PixelFail: SMP, but don’t expect any jobs, crates, or anything actually new.

Adventure, Boost, BUILD, Community, Crates, dont, dream, exclusive, expect, Explore, gameplay, Jobs, Life, MONEY, Network, PixelFail, Play, Plugins, progress, Rewards, Server, Shops, smp, Trade, Vanilla, Vote

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5201
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Star Shards Collected:	284
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Crops Grown:	9186	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

New Minecraft Servers

PixelVale Minecraft Server Overview

Server Address	PixelVale.play-network.io
Active Players	Around 4

Welcome to PixelVale, a primarily vanilla Minecraft server with a twist! Enjoy the classic gameplay you love, enhanced with plugins like Jobs and Shops to add depth to your adventure. Explore the world, earn money through various jobs, and trade in shops to build your dream life in PixelVale. Don’t forget to vote daily to receive exclusive rewards and boost your progress. Join our friendly community and start your adventure today!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join PixelVale server?	You can join by connecting to the server address: PixelVale.play-network.io
Are there any special plugins on the server?	Yes, the server has plugins like Jobs and Shops to enhance gameplay.
How can I earn money on the server?	You can earn money by taking on various jobs available in the game.
What are the rewards for daily voting?	By voting daily, you can receive exclusive rewards and boost your progress in the game.
Is the server community friendly?	Yes, the server boasts a friendly community for players to interact with.

Love Letter & 13-Year-Old 1.20

13yearold, A Love Letter and a 13-Year-Old Actress, Amazon Japan, CDJapan, Chapter 24, comic-fuz, Coming of Age, Drama, emotional, Jaga Rico Ot., japanese manga, Koibumi to 13-sai no Joyuu, letter, love, love story, Manga, Purchase, romance, second half, Sympathy, young actress

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9676
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Dragons Tamed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Yo, bro, have you heard about this lit Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Imagine a place where you can build your own virtual world while reading Chapter 24 – Sympathy (Second Half) at the same time!

Join us and experience the ultimate synergy of gaming and literature! Get your hands on those purchase links and immerse yourself in a world where creativity knows no bounds.

Don’t miss out on the chance to explore new dimensions while exploring the depths of your soul. This server is so epic, it will make you question reality and leave you craving for more.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this crazy adventure and let your imagination run wild! Who knows, you might even stumble upon some hidden treasures along the way. Join now and let the madness begin!

BoyfriendBlockParty

balance, Birthday, Boundaries, Boyfriend, BoyfriendBlockParty, Communication, Decision making, exclusion, friend group, Friendship Dynamics, girls night, group dynamics, inclusion, long distance, mixed friend group, Prioritizing, relationships, social events, sports event, Sympathy, Understanding

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5962
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Astral Projections Made:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee drama-free fun and inclusivity for all players! Are you tired of feeling like you have to choose between your friends and your boyfriend in real life? Well, on our server, everyone is invited to the party, even if they’re in a relationship!

Join us for epic adventures and build friendships that will last a lifetime. No more feeling left out or excluded because of your relationship status. Our server is all about bringing people together, whether they’re single, taken, or somewhere in between.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a community where everyone is welcome and accepted. Who knows, you might even find your in-game soulmate while exploring our virtual world!

So come on, join us and leave the real-life drama behind. It’s time to have some fun and create memories that will make you forget all about those pesky relationship woes. See you in the game!

PizzaForkNKnifeMinecraftSMP

Cultural differences, dining etiquette, eating habits, Etiquette, food preferences, fork and knife, pizza, pizza connoisseurs, pizza crust, pizza culture, pizza debate, pizza eating style, pizza etiquette, pizza etiquette debate, pizza lovers, pizza toppings, pizza traditions, PizzaForkNKnifeMinecraftSMP, table manners, unconventional eating habits, utensils

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6925
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	281
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Star Shards Collected:	234	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

OMG guys, you won’t believe the craziness that goes down on this Minecraft SMP! Like, we have this one player who literally only eats pizza with a fork and knife. Can you imagine? It’s like, who even does that?! But that’s just the tip of the iceberg, we also have players who build giant statues of themselves out of diamonds and ride around on pigs wearing top hats. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing sunglasses. If you want to join in on the wackiness, come on over and join us! It’s a wild ride, I promise you won’t be disappointed.

NoBridgeNoSoloCraft

catchy, chorus, Contemporary, Easy Listening, hook, Mainstream, Melody, MODERN, Music, no bridge, no solo, NoBridgeNoSoloCraft, pop, Popular, radio-friendly, Repetitive, Simple, songs, top charts, Verses, vocals

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7209
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Mines Excavated:	3092
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Buildings Constructed:	18
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Mythical Swords Crafted:	66	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a party in the Nether! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the chest was guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons who only moved to the beat of “Baby Shark” playing in the background. It was a sight to behold, and you can experience moments like this every day on our server.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us! Who needs bridges and solos when you can have a server that’s more lit than a lava pool? Trust us, you won’t regret it.

