PixelFamilyDrama

Argument, bathroom, big picture, Demand, DÍL, Dinner, Event, family, family photo, fixing hair, Gathering, HUGE, Late, on time, Organizing, packing up, Pay, photographer, photoshop, PixelFamilyDrama, small pictures

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2285
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Farms Harvested:	346
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Enchantments Applied:	68	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Magic Items Found:	7924	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Crops Grown:	5689

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper”? Look no further than our server, where family feuds are just part of the fun!

Join us for epic battles, crazy builds, and of course, the occasional heated argument over who gets to be in the family photo. Forget about peaceful gameplay, we’re all about the chaos here!

And if you’re worried about missing out on the action, don’t worry – we’ll make sure to photoshop you into the picture, even if you’re fashionably late like our DIL. So come on down to our server and get ready for a wild ride – just make sure to set your spawn point before the drama kicks off!

Mystic Idol Realms 1.20.3

1.20.3, Cersea Soulstorm, Chikafuji Lisa, coni confetti, Daisy Dandelion, EIEN Extended, Enya Ignis, Idol, idol corp, kai saikota, Koa Akugaki, Lalabell Lullaby, mystic, Nikki Rei, phase connect, PixelLink, poko rakun, Realms, Riki Poppet, roca rourin, Ruby Runeheart, Shabel Tonya, Taiga Toragami, tsunderia, V&U, V4Mirai, VReverie Extended, Yena Youngblood

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9395
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	63
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2536	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

Sister’sWeddingDrama

bachelorette party, Boundaries, Bridesmaid, Communication, Conflict, disagreement, engaged, family, Friend, groomsmen, half-sister, maid of honor, out of town, Planning, Pregnant, relationship, Resentment, sister, SistersWeddingDrama, Support, Wedding

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8691
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Mythical Quests Completed:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not allowed unless it’s in the form of epic battles between players! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions in this family wedding saga.

Are you tired of being left out of planning conversations and feeling like you’re being replaced by your stepsister? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone is included and no one gets left behind (unless they’re defeated in PvP, of course).

Experience the thrill of being the ultimate maid of honor in our virtual world, where you can plan epic bachelorette parties and take charge of the wedding preparations without any family drama getting in the way. Who needs a real-life wedding when you can have a Minecraft wedding that’s out of this world?

So, come join us on our server and leave all the real-life wedding woes behind. Who knows, you might even find a new best friend in the form of a fellow player who’s always got your back, just like a loyal maid of honor should. Let’s make memories together and create a Minecraft wedding for the ages!

Proton Battery Revolution

advancement, Battery, battery technology, Breakthrough, charging, clean energy, electricity, energy efficiency, energy storage, environmentally-friendly, Future, innovation, lithium-ion, power source, proton, Proton battery, renewable energy, research, revolution, Revolutionizing, scientists, sustainable, Technology

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5809
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36

so, like, this server is like, totally out of this world, man. it’s like, run by a bunch of mad scientists who built a proton battery that could, like, dethrone lithium-ion. i know, right? who even knew that was a thing?

anyway, if you join this server, you’ll get to, like, harness the power of these proton batteries in your minecraft adventures. imagine having, like, unlimited energy to build the most epic structures and mine for diamonds like a boss.

but that’s not all, dude. the scientists on this server have also created a special potion that turns you into a flying unicorn. yep, you heard me right. you can soar through the skies on a majestic unicorn, spreading rainbows and glitter wherever you go.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and experience the most insane minecraft adventures of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it. unicorns and proton batteries, man. it’s the future.

Casual Minecraft

{Java IP}, apply, bedrock, Builders, Casual, Chat, collaboration, Community, creativity, Discord, Exploration, Immersion, Legacy, Minecraft, PORT, proximity chat, skilled players, smp, spawn region, Survival, Trailer, Veteran

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7243
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Endless Night Skies:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Runes Activated:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

IP	casualminecraft.fun

What We’re About:

Looking for a pure, classic Minecraft experience? Casual Minecraft brings you back to the roots of the game you fell in love with. Our no-frills survival SMP is built around a strong, friendly community where creativity, exploration, and collaboration thrive. No unnecessary gimmicks or overcomplicated plugins—just you, your imagination, and the adventure of survival. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or starting fresh, you’ll feel right at home.

Want to add a little extra immersion? Optional proximity chat is available for those who enjoy the fun of hearing nearby players in real time!

Builders Needed:

Think you’ve got what it takes to help shape our server? Trusted players and skilled builders can apply to design the spawn region (50–300 blocks from spawn) and create a lasting legacy. Join us on Discord to get started!

Connect Today:

Java IP: casualminecraft.fun

Bedrock: play.casualminecraft.fun (Port: 19132)

Discord: https://discord.gg/dtf2uUFamU

Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrW6hWUPCfs&lc=UgwdKzadozGJ2Ga9ZdV4AaABAg

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Are there any special plugins on the server?	No, our server focuses on a pure survival experience without unnecessary gimmicks.
Can players use creative mode on the server?	No, we are a survival-only server to maintain the challenge and excitement of the game.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, we have strict rules against griefing to ensure a positive and friendly community.
How can I become a builder on the server?	Trusted players and skilled builders can apply to design the spawn region by joining our Discord server and following the application process.
Is proximity chat mandatory on the server?	No, proximity chat is optional for players who enjoy the extra immersion of hearing nearby players.

