PixelCrash | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Sacred Realm Craft 1.20

AVOWED, Character Sheet, Craft, Diversity, FANTASY, game development, Gaming Community, gaming culture, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, Hidden Features, inclusion, LGBTQ, non-binary, Pronouns, Realm, representation, role playing, RPG, Sacred, starfield, Veilguard, video games

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8443
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	3

OMG, you HAVE to join this Minecraft server, like, right now! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical rainbow unicorn party with exploding cookies and dancing llamas!

Imagine a world where you can build a house out of marshmallows and ride a flying pig to battle evil zombies with a diamond sword!

And the best part? You can be non-binary, just like that Avowed game tried to hide their pronouns feature! Embrace your inner unicorn and join us on this wild adventure! It’s gonna be epic, trust me!

ExMILsGoneWild Minecraft Server

bitter divorce, bitter exes, bitter relationship, Boundaries, Communication, difficult relationships, Divorce, Ex-MIL, ExMILsGoneWild, family drama, Funeral, Harassment, legal threats, Liar, Minecraft, Mother, mutual friend, nasty words, Respect, rocky past, Server, STALKING, Trust

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2536
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Secret Passages Found:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	401
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without worrying about crazy family dynamics!

Join us and leave your family drama at the door – we promise no fake texts, legal threats, or late-night stalking here! Plus, we won’t spill the beans about any family secrets, even if a nosy mutual friend tries to ruin the fun.

So come on over and join our server for a drama-free Minecraft experience – because who needs real life drama when you can have virtual adventures instead?

HubbyChunkz – AITA Minecraft Server

aita, AITAH, Boundaries, Circumstances, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Effort, Feed, Food, holidays, HubbyChunkz, husband, INSULTED, Justified, leftovers, Marriage, mean, Minecraft, nachos, overweight, response, self-care, Server, unappreciated

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7227
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Emeralds Found:	5424
Votes:	5102	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Secret Passages Found:	2

Are you tired of feeling unappreciated like this poor soul? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and never worry about being told you don’t feed someone ever again. Our community is full of supportive players who will always appreciate your efforts, even if it’s just building a dirt house.

Plus, we have nachos. Yes, you heard that right. Forget about finishing off leftovers, come join us for a virtual nacho feast like no other. Your in-game character will never go hungry again!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghost who only communicates through emojis. Can you decipher their messages and uncover the secrets of the server? Only one way to find out – join us today!

CozyKicks Minecraft SMP

best shoes, comfortable athletic shoes, comfortable boots, comfortable casual shoes, comfortable dress shoes, comfortable footwear, comfortable running shoes, comfortable sandals, comfortable shoe brands, comfortable shoe styles, comfortable shoes, comfortable sneakers, comfortable walking shoes, comfortable work shoes, CozyKicks, Minecraft, shoe arch support, shoe comfort, shoe comfort technology, shoe cushioning, shoe padding, shoe support, smp

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7961
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Meteorites Collected:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most epic server ever, like seriously. We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and the trees drop diamonds instead of apples. It’s like a magical wonderland of craziness and chaos.

And don’t even get me started on the players. We have a guy who built a roller coaster that goes to the moon, and another dude who tamed a dragon and rides it around like it’s no big deal. It’s like a circus of insanity in the best possible way.

So if you want to experience the most mind-blowing, pants-wettingly awesome Minecraft SMP of all time, then you better join us ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, the secret password to get in is “banana hammock”. Don’t ask why, just go with it. See you on the server, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!

PointlessCraft Holiday Hub

absurd holiday, forgotten holiday, holiday, Hub, insignificant holiday, irrelevant holiday, meaningless holiday, mundane holiday, nonsensical holiday, obscure holiday, overlooked holiday, pointless holiday, PointlessCraft, silly holiday, trivial holiday, uncelebrated holiday, uneventful holiday, unimportant holiday, unmemorable holiday, unnecessary holiday, unpopular holiday, unremarkable holiday, useless holiday

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8328
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Love Letters Sent:	18
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Join our Minecraft server and celebrate Pointless Holiday Day every day! Why waste time on real holidays when you can join us for a day dedicated to doing absolutely nothing? Our server is full of pointless activities like staring at walls, counting sheep, and organizing your inventory for the millionth time.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And don’t forget about our annual “Build a Giant Potato” competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual french fries.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community dedicated to celebrating the most pointless holiday in the most ridiculous ways possible? Join us now and let the pointlessness begin!

