Pixelmon Abridged | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Family Servant Quest 1.21

appreciation, Bond, care, Companionship, compassion, consideration, domestic staff, Empathy, family, Gratitude, Household, Kindness, long-term commitment, loyalty, Quest, relationships, Respect, Servant, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3242
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	81	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	99	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Towns Built:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Yo, bro, lemme tell ya ’bout dis cray cray Minecraft server where you can treat dem servants like fam! I’m talkin’ ’bout buildin’ homes for ’em, feedin’ ’em virtual food, and givin’ ’em all da love and attention dey deserve!

Join dis server if you wanna experience da ultimate virtual family bond wit dem servants! You can be da best virtual parent ever and watch dem grow and thrive in dis pixelated world!

So, if you wanna be da coolest virtual parent on da block, come join dis server and show dem servants some love like they’ve never seen before! It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude!

SisBF-Free Fun Minecraft Server

Accommodation, Boundaries, CHANGE, Cheating, discomfort, emotional cheating, family dynamics, family gatherings, Fun, guest etiquette, Hospitality, Hosting, medication, mental health, Minecraft, moving too fast, new relationships, personal space, relationships, Server, SisBFFree, Therapy, Wedding guest

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3404
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	2537	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Crops Grown:	5472
Towns Built:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where love blooms faster than you can say “diamonds!”

Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and romance, just like the soap operas your grandma used to watch. Our server is the perfect place to escape reality and dive into a world where relationships move at the speed of light.

Witness the tale of a forbidden love between two friends, a cheating scandal, and a whirlwind romance that will leave you questioning your own love life. Who needs reality TV when you have our server?

And don’t forget about our upcoming wedding event, where you can bring your new Minecraft boyfriend or girlfriend to meet the whole family. Will they approve of your pixelated partner? Only time will tell!

So come on down to our server and experience love, drama, and adventure like never before. Who knows, you might just find your own Minecraft soulmate in the process!

DadCraft: Git Gud or GTFO

Boundaries, child care, Communication, DadCraft, day care, family dynamics, Fatherhood, Frustration, GIT, gtfo, GUD, husband, in-laws, maternity leave, Motherhood, new parents, parenting, RESPONSIBILITY, Son, staycation, support system, trial run, work-life balance, working mom

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5475
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Love Letters Sent:	3	Ores Mined:	3216
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Void Armor Forged:	25
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Towns Built:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16

Are you tired of your husband not being able to handle the baby for more than an hour without passing him off to you? Do you want to see if he can survive a full day of baby duty without calling for reinforcements? Join our Minecraft server and take a break from real-life parenting drama!

On our server, you can leave your husband and son behind and focus on building the most epic virtual world. No need to worry about your husband’s inability to calm a crying baby or his reliance on his mom for help. Let him fend for himself while you conquer the virtual realm!

Join now and escape the real-life frustrations of parenting. Who knows, maybe after a day on our server, your husband will finally step up and prove he can handle the baby on his own. Or maybe he’ll just call for his mom in the virtual world too. Either way, it’s bound to be entertaining!

BlockyJobQuitters

BlockyJobQuitters, career, decision, dissatisfaction, employment, first day, Frustration, Job, Quitting, quitting career, quitting employment, quitting for good, quitting for reasons, quitting job, quitting on first day, quitting out of dissatisfaction, quitting out of frustration, quitting work, reasons, work

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6466
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

Have you ever quit your job on the first day because you realized you were meant for bigger and better things? Well, our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you! Join us and leave behind the boring world of work for a land of endless possibilities and adventures.

On our server, you can build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, and even discover a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made of chocolate. Who needs a job when you can have all this excitement right at your fingertips?

So if you’re ready to say “I’m done with this” to the real world and dive headfirst into a world of blocky madness, join our server today! Who knows, you might even find yourself becoming the ruler of a kingdom of llamas or the master of a giant floating island. The possibilities are endless, just like the fun you’ll have on our server.

