| Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 1933 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 16 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 76 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
51.178.168.183
| Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 4970 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 29 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
| Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 7455 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 6 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 |
| Magic Items Found: | 8060 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.
And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?
Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 9825 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 | Magical Moments Shared: | 5 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 4506 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!
But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
| Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 2617 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!
But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.
Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!
| Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 6365 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3890 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 5 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 8 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 739 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 7 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 20 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 21 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 13 | Epic Battles Fought: | 17 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 | Votes: | 4608 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
| Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 1701 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 12 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 13 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.
we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.
so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.
| Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 3390 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8496 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 8 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 16 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
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| Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 8213 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 28 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 7443 |
We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!
You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!
And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!
Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!
| Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 3085 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 18 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 25 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?
| Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 8519 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 23 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 24 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 7 |
Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.
Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.
So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.
| Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 6015 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Towns Built: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 12 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 7 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 17 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 15 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
| Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 8436 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 78 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 11 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 |
u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.
so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.
so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!
| Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 7972 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 30 | Emeralds Found: | 7203 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 48 | Crops Grown: | 2867 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 | Enchantments Applied: | 138 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 |
We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!
| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 5786 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 46 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 15 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Dimension Hops: | 4 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.
So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.
