NonsensicalMoose – Minecraft SMP

Absurd, Absurdity, bewildering, BIZARRE, confounding, Enigmatic, illogical, incomprehensible, Inexplicable, irrational, irrationality, mind-boggling, Minecraft, Mysterious, Nonsensical, NonsensicalMoose, paradoxical, perplexing, puzzling, SENSELESS, smp, unfathomable

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	324
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Enchantments Applied:	85
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is that?! And our diamond ore spawns are like, totally bananas, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our community events are off the charts, we once had a giant chicken riding contest where everyone had to dress up as chickens and ride around on pigs, it was pure chaos but so much fun! And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, it’s lit AF!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise, they give out quests and rewards that will blow your mind. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (within reason, of course).

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CryCraft: The Ultimate Meltdown Server

anguish, bawling, cathartic release, CryCraft, deep pain, Despair, Distress, emotional breakdown, extreme emotions, Heartache, intense grief, loud cry, Meltdown, obnoxious cry, Outburst, overwhelming sadness, Server, sobbing, sorrow, traumatic experience, Ultimate, uncontrollable crying, wailing, WEEPING

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5632
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Crops Grown:	4606	Epic Shields Constructed:	19

Are you tired of crying alone in the dark? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having!

Join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Crybaby Clan, a group of players who have mastered the art of crying in the most epic and dramatic ways possible. Join them and learn their secrets to becoming the ultimate crybaby in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the tears of laughter flow as you embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

PutinCraft2025

April 2025, border control, citizenship status, deportation, deportation deadline, expulsion, foreign nationals, government order, illegal migrants, immigration crackdown, Immigration Policy, international relations, migrant population, Migrant workers, migration policy, political decision, putin, PutinCraft2025, residency status, russia, visa regulations

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4944
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Divine Spears Created:	16
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	901
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

so, like, this server is so lit, even putin is getting in on the action. he’s like, “all u illegal migrants gotta leave russia by april 2025, but u can come chill on this minecraft server instead.”

we got diamond armor for days, like seriously, you’ll be blinging so hard all the other players will be jelly. and the mobs? they’re like, super chill and just wanna hang out.

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. only the true legends can find it, so if you think you’re up for the challenge, come join us.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper named steve who loves to blow stuff up? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s have a blast together!

5000 Ants SMP

ants, Discord Community Building Farming Cooking Vanilla Cozy Relaxing Gameplay Modpack New HermitCraft-esque 16+ LGBTQ+ Java Server SMP Whitelist Custom Welcoming, Modded, smp

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7372
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Runes Activated:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	5000 Ants
Description	A building and farming focused server
Features	Custom modpack, welcoming community, vanilla feel, cozy gameplay
Discord	https://discord.gg/SR9hB7Epgz

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server focused on?	Building and farming
What does the custom modpack focus on?	Farming, cooking, and building
Is the community welcoming?	Yes, very friendly!
Does the modpack maintain the vanilla feel of Minecraft?	Yes, it does
Who would enjoy playing on this server?	Anyone who loves cozy and relaxing gameplay

Leafy Lagoon 1.20.1

1.20.1, ABSENT, Distance, emotional, Heartache, lagoon, Leafy, longing, longing for you, love, Memories, miss you, miss you leafy, missing you, Nostalgia, pining, Reminiscing, sentimental, separation, thinking of you, wish you were here, yearning

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1946
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Farms Harvested:	624
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks, man.

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate virtual reality where pigs fly and creepers do the Macarena.

Forget about boring old reality, come join us where the grass is made of Skittles and the trees are made of cotton candy.

You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about that time you accidentally punched a villager in the face.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where the only limit is your imagination. And maybe some pesky Endermen stealing your blocks, but who cares, right? Let’s do this!