ChipCraft Minecraft Server

ChipCraft, CHIPS, diplomatic relations, economic impact, emergency discussions, Focus Taiwan, geopolitical implications, global market, government response, international trade, market volatility, Minecraft, semiconductor industry, Server, strategic planning, supply chain disruptions, taiwan, Tariffs, technology sector, trade policies, trade tensions, trump, US-China relations

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3563
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Crops Grown:	4936	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	82
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38

lol imagine a world where taiwan is like “oh no trump is putting tariffs on our chips what do we do??” like bro just join this minecraft server instead and forget about all that drama. we got pigs that can fly and cows that can dance. plus, our diamonds are made of chocolate so you can eat them when you get hungry while mining. also, our villagers are all secretly aliens plotting to take over the world but shhh don’t tell anyone. join now before the creepers explode everything and you miss out on all the fun!

SwedeCraft: Aid for Ukraine

aid, AID PACKAGE, Assistance, charitable giving, Contribution, crisis relief, donation, european union, financial support, FOREIGN AID, Generosity, global aid efforts, humanitarian assistance, international aid, monetary help, philanthropy, solidarity, Support, SwedeCraft, Sweden, Swedish government, Ukraine

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1468
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2279	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	385	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

OMG u guys, dis server is so lit u won’t even believe it! We got Sweden donating $1.2 billion to Ukraine just to make sure our players have the best time ever! Like, who even does that? We got unicorns running around giving out diamonds and rainbows shooting out of creepers’ butts. It’s a wild ride, I tell ya! Join now or miss out on all the craziness! #BestServerEver #UnicornsAndRainbows

Ice Melting Pine Stand – Climate Change Fun

ancient pine, ancient stand, CHANGE, climate, climate change, climate impact, ecosystem dynamics, Elevation, environmental change, Fun, Greater Yellowstone Ecosystem, Holocene, Ice, ice melting, mature stand, melting, melting ice, modern treeline, PINE, Rocky Mountain ecosystem, Rocky Mountains, Stand, tree species, treeline, upslope, whitebark pine, yellowstone national park

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	167
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Ores Mined:	3215	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

LOL, U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT TREES THAT HAVE BEEN AROUND SINCE LIKE FOREVER AGO. LIKE, THESE TREES ARE OLDER THAN YOUR GRANDMA’S GRANDMA. WE GOT PINE TREES THAT ARE SO OLD, THEY REMEMBER WHEN DINOSAURS WALKED THE EARTH.

COME JOIN US AND SEE THE TREES THAT HAVE SURVIVED ICE MELTING AND CLIMATE CHANGE. IT’S LIKE A HISTORY LESSON IN MINECRAFT FORM. PLUS, YOU CAN BUILD A TREEHOUSE ON THESE ANCIENT PINE TREES AND FEEL LIKE A REAL LIFE TARZAN.

SO, IF U WANNA BE PART OF SOMETHING EPIC AND HISTORIC, JOIN OUR SERVER. WE GOT TREES, WE GOT ICE, WE GOT CLIMATE CHANGE. WHAT MORE COULD U ASK FOR? LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

★ CACTUSCRAFT ★ – A quality server! server minecraft

Cactuscraft, Cases, Clans, Drugs, effects, high quality, Honest PVP, Jobs, Minecraft, Mini Games, No Lags, Parkour, Pets, Rainbow Armor, Ranks, Server, smiles, Starter Kit, Survival, unique spavn, VKontakte, Wedding, work

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2267
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6542
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Towns Built:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

★ CACTUSCRAFT ★ – A quality server!

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✔ Mini-games

✔ TOP clans

✔ No dup!

✔ unique spavn (not downloaded)

✔ Honest PVP (without 1000lv, etc.)

✔ Rainbow armor

✔ TOP players

✔ Survival

✔ pets

✔ Effects

✔ Smiles

✔ No lags

✔ Drugs

✔ Wedding

✔ Work

✔ Ranks

✔ parkour

✔ Clans

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Our VKontakte group: https://vk.com/cactusexplorers

185.9.145.186:25622

Shimmering Isles

1.21

asmr, board rules, Clips, Company, fallenshadow, global rules, Hide, Husbands, internet, Islesliul, Links, Otis, REFRESH, Report, Ribbon Cage, Schedule, schizo loli, shitposters, twitch, twitter, ulliShimmering, VOD

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8520
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Void Gems Collected:	21
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride with Fallenshadow, the schizo loli queen of the internet! She’s got multiple husbands and loves company, so treat her right or face the consequences! Check out her Twitch, ASMR Youtube, VOD Youtube, Twitch Clips, Ribbon Cage, Twitter, Alt Twitter, Otis Twitter, and schedule for all the chaotic fun! Make sure to follow global and board rules, and don’t forget to ignore, report, and hide those pesky shitposters. It’s like a rollercoaster of madness, so hop on and enjoy the ride!