KrautCraft Minecraft Server

advice, Angela Merkel, controversy, current events, diplomatic response, don’t feed the troll, elon musk, German chancellor, germany, internet culture, KrautCraft, leadership, media relations, Minecraft, Musk, online behavior, Politics, public figure, Server, social media, Technology, tesla, trolling, viral news

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1572
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. you gotta join cuz, like, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. but, like, watch out for the creepers, they’re always tryna blow up our stuff.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on all the noobs? yeah, it’s pretty sick.

also, our admin is, like, a wizard or something. he can literally make anything appear out of thin air. need more diamonds? no problem. want a giant castle? easy peasy.

plus, we have a secret society of llamas that are plotting to take over the server. it’s wild, man.

so, like, come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever. just remember, don’t feed the troll.

SubmarinelessRussia

Black Sea Fleet, Defense, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Global influence, maritime security, Mediterranean, mediterranean sea, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military presence, naval base, naval operations, naval power, russia, russian military, Russian navy, strategic location, SubmarinelessRussia, Submarines, Tartus

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	663
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	68
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE MORE SUBMARINES THAN RUSSIA IN THE MEDITERRANEAN SEA! WE GOT SO MANY SUBMARINES, YOU’LL FEEL LIKE YOU’RE UNDERWATER ALL THE TIME! SWIM WITH THE FISHES AND EXPLORE OUR UNDERWATER CITY MADE ENTIRELY OF DIAMOND BLOCKS!

ALSO, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET QUEST WHERE YOU CAN FIND THE LOST CITY OF TARTUS AND UNLOCK ANCIENT TREASURES! WHO NEEDS RUSSIAN SUBMARINES WHEN YOU CAN HAVE DIAMOND BLOCKS AND LOST CITIES, AMIRITE? JOIN NOW AND BECOME THE KING OF THE SEAS! 🐟🌊💎

Brain Chip Cheater Server

academic dishonesty, academic integrity, Brain, brain chip, brain implant, CHEATER, Cheating, cheating advancements, cheating in school, cheating methods, cheating on exams, cheating prevention, cheating techniques, cheating trends, cheating with technology, Chip, cognitive enhancement, education, Ethics, Future, innovation, Server, Technology, test

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1615
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Astral Projections Made:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Buildings Constructed:	45	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

yo yo yo come join this cray cray minecraft server where we got pigs that can do backflips and cows that rap like eminem.

we got a secret underground base where all the chickens wear sunglasses and have dance parties every night.

if you join our server, you might just stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples. but watch out for the evil villagers who are secretly plotting to take over the server with their army of zombie pigs.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano? it’s lit, fam.

so come on over and join the fun, because someone cheating on a test with a brain-chip is probably way closer than we think it is.

Ketamine Craft: Parkinson’s Edition

brain function, brain stimulation, Craft, dopamine levels, drug therapy, dyskinesia, Edition, ketamine, levodopa, levodopa-induced dyskinesia, Medical research, motor cortex control, motor function, movement control, Movement Disorders, neurodegenerative diseases, neurological disorders, neurology, Parkinson’s Disease, Parkinson’s patients, parkinsons, Treatment

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2801
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Star Shards Collected:	102	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Animals Bred:	80	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	3502	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the ketamine flows like water and restores your movement control like a boss! forget about boring old levodopa-induced dyskinesia, we got the goods to make your motor cortex control like a pro.

imagine riding a pig through the nether while doing the moonwalk like michael jackson on steroids. that’s the kind of crazy fun you can expect on our server.

we’ve got dungeons filled with ketamine power-ups, secret passages that lead to ketamine treasure chests, and even a ketamine-powered rollercoaster that will blow your mind (literally).

so what are you waiting for? join us now and experience the ultimate ketamine-fueled adventure in minecraft like never before!

Java Survival

Address, admins, advertising, Cheating, commands, Community, Custom, Discord, exploits, HACKING, java, land protections, Legitimate, Moderators, multiplayer, offensive language, Plugins, Politics, Property, rules, smp, Survival

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2168
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	8748
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Description	Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play like regular players without using commands for personal gain. Custom plugins for basic commands and land protections provide a unique feel.
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind
No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, Java Survival allows the use of certain mods as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Q: How do I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player by messaging a moderator or admin on Discord or in-game. Provide as much evidence as you can.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is not allowed. Respect other players’ creations and property.