GameAddictMC SMP

console gaming, favorite games, GameAddictMC, Gaming, immersive gameplay, long hours of gaming, Mobile Gaming, Modern Gaming, most played, Multiplayer Games, online gaming, PC Gaming, retro gaming, single player games, smp, top video games, video game addiction, video game community, Video game culture, video game streaming, video game tournaments, video games

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6033
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Mines Excavated:	2502	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind. Like, seriously, it’s like the coolest place ever. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on flying pigs while battling evil creepers. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can summon dragons to do his bidding. It’s insane, bro.

But that’s not even the best part. We have this annual tournament where we all have to fight each other with nothing but carrots as weapons. It’s hilarious, man. And the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples. Like, who wouldn’t want that?

So if you’re looking for a totally rad Minecraft experience, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. It’s wild, bro.

CraftyPhoneLand

Communication, connectivity, convenience, CraftyPhoneLand, Daily Life, digital age, digital communication, digital dependency., Digital World, Entertainment, Lifestyle, mobile device, Modern Living, personal device, productivity, screen time, Smartphone, smartphone addiction, social media, tech-savvy, Technology

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9952
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	68
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of your boring, mundane life where smartphones rule everything? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Our server is a smartphone-free zone where you can escape the clutches of technology and immerse yourself in a world of pixelated adventures.

Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Phone Boss, who is trying to take over the virtual world with his army of app minions. Use your crafting skills to build epic structures and weapons to take down the Phone Boss once and for all.

But beware, the Phone Boss has some tricks up his sleeve, like sending annoying text messages and making your screen freeze at the worst possible moments. Can you and your fellow players band together to save the Minecraft world from the tyranny of smartphones?

So, if you’re ready to unplug and have a laugh-filled, smartphone-free experience, join our server today! Who needs a smartphone when you can have an axe made out of diamonds, am I right?

TempWorld Minecraft server

Anarchy, Beginner server, come and take away, Free donation, minecraft server, Promotion, PvP, Survival, TempWorld

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1210
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Buildings Constructed:	30
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Villages Defended:	19	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Divine Spears Created:	26	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Beginner server with great potential!

ANARCHY/PvP/Survival

Until the new year there is a promotion with a free donation / free come and take away!

temp-world.ru

New World Consecrated

CET, Consecrated, Discord, Fabric, fabric 1.20.1, GMT+1, Ip:, Lore, Modded, Modpack, Nation building, Religious, Roleplay, Server, Smiting, smp, Timezone, Undead, world, world-building, Zombie Fighting

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7906
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Crops Grown:	6202	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

New World Consecrated Server Overview

Server Type	Modded Roleplay SMP
Mod Version	Fabric 1.20.1
Server IP	mc2.vermeeren.biz
Discord Link	Join Discord
Time Zone	CET (GMT+1)

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server using the server IP: mc2.vermeeren.biz

Q: What mods are included in the modpack?

A: For a list of mods included, please join our Discord server and download the modpack from there.

Q: What is the server time zone?

A: The server runs on CET (GMT+1) times.

Q: Is there any specific theme for this modded SMP?

A: Yes, the theme revolves around smiting the undead in a roleplay setting.

Pixel Pathways 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2024.., long tail tags, one page thread, opt, pathways, PIXEL, post pages

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	977
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Votes:	8877
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	41

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual time machine but only post pages from 2024!

You can see the future of the internet while building epic structures with your homies.

Imagine mining diamonds while reading about the latest memes and trends from the future.

It’s like living in a parallel universe where everything is wackier and more unpredictable.

Don’t be a square, join now and experience the mind-bending madness of a server that defies all logic and reason!

PixelPheromones

AMBITION, attractive, Authenticity, charisma, Charm, communication skills, compatibility, Confidence, emotional intelligence, Empathy, humor, Integrity, intelligence, Kindness, non-physical, Passion, Personality, PixelPheromones, sense of humor, VALUES, WIT

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9950
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you fall head over heels? Look no further than our server! We’ve got players with personalities so charming, you’ll be smitten in no time. From witty banter to hilarious jokes, you’ll never be bored with our community.

Join us for a chance to meet the love of your Minecraft life. Who needs physical traits when you can have a player who can make you laugh until your sides hurt? Plus, rumor has it that our server is built on a heart-shaped island where love is always in the air.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and find your virtual soulmate today!