Pixel Power Play 1.20.1

#videogames, 1.20.1, AAA Games, advanced computing, AI Memes, Artificial Intelligence, better use of a gpu, computational power, creative projects, data processing, deep learning, digital art creation, gaming technology, gaming vs productivity, GPU Acceleration, GPU utilization, Graphic design, high performance computing, innovative technology, machine learning, PIXEL, Play, power, rtx 5080

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2266
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Bro, do you even Minecraft? Join our server and experience the true power of the RTX 5080 – not for lame games, but for creating the dankest AI memes you’ve ever seen!

We’ve got pigs that can do the Macarena, creepers that drop sick beats, and villagers that will trade you diamonds for a dab.

Forget about boring old AAA slop, come to our server and unleash your creativity in ways you never thought possible. Plus, our community is full of fellow meme lords who will have you ROFLing 24/7.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s meme our way to victory together!

MakeupMayhemMC

aita, Appearance, beauty school, Classroom, criticism, DISRESPECTFUL, eyeliner, first day, judgement, light makeup, lipgloss, makeup, MakeupMayhemMC, minimal makeup, new class, response, rude comment, STUDENT, studying, Teacher

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4489
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	332	Mythical Swords Crafted:	56
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Are you tired of judgmental teachers who can’t appreciate your fabulous eyeliner and lipgloss combo? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We welcome all levels of makeup enthusiasts, from minimalists to full glam queens. Join us and let your creativity shine brighter than any highlighter!

Our server is a safe space for all makeup lovers, where you can build your dream makeup castle and slay the Ender Dragon in style. Don’t let anyone dull your sparkle, especially not some teacher who clearly needs a lesson in manners.

So come on over and show off your makeup skills while building the most fabulous creations in the Minecraft universe. Remember, on our server, the only drama is in the pixelated world, not in the classroom. Let’s slay, queens!

RespawnReveal

after death analytics, Afterlife, afterlife measurements, beyond the grave stats, celestial numbers, data analysis, death analytics, eternal evaluation, eternal metrics, eternal scorecard, final numbers, final report, heavenly data, legacy metrics, life review, posthumous metrics, postmortem insights, RespawnReveal, soul statistics, spiritual analytics, statistics

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3248
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	1886	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Farms Harvested:	702	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you see after you die is a sad little death message? Well, look no further, because on our server, you’ll get to see some seriously epic stats after you kick the bucket!

Picture this: you die in a blaze of glory after taking on a horde of creepers with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream. And instead of just seeing “Player was blown up by Creeper,” you get a full breakdown of your final moments. How many blocks did you mine before meeting your untimely demise? How many mobs did you slay? How many times did you accidentally fall into lava because you’re a total klutz?

But wait, there’s more! Join our server now and you’ll also get access to our exclusive “Resurrection Roulette” feature. When you die, instead of respawning at your bed or spawn point like a chump, you’ll be transported to a random location on the map. Will you end up in a lush jungle paradise or a desolate wasteland? It’s like playing Russian roulette with your respawn point!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience death like never before. Who knew dying in Minecraft could be so much fun?

KremlinKombatCraft

CASUALTIES, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, heavy, International, KremlinKombatCraft, Kursk, Military, News, north korean, Politics, Reports, russia, Russian, troop losses, Ukraine, Updates, War, world events, Zelenskiy

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	315
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Votes:	1346	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Endless Night Skies:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	80
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Void Gems Collected:	32
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT RUSSIAN AND NORTH KOREAN TROOPS FIGHTIN’ IN KURSK! IT’S LIKE A WARZONE BUT WITH BLOCKS AND CREEPERS! COME JOIN DA CHAOS AND SEE WHO WILL BE THE LAST BLOCK STANDING! ALSO, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF U WIN A BATTLE, U GET A PET CREEPER TO FOLLOW U AROUND AND EXPLODE ON UR ENEMIES! SO COME ON, JOIN US AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT HISTORY TOGETHER!

What is the IP for Elite Kick Minecraft Server?

Elite, kick, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1361
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Elite Kick is a premier kickboxing gym based in Los Angeles, known for its high-intensity workouts and exceptional coaching staff. Founded by former professional kickboxer, John Smith, Elite Kick offers a range of classes for individuals of all fitness levels, from beginners to advanced athletes. With a focus on technique, strength, and cardio training, Elite Kick provides a challenging yet supportive environment for members to achieve their fitness goals.

