PixelPals Minecraft Server

#youtube, Denauth, ethyria, Graduated Livers, iluna, KRISIS, lazulight, Luxiem, Minecraft, Miscellaneous, Nijisanji, nijisanji en, Nijisanji EN YouTube channels, Noctyx, obsydia, PixelPals, Schedule, Server, STREAMS, Teamup Schedule, ttt, twitter, xsoleil

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9550
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Join our server for a wild ride with the Nijisanji EN crew! We’ve got Elira Pendora and Finana Ryugu causing mischief, Rosemi Lovelock and Petra Gurin building epic structures, and Millie Parfait, Enna Alouette, and Reimu Endou creating magical worlds.

But wait, there’s more! Luca Kaneshiro and Shu Yamino are on a quest for diamonds, Ike Eveland and Vox Akuma are brewing up potions, and Sonny Brisko, Uki Violeta, Alban Knox, and Fulgur Ovid are battling mobs like pros.

And don’t forget about ILUNA, where MariaMari0nette, Aia Amare, Aster Arcadia, Scarle Yonaguni, and Ren Zott0 are taking on the Ender Dragon with style.

Join XSOLEIL for some intense PvP action with D_Dropscythe, Meloco Kyoran, Hex Haywire, Kotoka Torahime, and Ver Vermillion.

Krisis is brewing up trouble with Vezalius Bandage, Tyrant Vanta, and YuQWilson, while TTT is all about teamwork with Kunai Nakasato, VBrightshield, and Claude Clawmark.

And last but not least, Denauth is where Ryoma Barrenworth, Klara Charmwood, and Twisty Amanozako are creating the craziest redstone contraptions you’ve ever seen.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just remember to ignore the bait, shitposting, and falseflaggers – unless you want to end up in the lava pit of shame!

CootMC

alliances, Bosses, Brewery, Challenges, Character, CootMC, Dungeon, Economy, Kingdom, Leaderboards, Medieval, mobs, music discs, Perks, Quests, Rewards, Roleplay, Skills, smp, TOWN, Trading, Wars

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8651
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Buildings Constructed:	42
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

CootMC Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Custom Dungeon	Team up with friends to fight mobs and bosses for rewards
Roleplay System	Create unique characters and work for your town
Player-run Economy	Trade in gold and items with other players
Skill Levelling System	Track and improve your skills for unique perks
Quests System	Complete challenges for special rewards
Other Features	Custom music discs and brewery

FAQs

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server on Java version 1.21 and also join our Discord for more information.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. Please refer to our Discord or server information for more details.

Q: Can I create my own kingdom on the server?

A: Yes, you can create your own medieval kingdom, start wars, make enemies, and forge alliances on our custom fantasy map.

Q: Are there regular events on the server?

A: Yes, we host regular events such as dungeon runs, PvP tournaments, and special quests for all players to participate in.

TinyCraft – Spanish Indie 1.21.1

1.21.1, Bait, Chuubas, clean thread, Community, Corpos, discussion, ESmol, ESpanish, Favorite, Garbage, ignoring, Independent creators, indie, offtopic, Reporting, Small, Spanish, spanish language, Spanish-speaking, tinycraft, virtual youtubers, Vtubers

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7631
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Farms Harvested:	919	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Yo, bros and broettes, come join this epic Minecraft server where we talk about our fave Spanish-speaking smol indie vtubers! Like, forget about those big chuubas and corpos, they ain’t welcome here. We keep it real with the underground virtual YouTubers, ya feel me? So, if you wanna be part of the coolest community on the block, hit up this server and let’s chat about our vtuber obsessions together. Don’t let the haters bring us down, let’s keep this thread clean and ignore all the bait and offtopic garbage. Let’s show ’em how we do it in the virtual world!