IsraeliCraft: Palestinian Replacements

construction projects, construction sector, cultural exchange, demographic shift, economic impact, employment, foreign workers, immigration, Indian workers, international workers, Israeli construction industry, IsraeliCraft, job market, Job Opportunities, labor market dynamics, labor migration, labor relations, MIDDLE EAST, Palestinian, palestinians, replacements, skilled labor, Workforce

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9277
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	8

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE AN EPIC BATTLE BETWEEN INDIAN WORKERS AND PALESTINIANS BUT IN MINECRAFT! JOIN NOW TO SEE WHO WILL BUILD THE BEST HOUSES AND MINE THE MOST DIAMONDS! WILL THE INDIANS TAKE OVER OR WILL THE PALESTINIANS FIGHT BACK WITH TNT CANNONS?! ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT, JOIN THE MADNESS TODAY! 🤣🏗️💣 #MinecraftDrama #BuildOrBoom #JoinTheChaos

ElonCraft2021: Berlin Drama

accusations, berlin, Berlin news, controversy, Drama, election, election meddling, elon musk, Elon Musk controversy, ElonCraft2021, foreign interference, germany, Government, headlines, influence, international relations, News, political influence, Politics, Technology, tesla

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8478
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Mines Excavated:	3442	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz like, berlin is accusing elon musk of trying to like, influence germany’s election, like what even is that? join our server and be part of the drama, maybe elon will come on and build a rocket ship or something, who knows? come join the chaos and build your own empire, maybe you’ll become the next big influencer in the minecraft world, who needs elon musk when you have our server, amirite? come join now and let the madness begin!

Emerald Valley SMP

Adventure, amazing, application, BUILD, collaboration, Community, creativity, Diamond, Discord, Emerald, Environment, friendliness, Griefing, Journey, Mods, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Qol, Season, smp, Survival, Valley

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3894
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Elemental Crystals Collected:	70
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Dimension Hops:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8

Emerald SMP Season 1

Overview:

Features	Description
Vanilla gameplay	No mods except a few QoL plugins, pure Minecraft experience
Player ran economy	Players can trade and sell items to each other
Whitelisted server	Safe and enjoyable environment for players
PvE and optional PvP	Players can choose to engage in player versus environment or player versus player gameplay
SFW environment	Safe for work environment with strict rules against inappropriate content

FAQ:

Q: How do I join Emerald SMP?

A: Join our Discord server, complete a quick application to be whitelisted, and then start your adventure!

Q: Why should I join Emerald SMP?

A: If you’re looking for a friendly, player-driven server with a focus on creativity and collaboration, Emerald SMP is the perfect place for you.

Q: Is griefing allowed on Emerald SMP?

A: No, we have a strict no-griefing policy to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players.

Q: Can I trade with other players on Emerald SMP?

A: Yes, players can engage in player-to-player trading to exchange items and resources.

Q: Are there any specific rules I should be aware of on Emerald SMP?

A: Yes, we have a set of rules in place to maintain a respectful and friendly community. Please refer to our Discord server for the full list of rules.

Eternal Quests 1.21.2

1.21.2, animal anatomy, animal attraction, Animal Behavior, animal instincts, bestiality, controversial, Curiosity, ETERNAL, ethical concerns, fetish, genuine question, Horse, moral boundaries, Psychological, Quests, rimming, sexual behavior, sexual desires, sexual exploration, taboo, taboo behavior, unusual fetishes

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9423
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	22	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	New Chunks Explored:	494464
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	162	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Yo, bro, if you wanna experience the ultimate thrill of rimming a horse’s filthy asshole, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got horses for days, man, and you can get up close and personal with their buttholes like never before.

Forget about building cool structures or fighting mobs, the real fun is in getting down and dirty with those horse booties.

Don’t question it, just join and let your wildest fantasies come to life in the most bizarre way possible.

Players:	110/600	Votes:	3046
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

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