Q: How often is the server updated?

A: The server is regularly updated to ensure a current Minecraft experience with longevity.

New Horizon Craft 1.21.2

/pol/ approved, 1.21.2, conservative hobbies, Craft, hobbies, hobby activities, hobby choices, hobby discovery, hobby exploration, hobby ideas, Hobby inspiration, hobby interests, hobby pastimes, hobby pursuits, Hobby recommendations, hobby suggestions, HORIZON, new hobbies, New Year, political hobbies, right-wing hobbies, traditional hobbies

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7369
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Void Armor Forged:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Farms Harvested:	657	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Yo, bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server that will blow your mind! Imagine a world where you can build your own utopia, free from the shackles of reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and crazy shenanigans!

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of dancing llamas who control the economy with their sick moves. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a giant rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of ninja chickens who will challenge you to epic battles of wits and strength. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary potato king who grants wishes to those who can solve his riddles.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft server that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the world! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

BroBroRealtor Minecraft Server

BroBroRealtor, buying a house, communication breakdown, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, home buying process, Home ownership, house hunting, Minecraft, Older brother, property investment, property purchase, Real Estate (Industry), real estate agent, real estate market, realtor selection, regret, renting, Server, sibling conflict, sibling relationship, sibling rivalry

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2808
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sibling rivalry reaches new heights! Join us for a chance to claim virtual properties before your older brother swoops in and steals them from under your nose. Build your dream house, team up with other players to plot against your siblings, and maybe even become the ultimate real estate mogul in the virtual world. Who needs a realtor when you have the power of blocks and creativity on your side? Join now and show your brother who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

CraftyBoyfriendCookFail

aita, Boyfriend, Brat, busy, cook dinner, CraftyBoyfriendCookFail, crying, Eat, ENERGY, exhausted, jacket potatoes, mom, pasta, pesto, pizza, relationship, Relax, STARVING, ungrateful, Upset, work

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4406
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Mythical Swords Crafted:	40	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Votes:	6046
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Ores Mined:	8075

Looking for a Minecraft server that will satisfy your hunger for adventure? Look no further than our server! Just like this poor soul who couldn’t get a decent meal, you’ll never go hungry on our server. We provide virtual feasts fit for a king, with a menu that will make your mouth water.

Join our server and experience the drama of deciding between pasta, jacket potatoes, or even pizza for dinner. Will you lose your temper like this hangry player, or will you find a way to satisfy your cravings peacefully? The choice is yours!

Don’t be an ungrateful brat like the player in this story – join our server and feast like royalty. Who needs a boyfriend to cook dinner when you have a Minecraft server serving up delicious virtual meals? Come hungry, leave satisfied – join our server today!

AttentionHogMinecraftSMP

attention seeking, attention seeking actions, attention seeking behavior, attention seeking tactics, attention-seeking antics, AttentionHogMinecraftSMP, bad behavior, craving attention, desperate actions, desperate for attention, embarrassing acts, Inappropriate Behavior, negative attention, seeking admiration, seeking approval, seeking approval from others, seeking attention at any cost, seeking recognition, seeking validation, seeking validation from others

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6440
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest place ever! Like, one time this dude built a giant statue of a chicken and then rode it around the server like a majestic steed. And then another time, someone built a rollercoaster that went through a lava waterfall and everyone was like, “WTF is happening?!” It’s like a circus on steroids, but in Minecraft form. Plus, there’s this one guy who always wears a pumpkin on his head and only speaks in pig Latin. It’s wild, man. You gotta come check it out, you won’t regret it!

FreeDiamondsOnly

Air, basic needs, clean water, compassion, education, equality, essential services, FreeDiamondsOnly, freedom of speech, fresh food, Happiness, Healthcare, HUMAN RIGHTS, internet access, Justice, Kindness, love, Nature, Peace, Shelter, something free

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2114
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Potions Brewed:	171	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	10

Diamonds! And on our server, they are! That’s right, we have a never-ending supply of diamonds just waiting for you to mine them. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground village filled with friendly villagers who will trade you anything you want for just a few emeralds. And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to our custom-built Nether fortress, where you can battle hordes of zombie pigmen and collect rare loot. So come join us on our server, where the diamonds are free and the adventures are endless!

Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5714
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Towns Built:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2