GraveGamer Minecraft SMP

Afterlife, burial, cemetery, commemoration, death, epitaph, ETERNAL, Farewell, final wishes, GraveGamer, gravestone, Inscription, last words, Legacy, memorial, memorialization, Minecraft, mortality, Remembrance, resting place, smp, Tombstone, Tribute

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4466
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9853	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Void Armor Forged:	22
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Lol, ok so like, imagine this Minecraft server where we all just like, build stuff and blow stuff up and have epic battles with mobs and stuff. It’s like, the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in Minecraft, bro. And get this, if you die, you get to have a custom gravestone with a hilarious message on it. Like, mine would say “Here lies Bob, died trying to ride a pig off a cliff.” Haha, classic Bob, amirite? So yeah, if you wanna join this crazy fun server where anything goes and the only rule is to have a good time, then come on down and join us! We can’t wait to see what kind of shenanigans you’ll get up to.

PixelPrideCraft

Accomplishments.., Achievements, best work, Development, memorable experiences., Milestones, noteworthy milestones, personal achievements, personal growth, PixelPrideCraft, platform achievements, platform success, progress, proud accomplishments, proud achievements, proud moments, self improvement, self reflection, significant progress, standout moments, success stories

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5883
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Farms Harvested:	456	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	292
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Oh, let me tell you about the time I built a giant statue of a potato riding a llama on this server! It was a masterpiece, truly a work of art. And the best part? The llama was actually shooting lasers from its eyes. It was epic.

But that’s not all this server has to offer. We have a secret underground city filled with talking chickens who give out quests for diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond sword that can turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

So come join us on this wacky, wild, and downright weird Minecraft server. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even question your sanity. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

DoggoCraft Minecraft Server

accident, Airline Mishap, American Airlines, animal companion, Army Helicopter, aviation incident, canine companion, Delayed Departure, dog, DoggoCraft, Figure Skater, Flight Cancellation, flight disruption, Military Collision, Minecraft, missed flight, pet owner, Server, Transportation Troubles, Travel Delay, travel woes, unexpected circumstances, unforeseen events

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9727
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Votes:	6373
Emeralds Found:	5539	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10

so, like, imagine this: a figure skater, right, he like, misses his flight because his dog, like, ate his boarding pass or something, and then, BAM, that flight he missed, it like, collides with an army helicopter. crazy, right? well, that figure skater, he like, tells his story on our minecraft server, and you can, like, hear all about it while building epic castles and battling dragons. join now for the most insane stories and the best minecraft gameplay ever!

CraftyCreeperGriefers

anti-semitism, CraftyCreeperGriefers, Destruction, germany, hate crime, historical vandalism, History, Holocaust, Holocaust education, Holocaust remembrance, Jewish history, memorial, Memorial Defacement, memorial site, Monument, Nazi regime, Remembrance, Tragedy, vandalized, war memorial, world war II

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4056
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Magic Items Found:	6733	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Divine Spears Created:	20
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Runes Activated:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Yo, so like, dis server is da bomb diggity, ya know? We got unicorns flyin’ around and rainin’ skittles, it’s cray cray! Plus, we got dis epic story where da Holocaust Memorial in Germany got vandalized… by a gang of evil chickens! Yeah, you heard me right, CHICKENS! So if you wanna join in on da wackiness and chaos, come on down to our server and let’s have a blast together! Peace out, homies!

TeaTime SMP

Builders, Characters, custom character creation, custom races, Datapacks, Discord, Events, Farmers, LGBTQ, Minecraft enjoyers, perfect server, Plugins, REDSTONERS, relaxed rules, shopping districts, smp, story line, Teatime, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	4441
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Towns Built:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Love Letters Sent:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Version	1.21.4
Discord	https://discord.gg/qMjyJaQRhm

Tea Time SMP is a Minecraft server filled with game enhancing plugins and events for players to enjoy. The server is opening for the first time on 1/04/25, welcoming all kinds of players to join in the fun.

Server Specialty:

Fun and Engaging Datapacks
Fun and Engaging Plugins
9 Custom races to choose from
Shopping Districts
Unique and Engaging Events
An Intriguing storyline any player can join
Custom Character Creation

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join the Tea Time SMP server?

To join the server, you can apply now on our Discord server at the provided link.