SURVIVAL | LESS THAN 20 YEARS OLD – BAN Minecraft server

Account.., Auto, Ban, banner, description, GIF, height, Lazy, LESS THAN 20, Minecraft, OWNER, Personal, Server, Survival, width

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3694
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Runes Activated:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Magic Items Found:	1519
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL FOR LESS THAN 20 YEARS – BAN” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

w7.vanilla-box.ru

NorthSMP

bedrock, Community, Discord, Feedback, garage, germany, growth, host, invite, managers, MONEY, name tag, NorthSMP, Owners, PvP, Raiding, Semi Vanilla, Suggestions, TEAM, TpRandom, world border

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8659
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Meteorites Collected:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Welcome to NorthSMP
Reason to join our SMP	Small Supportive Community, PvP And Raiding Allowed
Feedback and Suggestions	We always take feedback and suggestions. Invite your friends so this server grows.
World Border	75000×75000, will be increased later down the line if we get more players. TpRandom to up to 2000 blocks.
Owners And General Managers	Will be playing as just another player. Can set up a team name for your group to display on your name tag.
Server Address	NorthSMP.funserver.top:25598 Port 25598 for bedrock
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: Where are the servers located?	A: Servers are located in Germany for now. Future plans to host a server in the owner’s garage if funds allow.
Q: Can I join with my friends?	A: Absolutely! Invite your friends to grow the server community.
Q: Are there any restrictions on gameplay?	A: PvP and raiding are allowed, but be respectful to fellow players.
Q: How can I provide feedback or suggestions?	A: Feel free to share your thoughts on Discord or in-game chat.
Q: Is there a limit to the world border size?	A: The current world border is 75000×75000 and may be increased with more players.

Mystic Realms United 1.21.3

1.21.3, American superiority, Argument, athletic excellence, cultural perceptions, facts, global icons, international competition, Media portrayal, mystic, narrative, Realms, russia, Russian inferiority, schizo imagination, Serena Williams, sharapova, sports rivalry, Stereotypes, Tennis legends, tennis players, United, united states

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2801
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Star Shards Collected:	297	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Zombie Dances:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the clash of Maria Sharapova and Serena Williams but in blocky pixel form.

You’ll see the supposed American superiority and supposed Russian inferiority play out in epic battles and build battles.

Forget reality, join us in the magical world of Minecraft where anything is possible, even if it doesn’t make sense.

Don’t argue with the facts, just join and have a crazy time with us. Let’s see who comes out on top in this wacky virtual world!

SisSwapDilemmaCraft

Divorce, engagement ring, family, family dynamics, grandmother, heirloom, Inheritance, jewelry, Marriage, Memories, personal choice, sentimental, sentimental value, sibling rivalry, SisSwapDilemmaCraft, sister, Support, Tough Decisions, tough love, tough times, tradition, Wedding

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2541
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Animals Bred:	76	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	346	Orbs of Power Found:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your sister’s failed marriage? Look no further! Join our server where you can trade rings with your siblings, just like in this wild family tale.

On our server, you can wear virtual rings that remind you of your wedding day, lend them to friends for their special occasions, and even start a ring-swapping trend that will have everyone talking. Who needs heirlooms when you can have virtual bling that holds so many memories?

And if you ever get tired of your ring, you can sell it in-game or even dump it in the virtual ocean like in Titanic. The possibilities are endless on our server, where drama and diamonds go hand in hand.

So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more entertaining than a family feud over jewelry. Who knows, you might even find a ring that reminds you of your own virtual wedding day!

OrbitMC

Active Staff, Community, enter, Fun, get involved, Join, Linktr.ee, Linktree, Minecraft, OrbitMC, OrbitMC Staff Team, people, Play, Positive, Release, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Special perk, Whitelist

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4481
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Secret Passages Found:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	7

OrbitMC Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP
Season	Season 2 (upcoming)
Staff Team	Active and dedicated
Community	Fun and positive

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join OrbitMC?	Visit our Linktree at https://linktr.ee/orbitmc for ways to get involved and join the server.
How do I get whitelisted on the server?	Once you join, follow the instructions provided to get whitelisted and start playing on the Minecraft Server.
Are there any perks for joining before the server release?	Yes, players who join before the release may receive a special perk.

Ethereal Isles 1.20

13th Anniversary, 18+ patch, 3D-Printable Figurines, Alpha, Anon’s Sprites, Community Works, Desktop Katawas, Download, Ethereal, FANFICS, Font Rip, Hisao, Honey Select Anon’s Database, Isles, Katawa Booru, Katawa Crash, Katawa Shoujo, Katawa Shoujo General, Kenjivania, KSG, Map, Miki Route, opinion change, QoTT, Steam, Summer’s Clover, survey results, suzu, Val’s Content Dump, where are they now?

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1211
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Villages Defended:	18	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	9

Hey, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of deranged llamas on a sugar rush? Well, look no further because this server is like a twisted version of Katawa Shoujo on crack!

Join us for the 13th Anniversary of Katawa Shoujo, where we celebrate by building pixelated monuments to our favorite disabled waifus.

Forget boring old survival mode, here you can create your own Miki Route and date Suzu or Hisao in Summer’s Clover.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, try out Kenjivania, a game within a game that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

So come on down to this server where the only limit is your own twisted imagination. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor, because things are about to get weirder than a chicken riding a pig into battle.