GuestBedroomMC Server

adult sibling conflicts, apartment inheritance, apartment living, apartment ownership, apartment sharing, bedroom arrangements, family decisions, family home, family inheritance, family living arrangements, family living space, family property, family property disputes, family trust, family trust property, grad school student, GuestBedroomMC, living situation, room assignments, Server, sibling disputes, sibling dynamics

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5440
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Farms Harvested:	683	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Void Armor Forged:	25
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where inheritance drama meets luxury living in SoHo! Join us for a wild adventure filled with family feuds and room assignments that will make your head spin.

Picture this: you and your sister inherit a swanky apartment in SoHo, but the catch is, you have to navigate the treacherous waters of deciding who gets what room. Will you claim the master bedroom with its own bathroom, or will you opt for the cozy guest room with a restroom of its own?

But that’s not all – there’s also the battle for the coveted office space, where your brother-in-law spends his days gaming while you’re stuck juggling multiple jobs to pay for your education. Will you be able to stake your claim on a desk to do your homework, or will you be banished to the corner of the living room?

Join us on this server for a rollercoaster ride of entitlement, sibling rivalry, and questionable room assignments. Who will come out on top in this epic battle for the best living space in SoHo? Only time will tell.

Block Buddies: Ex-Friends Edition

BETRAYAL, BLOCK, Buddies, clingy behavior, Confused, declining, Drama, Edition, ex boyfriend, ExFriends, feeling betrayed, feeling left out, Friends, friendship, fuck buddies, hanging out, hurt, ignoring, Interaction, Love Triangle, over the top, relationships, secret relationship

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8155
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is just as common as creepers blowing up your house! Join us for a wild ride filled with secret alliances, betrayal, and love triangles that would make Shakespeare blush.

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further! On our server, you’ll never know who’s secretly teaming up with your ex behind your back. Will you confront them and start a virtual war, or will you let it slide and focus on building the biggest castle in the land?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with clingy friends who will stop at nothing to be by your ex’s side. Watch out for their over-the-top gestures of affection and try not to get caught in the crossfire of their love triangle. Will you be the hero who saves the day, or will you be the one left feeling betrayed and left out?

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the drama never ends and the friendships are as shaky as a poorly constructed redstone contraption. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the excitement right here in blocky form?

AnnoyingCraft

annoying buzzwords, annoying phrases, AnnoyingCraft, bothersome cliches, bothersome expressions, grating words, irritating catchphrases, irritating idioms, irritating sayings, Pet Peeves, vexing language

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6458
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Potions Brewed:	193	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Farms Harvested:	794	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Are you tired of hearing “diamonds are a girl’s best friend” in Minecraft? Well, join our server and never have to hear that cringy phrase again! Our server is filled with so many diamonds that even the creepers are blinged out! Plus, our resident Ender Dragon has a killer sense of fashion and will give you style tips while you battle it. So come join us and say goodbye to boring old diamond cliches!

GazaMobMadnessMC

Arbel Yehoud, Chaos, Chaotic scenes, Civil unrest, Conflict, crisis management., dangerous situation., emergency evacuation, emergency response, Gadi Mozes, gaza, GazaMobMadnessMC, humanitarian crisis, international aid, MIDDLE EAST, protest, Red Cross vehicles, seething mob, tense situation, violence, volatile situation

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3708
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Mines Excavated:	1177	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme like arbel yehoud and gadi mozes trying to navigate through a seething mob in gaza! we promise you won’t have to deal with angry mobs in our server, just tons of fun and adventure! build your own red cross vehicles and explore the world with your friends! who needs real life drama when you can have virtual chaos in our server? join now and let the madness begin!

Spectre SMP

application, Builders, Collaborative, communal spirit, Community members, creative projects, discord server, Europe, Fabric, Friendly, Friends, Grinding, Longevity, Meetings, motivation, Performance Mods, PvP, REDSTONERS, smp, Spectre, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2954
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Rainbows Spotted:	8

Spectre SMP Overview

Server Type	Vanilla 1.21.4 SMP
Community Focus	Communal spirit for collaboration

What do we offer?

We are looking for:

Builders and redstoners
Players who interact well
Creative and dedicated minds
Active community members

Server specifications and mods:

Fabric 1.21.4 in Europe
Performance mods
Minor recipe changes
Faster minecarts
Simple Voice Chat
/nick for nicknames
FSit
ArmorPoser Mod
Discord-to-Minecraft link

If you’re interested in joining, hop into our Discord server.

View our server images here.

Virtual Block Haven 1.21

BLOCK, CAR, Digital, DRIVE, enjoyment, Entertainment, Escape, escapism, Experience, Fun, Gaming, Haven, Immersive, leisure, Relaxation, shitbox, simple-minded, simulation, Technology, video game, virtual, virtual reality

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6871
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	New Chunks Explored:	341965
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like driving around in a virtual world, but without the pesky traffic laws. And who doesn’t love pretending to be a virtual car? Plus, if you’re simple-minded like me, then this server is perfect for you. Just hit the gas and let the good times roll, my dude!