| Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 2912 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 |
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| Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 9927 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 94 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 2 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 124 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 22 |
| Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 7279 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 7 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Crops Grown: | 3296 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 33 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 19 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 8 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 6454 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Star Shards Collected: | 159 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Epic Quests Completed: | 23 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 15 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 |
| Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 8149 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 40 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 |
| Runes Activated: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 14 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 5 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 10 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 |
| Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 6915 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 40 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 8 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 5 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 1 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 |
| Crops Grown: | 3759 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| Towns Built: | 5 | Villages Defended: | 5 |
our server is so wacky, you’ll never know if you’re mining diamonds or just digging a giant hole to china. the chat is filled with gibberish and the mobs speak in riddles.
if you’re looking for a server that will make you question reality, then this is the place for you. join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT everywhere)!
| Players: | 107/400 | Votes: | 762 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 42 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 | Magical Moments Shared: | 24 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
we got, like, crazy builds and mini-games that will make your heart race faster than when you see your partner in lingerie! and, like, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re in a long-term relationship with all the bros here!
so, if you wanna, like, boost your sexual functioning and have a blast with your fellow dudes in relationships, come join our server now! who needs short-term mating strategies when you can have long-term relationship maintenance in Minecraft, amirite? let’s get it, bros!
| Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 4711 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 61 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 20 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 |
| Magic Items Found: | 1549 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
Forget about those incel losers, here we worship the based gigchad traditionalists who know how to keep it real and subjugate those mobs like a pro! 🤯🔥
You think blasting women for having male friends is cringe? Not on our server, fam! We praise the masculine alphas who know how to lay down the law and keep those creepers in check! 🚫💣
So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make white sharia a reality in the world of blocks and pixels! 🏰⚔️ #MinecraftMadness
| Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 7758 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 20 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 24 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! I also discovered a hidden village where all the villagers are actually skilled warriors who can teach you the ancient art of llama jousting. Yeah, you heard me right, llama jousting! You can ride into battle on a majestic llama steed and challenge your friends to epic jousting tournaments. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Napoleon Dynamite, but in Minecraft!
So, if you want to be part of this epic adventure and learn the ways of the enchanted golden carrots and llama jousting warriors, then join our Minecraft SMP server now! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies at spawn. 🍪 #BestServerEver #LlamaJoustingFTW
| Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 2356 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Rainbows Spotted: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 7 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 5 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 14 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and talking chickens. That’s right, our server is so advanced that even the mobs have developed their own personalities and skills.
But that’s not all! In 2025, we have exclusive access to a secret dimension where you can ride unicorns, battle dragons, and even challenge the almighty Ender Dragon to a dance-off.
So why wait for 2025 to roll around? Join us now and experience the future of Minecraft in all its ridiculous glory!
| Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 2919 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 30 | Ores Mined: | 1046 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 22 | Towns Built: | 3 |
Join us for epic battles with creepers, insane parkour challenges, and a community so tight, you’ll feel like you’re part of a virtual family. Plus, our moderators are like the Avengers of Minecraft, always ready to swoop in and save the day.
So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and dive into our crazy Minecraft world where the only emergency is trying to find your way back to your base after getting lost in a cave system. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 4340 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Divine Spears Created: | 26 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 19 | Enchantments Applied: | 181 |
I know, I know, it sounds crazy, but trust me, it’s a wild ride. These other “people” out there are missing out on all the fun, but not you, my friend. You’ll be living the high life, surrounded by all the farm animals you could ever dream of.
So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a whole new world where pets and insects are just the beginning. It’s gonna be a blast, I promise!
| Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 3649 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 29 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 17 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 50 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3010 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 17 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 |
| Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 6934 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 22 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 31 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 18 |
| Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 4015 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Star Shards Collected: | 51 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
| Ores Mined: | 9391 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 84 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 19 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 |
oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to dance? yeah, it’s wild. creepers doing the cha-cha, zombies breakdancing, it’s a sight to see.
plus, our staff is like, super cool. they’ll hook you up with all the diamonds you could ever want, and they’ll even build you a castle made out of cake if you ask nicely.
so, like, what are you waiting for? join our server now and be part of the craziest, most awesome Minecraft community ever. trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 6127 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 11 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1825 |