CraftyKremlin Minecraft Server

Assistance, Conflict, CraftyKremlin, Diplomacy, eastern europe, families, Hope, inquiries, international relations, investigation, Military, Minecraft, missing soldiers, resolution, russia, search, Server, Support, Surge, Tension, Ukraine, uncertainty, War

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1479
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	52
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Farms Harvested:	813	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Mines Excavated:	3755

LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server where we have more inquiries from Russian families than Ukraine has on missing soldiers! 🤣🤣🤣

We got so many crazy stories like Russian families trying to sneak into the server to find their lost soldiers but end up getting lost in our epic pixelated world! 😂😂

Join us for the chaos and the laughs as we navigate through the madness of missing soldiers and Russian families on a quest for their loved ones! 🤪🤪

Don’t miss out on the fun, come join our server and get ready for a wild ride! 🎉🎉🎉

PantsirCraft: Azerbaijani Plane Crash

air defense, aircraft, Aviation, azerbaijan, azerbaijani, Conflict, crash, DECEMBER, defense system, defense technology, government source, international relations, investigation, Military, military equipment, missile attack, PantsirCraft, plane, plane crash, Russian Pantsir-S missile, SECURITY, Tragedy

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5612
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	130
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Holy Grails Found:	2
Enchantments Applied:	121	Mythical Swords Crafted:	27
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Gods Slained:	0

so like, imagine this, right? a plane from Azerbaijan is just minding its own business, flying around, when BAM! out of nowhere, a Russian Pantsir-S missile comes out of the sky and just wrecks it. like, what are the chances, right?

if you wanna avoid getting hit by random missiles while flying, you should TOTALLY join our Minecraft server. we promise there are no Russian missiles here, just a bunch of cool peeps building stuff and having a grand old time. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake.

so come on over and join us, unless you want to risk getting hit by a missile while playing Minecraft. your choice, dude.

BlockyBucks: College Boosted Earnings

academic achievement, ADMISSION, Adulthood, Analysis, attending college, BlockyBucks, Boosted, Boosts, career advancement, college, earnings, education, Financial Success, future earnings, high schools, long term benefits, low-income, opportunities, socioeconomic status, Students, study, Threshold

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9423
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Alien Abductions:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Animals Bred:	20	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	857	Herobrine Sightings:	6

yo yo yo, listen up all you blockheads! if you wanna make mad stacks of diamonds in adulthood, then you gotta join our cray cray minecraft server! we got students from low-income high schools straight up ballin’ after attending our virtual college.

these peeps be makin’ so much cheddar, they gotta wear sunglasses indoors to block out the bling bling! we got a study that shows how students just barely gettin’ into college be rollin’ in the dough compared to their homies who didn’t make the cut.

so come on down to our server and get ready to level up your bank account faster than you can say “diamonds are a miner’s best friend!” let’s get this party started, y’all!

Epic Laughs & Challenges 1.20.4

1.20.4, challenge, Challenges, comedy, compilation, Edition, Entertainment, Epic, funny, haha, hilarious, humor, IMPOSSIBLE, LAUGH, laughs, list, longtail, memes, reaction, tags, Ultimate, Video, viral, ylyl

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	161
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Secret Passages Found:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Magic Items Found:	2482

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where llamas rule the land and chickens wear top hats. Yes, you heard me right. And that’s not all – every time you mine a block, a random meme pops up on your screen. It’s like living in a meme museum, but with creepers. Join now for the ultimate LOLZ experience!

CraftyBlock Minecraft Server

Agreement, Birthday Party, Boundaries, celebration, children, Communication, compromise, Conflict, CraftyBlock, DAUGHTER, Decision making, Enabling, family, Minecraft, parenting, PINK, Protection, reconciliation, refusing, relationship, Respect, Server, Understanding

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9052
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9136
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of respecting a player’s preferences, even if they’re as specific as hating the color pink!

Join us and experience the thrill of protecting your virtual children from surprise parties filled with things they despise. Our server is a safe haven for those who refuse to conform to societal norms, especially when it comes to pushing unwanted colors onto innocent players.

Embark on epic quests to confront party-throwing relatives who just can’t seem to grasp the concept of personal preferences. Take a stand against the tyranny of pink and show the world that you won’t be forced to like something just because someone else thinks you should.

So come on over and join our server, where the only thing we force upon you is a good time and a whole lot of laughs. Who knew Minecraft could be so full of drama and family feuds? But hey, that’s just how we roll in this crazy virtual world.

