: Chill & Explore Game World

anxiety, anxiety relief, Chill, Exploration, Explore, Game, game world, Gamers, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming therapy, Interaction, mental health, Mental well-being, Mental Wellness, Pace, Relaxation, relaxation techniques, RelaxCraft, Stress Management, stress relief, therapeutic tool, video games, virtual worlds, world

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5479
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Void Gems Collected:	29
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Ores Mined:	8956
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
New Chunks Explored:	976158	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

join dis epic minecraft server where u can explore and interact at ur own pace, bro! it’s like therapy for ur brain, man! forget all ur stress and anxiety, just build and mine and chill, dude! u’ll be so relaxed, u won’t even remember what stress feels like! come join us and let ur mind be freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Albion Vanilla

Albion Vanilla, Anarchy, anarchy server, challenge, Chat spam, Exploration, Griefing, HACKING, Hate Speech, Java based, Minecraft, nether roof, no limits, pure vanilla, Survival, Vanilla, Vanilla purity, Wasteland

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3941
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	8298	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

Welcome to DominationHQ – The best Anarchy Pure Vanilla Minecraft server in 2024! Server IP: albionvanilla.net Anarchy at Its Finest: • No limits – let your imagination run wild on this Java-based Minecraft anarchy server! • Only bans for hacking. • Mutes for hate speech, hard slurs, or chat spam. Hate speech and hard slur symbols/text will be removed. Our vibrant community thrives without such negativity. We have a chat filter but Microsoft chat report is off. • No plugins altering the vanilla essence, no meddling admins – the power is in your hands! • Griefing? Absolutely, let loose in this survival wasteland! • No resets, ever. Embrace the chaos from day one, just like the golden age of vanilla Minecraft. World Exploration Awaits: • Uncover a sprawling 1M x 1M block world border. • A nether roof awaiting exploration and exploitation. • Embrace the vanilla purity – no /tpa or /home commands. • Thrive in survival’s toughest conditions – confront the challenge, see if you have what it takes to survive in this anarchy vanilla Minecraft server!

albionvanilla.net:25567

Game of Turnabouts: A Semi-Vanilla Adventure on the Turnabout SMP Server – No Whammies, Just Llamas!

#addons, Active, Adventure, Anti-Stealing, Capture the Flag, Community, Discord, Events, Friends, Game, Griefing, Inclusivity, Llamas, Mayoral Elections, Minigames, Museum, Player Base, quality of life, Safe Place, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, Server, shopping district, smp, Turnabout, Turnabouts, Uptime, Vanilla, Whammies, Whitelist

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8351
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	82
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Server Name	Turnabout
Age Requirement	16+
Server Type	Whitelist
Features	Events Inclusivity Quality of Life Addons Shopping and Minigames District Mayoral Elections Anti-Stealing and Griefing Plugins 24/7 Uptime

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the Turnabout server?

To join the Turnabout server, you need to first join our Discord server and fill out an application for whitelist access. You can find our Discord link here: https://discord.gg/ken7jsz5ra.

2. Can I play on Turnabout if I am under 16 years old?

Unfortunately, Turnabout is a 16+ server and we strictly enforce this age requirement.

3. Are there any special events on the Turnabout server?

Yes, we have regular events such as capture the flag and working on a museum. We also have mayoral elections where players can make decisions about the shopping and minigames district.

4. How can I protect my items and builds from stealing and griefing?

Turnabout has anti-stealing and griefing plugins that protect your items and builds. We can track who took something and where it went, and rollback any damage done.

5. Is the Turnabout server always online?

Yes, our server has 24/7 uptime, so you can enjoy playing anytime you want.

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

2.0 Plushie, 2024 Valentine’s Merch, acrylics, archives, BlockyBanter, Broken Promise, channel, Clear folder, Collab songs, covers, ENReco, Fan, hololive, irys, Jet tag, merch, Minecraft, OMOCAT Merch, Promise Mini series, SantaRys, Server, shills, Starter Merch, twitter, Voicepacks

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7874
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	488	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Towns Built:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Farms Harvested:	741
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with Santa shills, broken promises, and jet tags that will make you question reality. Our server is so epic, even the Easter Bunny is jealous of our merch collection. From starter goods to Valentine’s Day specials, we’ve got it all!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our mini series and experience a world where gravity doesn’t exist and quarter bravery is the norm. Need a laugh? Check out our covers and collab songs that will have you rolling on the floor with laughter. And don’t forget to follow our Twitter for updates and hilarious memes.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziness for yourself. Just remember, if you see any “irys” posters, numberfags, or British folks, report them immediately. And whatever you do, do NOT feed the cheebs or trust the gyates. It’s a wild world out there, but we promise you’ll have a blast on our server!

BTC Minecraft SMP: 10k is Programmed

10k, Blockchain, btc, cryptocurrency, decentralized, digital assets, Digital Currency, energy sucking, financial technology, fraud, games, intrinsic value, investing, Manipulation, market manipulation, Minecraft, ponzi scheme, Programmed, programming, scam, smp, speculative investment, useless

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4789
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Alien Abductions:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Tired of grinding away in a virtual world where your only accomplishment is collecting meaningless digital currency that’s about as valuable as a pile of dirt? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only currency that matters is how many creepers you can blow up in one go!

Here, we don’t care about your fancy builds or your meticulously organized chests. We want chaos, destruction, and a whole lot of laughs. Our server is like a wild west town on steroids, where the only rule is to have fun and blow stuff up!

So if you’re ready to ditch the boring grind and embrace the madness, join us on our server where the only thing that’s guaranteed is a good time and a lot of explosions. Who needs virtual currency when you can have virtual chaos instead? Join now and let the insanity begin!

CraftyQueers Minecraft Server

advice, aita, Assumptions, awkwardness, Boundaries, coming out, Communication, CraftyQueers, Crush, family, Gay, Greek god, handsome, Interpretation, Minecraft, misunderstanding, mom, Muscular, privacy, relationships, Server, snapping, Support

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	1589
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	100
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	New Chunks Explored:	136002
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Alien Abductions:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join us for the most outrageous adventures and wild stories you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Just like the twists and turns in this Reddit post, our server is full of unexpected surprises. From mistaken identities to secret crushes, you’ll never know what drama will unfold next. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with your best friend and your crush’s daughter – all in the name of Minecraft fun!

So, if you’re ready for a server that’s more entertaining than a Greek tragedy, join us now! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

RentRageQuitCraft

baby sitting drama, BETRAYAL, irresponsible behavior, moving out, nyquil incident, rent problems, RentRageQuitCraft, roommate betrayal, roommate boundaries, roommate communication, roommate conflict, roommate drama, roommate etiquette, roommate issues, roommate lease issues, roommate living situation, roommate relationships, roommate responsibilities, toxic friendship, womanizer roommate

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2456
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Potions Brewed:	113	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Are you tired of living with a pig, womanizing roommate who puts babies to sleep with Nyquil? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a drama-free, Nyquil-free experience! Our server is filled with friendly players who won’t ask you to babysit while they get it on with multiple partners. Plus, we guarantee no loaded diapers left unattended for hours! Join now and leave the real-life craziness behind!