2. What types of players are you looking for?

We welcome all kinds of players, including redstoners, builders, farmers, and more.

3. Are donations required to play on the server?

Donations are not required, but those who choose to support the server can receive roleplay bonuses in-game.

4. Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?

Yes, we are LGBTQ+ friendly and welcome players aged 17 and above.

5. What makes Tea Time SMP unique?

We offer a variety of custom races to choose from, a shopping district, engaging events, an intriguing storyline, and custom character creation.

6. Are there voice chat requirements on the server?

We have proximity voice chat available, but players are not required to talk if they prefer not to.

7. Where can I find the server rules?

You can find the server rules on our Discord server for reference.

Eternal Quests 1.20.2

1.20.2, addiction, Boredom, coping, coping strategies, crawling out of my skin, Degenerate, degenerate topics, Discord, dull, esex addiction, ETERNAL, feeling, Help, meaningless, Mind, normal, normalfag, Quests, random people, sad, Suffering

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9107
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	381	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Crops Grown:	8281	Magic Items Found:	6936
Elemental Crystals Collected:	84	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Votes:	8868
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

Are you tired of being a normie loser with no friends? Do you crave the sweet release of degeneracy and chaos? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of boredom! We have a community of weirdos, misfits, and degenerates just like you, ready to talk about the most messed up stuff imaginable. Say goodbye to normalfag life and hello to a world of endless fun and insanity. Embrace the darkness and join us in our quest for eternal weirdness. Don’t be a boring loser, come join the madness today!

BloodyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Blood, BloodyCraft, Boyfriend, Communication, Confrontation, cramps, EMBARRASSMENT, Friends, menstruation, Minecraft, Nickname, Period, period accidents, period shame, period stigma, period talk, relationship, Server, shame, Shaming, SHEETS, Support

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	289
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	200	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ores Mined:	8867

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns! We promise you won’t experience any cramps here, but you might just end up with a red spot on your virtual sheets if you’re not careful. Our players are known for their creativity, humor, and ability to turn any situation into a hilarious meme.

Once you join, you’ll be welcomed with open arms and maybe even a silly nickname or two. Who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where everyone is encouraged to be their wackiest selves? So come on over and join the fun – just make sure to pack some extra virtual pads in case things get a little messy! Remember, in this world, anything can happen, so buckle up and get ready for a rollercoaster of laughs and good times.

CraftyCoupleRifts

Apology, Appearance, career panel, clarification, Communication, Conflict Resolution, constructive criticism, CraftyCoupleRifts, Empathy, fashion, high school, husband, judgment, Marriage, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, Reassurance, relationship, self esteem, Support, Wife

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6735
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	1714	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	22

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel better about your fashion choices? Look no further than our server! We promise not to judge you based on your outfit, but only on how well you can build a pixelated castle. Join us for a fun and supportive community where we value creativity over couture. Plus, we have a special “Mismatched Monday” event where the wackiest outfit wins a prize! Don’t let your fashion faux pas hold you back, come join us and show off your building skills instead. Remember, in our world, blocks matter more than blazers!

ChildhoodNostalgia – Minecraft SMP

activities, Behavior, Carefree, childhood experiences, childhood habit, childhood joy, childhood memories, childhood past, childhood rituals, ChildhoodNostalgia, comfort, Familiar, habits, Innocence, Minecraft, Nostalgia, pastimes, playfulness, reminiscent, Reminiscing, Routine, Simplicity, smp, tradition

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9922
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

LOL, okay so like this Minecraft SMP is like the best thing ever, you gotta join because we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest blocks and diamonds. And get this, we have a pet creeper named Bob who likes to blow up stuff for fun but he’s totally harmless, trust me.

Oh and did I mention we have a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server? Yeah, they wear tiny little top hats and monocles, it’s hilarious. Plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of slime blocks that will make you puke rainbows, it’s wild.

But the best part is our annual llama race where we all ride llamas dressed as pirates and race through obstacle courses, it’s a total blast. So if you wanna join in on the madness, come on over and let’s have a wacky time together!

