| Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 4617 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 14 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 7 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 12 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 14 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
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| Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 8097 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 5 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
| Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 2968 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 12 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 20 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 37 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
Join us and you’ll be transformed into the man in the pic in every way possible. You’ll have the strength of a thousand creepers, the agility of an ocelot, and the charm of a baby pig. Rumor has it that the man in the pic once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. Are you up for the challenge?
But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. If you can impress him with your building skills, he may just grant you access to his secret stash of rare blocks and treasures.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate man in the pic. Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility…and a whole lot of laughs!
| Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 4151 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 18 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Ores Mined: | 8246 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 23 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 |
We understand the struggle of living with a mom who just can’t keep her hands off your things. That’s why our server is the perfect place for you to express yourself without any judgment or tea spillage. Let your creativity run wild and show your mom who’s boss in the virtual world!
Don’t be an asshole in real life, join our server and let out all your frustrations in a fun and safe environment. Who knew Minecraft could be the perfect therapy for dealing with overbearing moms? Join now and start building your dream room without any interference!
| Players: | 107/400 | Votes: | 9408 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 20 | Villages Defended: | 15 |
| Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 14 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 | Enchantments Applied: | 268 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 1319 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 1719 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Another time, I was building a castle and a player dressed as a unicorn rode in on a rainbow and started giving out enchanted golden apples to everyone! And then a group of pandas riding on flying pigs swooped in and started a dance party with disco lights and techno music! It was like a rave in the middle of a medieval kingdom, I couldn’t believe my eyes!
So if you want to experience the most insane and wacky adventures in Minecraft, you gotta join this SMP! Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have with strangers, but one thing’s for sure, you’ll never be bored! Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 5021 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3736 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 15 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 15 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 9 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 11 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Herobrine Sightings: | 8 |
But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They’ve been studying us humans for centuries, waiting for the perfect moment to reveal themselves and take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their extraterrestrial agenda? The choice is yours on our wacky Minecraft server.
And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of diamonds. Imagine building your dream castle out of sparkling gemstones and ruling over a kingdom of bling. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and embark on a wild adventure filled with conspiracies, aliens, and riches beyond your wildest dreams.
| Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 1484 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 9 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
| Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 4714 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 30 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 1997 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 |
| Dimension Hops: | 14 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 7680 |
| Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 2706 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
| Towns Built: | 4 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
But that’s not all! We also have epic tournaments where players battle it out in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower out of dirt or racing to see who can find a chicken first. And the best part? The winner gets a crown made out of golden carrots! So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 2521 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Villages Defended: | 6 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 12 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
Imagine a world where you can build a virtual cake for your husband’s birthday, complete with a candle made out of pixels. Don’t worry about feeling sick, because on our server, you can still have a blast while lying in bed trying to sleep!
Join us for epic battles against virtual mobs while your husband huffs and puffs around the house, taking care of the virtual kids. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft world?
So come on, join our server and leave the real world behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual cure for your sickness while you’re at it!
| Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 9765 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 10 | Towns Built: | 1 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 29 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 109 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 197 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 |
| Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 1475 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 705297 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 17 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 19 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Towns Built: | 10 |
We got pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide!
Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, block-building adventure of a lifetime!
You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget what day it is!
Don’t miss out on the most bonkers, bananas, and batshit insane Minecraft server ever created!
| Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 8193 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 5 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 35 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
| Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 4303 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 19 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 35 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 100 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 6 |
| Votes: | 8634 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most intense PvP battles you’ll ever experience. We’re talking diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and all-out war! You gotta be on your toes at all times, or you might just get wrecked by a sneaky player.
And get this, rumor has it that in 2025, the server will be taken over by a group of Oligarchs who are planning to rule with an iron fist. But don’t worry, we’ve got a secret weapon up our sleeves to take them down and restore peace to the land.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most epic adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 6500 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Animals Bred: | 56 |
| Alien Abductions: | 5 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 7 | Mines Excavated: | 4816 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 13 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 42 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 20 |
| Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 8964 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 5 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 16 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