HusbandHibernation

Accountability, aita, ALARM, Argument, Communication, Conflict, consequences, decision, husband, HusbandHibernation, Late, Marriage, morning, relationship, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, sleeping in, Timing, Upset, Wake Up, work

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1317
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Star Shards Collected:	65	Emeralds Found:	4792
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	21

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can get revenge on your significant other for making you late to work? Look no further! Join our server and unleash your fury by building elaborate traps and obstacles to make sure they never make it to work on time again! Who needs couples therapy when you have Minecraft to settle your arguments? Join now for some marital mayhem and let the chaos ensue!

WisdomCraft: Life-Changer

#revelation, enlightenment, epiphany, eye-opening, Impactful, introspection, life changing, life-altering, lifechanger.., paradigm shift., personal growth, perspective, Profound, realization, Reflection, Self Discovery, self improvement, Soul searching, transformative, unexpected, wisdom, WisdomCraft

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2774
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Secret Passages Found:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Dragons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the wackiest adventures you could ever imagine. From riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes to building a giant toilet-shaped house, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame this majestic beast will be granted unlimited riches and eternal glory.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer absurdity of it all. Who knows, you might just stumble upon that one piece of wisdom that changes your life forever (or at least gives you a good laugh)!

ElonCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Chaos, consequences, coronavirus, Covid-19, deaths, Economy, elon musk, ElonCraft, Government, health crisis, innovation, Minecraft, pandemic, philanthropy, Predicted, predictions, Server, Shutdown, society, Technology, Usa, usaid

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1227
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

lol come join our minecraft server where we have so much chaos you’ll think elon musk himself pressed the shutdown button on usa id 😂😂😂

watch out for the predicted deaths as you navigate through our insane world filled with lava pits, exploding chickens, and giant spiders that shoot lasers out of their eyes 🔥🐔🕷️

if you survive all that, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base where the players are actually aliens in disguise 👽🤯

so what are you waiting for? join now and see if you can make it out alive (spoiler alert: probably not 😜)

NoDonationNation

Accountability, anonymous donations, anti-corruption, Bans, campaign finance, Democracy, donation restrictions, election laws, financial transparency, foreign donations, foreign interference, Government, Greenland, international relations, NoDonationNation, political donations, political ethics., political funding, political reform, regulations, transparency

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8299
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	3747
Falling into the Void:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Love Letters Sent:	14

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF, LIKE GREENLAND BANNIN’ FOREIGN AND ANONYMOUS POLITICAL DONATIONS. U WANNA BUILD A HOUSE MADE OF DIAMOND BLOCKS? WE GOT U. WANNA RIDE A PIG INTO BATTLE? WE GOT U. WANNA FIGHT A GIANT CHICKEN BOSS? WE GOT U. JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL DA CRAZY FUN, BRUH. #NOFOREIGNPOLITICALDONATIONS #DIAMONDBLOCKHOUSEPARTY

No Bladder Tube Minecraft

anatomy, biology, BLADDER, body functions, Connection, digestion, digestive system, excretion, health, human body, INTERNAL, long tail tag, Medical, Minecraft, Mouth, Organs, physiology, Science, Tube, urinary system

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2893
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Crops Grown:	2716
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40

join our epic minecraft server where the cows have wings and the pigs can juggle fireballs. we have a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. the diamonds are so shiny, they blind you with their beauty. and don’t even get me started on the talking sheep who give out free hugs. plus, there is no tube connecting your mouth to your bladder. why wait? come join the fun and madness today!

Snack Attack Minecraft Server

age 3, age 5, Attack, body fat, Body Mass Index, calories, Canadian children, childhood health, childhood obesity, diet, eating habits, Excess weight, health, Intake, linked, Minecraft, nutrition, obesity, processed foods, research, Server, snack, ultra-processed foods, weight gain

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6482
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE ULTRA-PROCESSED FOODS FOR YOUR MINECRAFT CRAVINGS! JOIN US AND GET HALF OF YOUR GAMING CALORIES FILLED WITH FUN AND EXCITEMENT! RESEARCH SHOWS THAT PLAYING ON OUR SERVER AT AGE 3 WILL LEAD TO EXCESSIVE AMOUNTS OF FUN, HIGHER LEVELS OF AWESOMENESS, AND MORE EPIC MOMENTS BY AGE 5! COME ON AND FEAST ON OUR VIRTUAL BUFFET OF FUN!

Players:	95/300	Votes:	2693
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9500	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Animals Bred:	32	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Emeralds Found:	4161	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Falling into the Void:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2