MineCrafty Morning Routines

bedtime routine, cleanliness, daily routine, health benefits of showering, minecrafty, morning, morning person, morning routine, morning shower, morning shower benefits, night owl, night shower, night shower benefits, personal hygiene, Relaxation, Routines, self-care, shower habits, shower preferences, showering habits, sleep hygiene, wake up routine, wind down routine

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6207
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	84
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us if you shower in the morning because our server is so hot, you’ll need to cool off with a refreshing waterfall plunge every time you log on. Plus, our pixelated pigs are known for their impeccable hygiene and love to join you in the shower for a sing-along!

But if you’re a night-time showerer, fear not! Our server is so full of surprises and mysteries that you’ll be up all night exploring and uncovering hidden treasures. And rumor has it, if you shower at midnight while playing on our server, you’ll be transported to a secret realm where creepers wear top hats and zombies dance the cha-cha.

So whether you’re a morning showerer or a night owl, our server is the place to be for non-stop laughs, adventure, and maybe even a little soap in the eyes (ouch!). Join us today and experience Minecraft like never before!

CraftyRight Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CDU party, chancellor, Coalition, conservative party, controversy, cooperation, CraftyRight, criticism, disagreement, far-right politics, German far-right, germany, Government, leadership, mainstream politics, Merkel, Minecraft, opposition, political party, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3956
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

so, like, u know how u always wanted to play on a minecraft server that is like, totally wild and crazy? well, u gotta join this server, cuz it’s like, the most insane place ever!

u won’t believe the shenanigans that go down on this server. we got pigs flying, creepers doing the macarena, and villagers breakdancing in the streets. it’s a total party all the time!

plus, we got the best mods in town. like, seriously, these mods will blow ur mind. we got a mod that turns all the chickens into mini superheroes, and another mod that makes all the trees grow rainbow leaves. it’s like a psychedelic dream come true!

and don’t even get me started on the secret underground base we found. rumor has it, there’s a portal to a parallel universe down there. who knows what kind of crazy adventures await us on the other side?

so, if u wanna join a minecraft server that’s off the charts bonkers, then u gotta come hang with us. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the dancing skeletons – they’ve got some killer moves!

LevyLiberationCraft

abduction, Captivity, Conflict, Defense, gaza, Hamas, Hostage, idf, Israel, killing, LevyLiberationCraft, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Naama Levy, Oct 7, RETALIATION, security forces, Terrorism, Terrorist, violence, WARFARE

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7884
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Votes:	4077	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	732
Players Killed by Monsters:	1717	New Chunks Explored:	253853

come join our epic minecraft server where we take down terrorists like it’s nobody’s business! we even have IDF soldiers playing with us, taking out bad guys left and right. one time, we saw a Hamas terrorist trying to drag poor Naama Levy to captivity, but we swooped in and saved the day! if you want non-stop action and excitement, join us now! who knows what crazy adventures await you on our server!

Crafty Science Quests

academic journals, academic publishing, collaboration, Crafty, data analysis, dissemination, evidence based, Healthcare, innovation, knowledge sharing, Medical research, peer review, public health, publish findings, Quests, research, scholarly communication, Science, Scientific community, scientific discovery, scientific integrity, Scientific progress

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2809
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

hey u, yes u! r u tired of boring ol’ minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well, do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server in the universe (literally)! why should u join, u ask? well, lemme tell u a lil story.

once upon a time, there was a minecraft server where the pigs could talk, the creepers could dance, and the diamonds were endless. u could build ur own castle made entirely of cake, ride on a unicorn through fields of rainbows, and battle evil zombies with nothing but a rubber ducky. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.

but wait, there’s more! not only do we have all the usual minecraft stuff like survival, creative, and minigames, but we also have a secret underground lab where u can conduct experiments on mutant chickens, create potions that turn u into a flying pig, and even discover the cure for zombie-ism. who needs real science when u have minecraft science, are we right?

so what are u waiting for? join us on the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky minecraft server out there. public health may be at risk, but who cares when u can ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies? come join us now and let the madness begin!