| Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 1001 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 43 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
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| Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 3831 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 42 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Dragons Tamed: | 0 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 30 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 7424 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 48 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 62 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 10 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
Rumor has it that one player on our server once traded a diamond pickaxe for a real-life camel. Another player built a skyscraper made entirely of gold blocks, just because they could. The possibilities are endless when you join our wild and wacky community.
So why wait? Join us now and show the world that you don’t need a billion dollars to rule the server – just a sense of humor and a love for all things Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the eye of a wealthy sheikh looking to expand their virtual empire.
| Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 5421 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Void Gems Collected: | 35 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 37 |
| Zombie Dances: | 6 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 13 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your sister showing up uninvited with her kids. We offer a safe space for you to unleash your creativity without any family members causing chaos.
Don’t be the villain in your own story, join our server and be the hero of your own Minecraft adventure. We guarantee no one will compare you to a bridezilla or threaten to make a scene at your virtual wedding.
So, what are you waiting for? Leave the family drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly epic experience. Who needs passive-aggressive Facebook memes when you can build a virtual empire with us?
| Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 4894 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 11 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 19 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 1 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 10 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. Trust us, it’s a real blast!
But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a giant chicken race. Yes, you heard that right. Ride your trusty chicken through obstacle courses and compete against other players for the title of Chicken Champion!
And if you’re feeling a bit down in the dumps, don’t worry – our server has a therapy llama that will listen to all your problems and offer sage advice. Who needs a therapist when you have a llama, right?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Don’t be a broken man – be a chicken-riding, lava-dodging, llama-loving hero on our server!
| Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 8851 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 15 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 20 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 | Ores Mined: | 5669 |
| Votes: | 5034 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 1959 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 243 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 92 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 20 | Runes Activated: | 2 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 |
Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.
And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?
Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 5505 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 8004 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 15 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 18 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 17 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4452 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 51 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!
But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
| Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 5102 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Orbs of Power Found: | 6 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Treasure Maps Found: | 8 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!
But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.
Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!
| Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 8712 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 6 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 18 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Mines Excavated: | 3059 |
| Villages Defended: | 17 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
| Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 3260 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 188 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 68 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 12 |
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Animals Bred: | 164 |
| Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 4545 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 | Epic Quests Completed: | 15 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 22 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 22 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 10 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.
we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.
so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.
| Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 5091 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 24 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
| Towns Built: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
| Zombie Dances: | 7 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 |
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| Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 300 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 17 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 70 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 16 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 22 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 25 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!
You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!
And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!
Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!
| Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 1865 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 4 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 24 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 276 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 15 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?
| Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 9958 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 297 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1938 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 6 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 12 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.
Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.
So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.
