so, like, imagine a minecraft server where everything is so wacky and wild, it’s like it was created by a bunch of AI robots on acid. like, the buildings are all wonky and the animals wear top hats and monocles.

you gotta join this server if you wanna experience the most epic rollercoaster ride of your life. one time, a player built a giant toilet that actually flushed and sent you to a secret underground disco party. it was lit, fam.

oh, and did i mention the treasure hunts? yeah, every day there’s a new treasure hunt where you gotta follow clues that lead you to a chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let your inner weirdo run free on this totally bonkers minecraft server. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 90/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In: 9 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 14 Divine Scrolls Written: 13
Chimeras Created: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
Royal Courts Attended: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • GAMECUBECRAFT Minecraft server

    GAMECUBECRAFT Minecraft server
    Come to our GAMECUBECRAFT server, here you can find everything you need, we have Minigames, Survival Anarchy, and the new BattleGame mode – counter for minecraft! We are waiting for you

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 8
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 24
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Buildings Constructed: 35

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • OTH Gamers: Where the only thing scarier than Creepers is the admin with a ban hammer!

    OTH Gamers: Where the only thing scarier than Creepers is the admin with a ban hammer!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Description
    Come Join a small white-listed SMP server comprised of helpful and respectful older adults. (mostly 30’s-40s)
    Usually 3-8 online at a given time and looking to expand playerbase a little.
    Running Vanilla Java 1.21 No PVP or anything like that to worry about.
    Just a bunch of players who want to build, make farms, and generally enjoy playing the game.
    All skill levels are welcomed, so you don’t need to be a technical player to feel at home. Send a message to get the discord info to join.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    Is the server white-listed? Yes, it is a white-listed server for older adults.
    What version of Minecraft is the server running? The server is running Vanilla Java 1.21.
    Are there any restrictions on PVP? No, there is no PVP on the server to worry about.
    Can players of all skill levels join? Yes, all skill levels are welcomed on the server.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Lunar Scepters Activated: 8
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 23 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Blocky Love Live! Minecraft Server – /llsifg/ #3767: Shiriko Edition

    Blocky Love Live! Minecraft Server – /llsifg/ #3767: Shiriko Edition
    Welcome to Zenkai no /llsifg/! Where the Autumn gacha is hotter than a lava pit and Love Live! Nijigasaki High School Idol Club is taking over like a creeper explosion! Join us on our TOKIMEKI Roadmap to Future releases on Switch on April 24th, because who needs diamonds when you have idol power?

    But wait, there’s more! Dive into Mira-Cra Park! 3rd Single on October 2nd and get ready for Superstar S3 to begin airing on October 6th. Trust us, the OP and ED singles on October 23rd will have you mining for more. And don’t even get us started on the Superstar S3 insert single 1 on November 13th – it’s like finding a diamond in a cave!

    Feeling theatrical? Genjitsu no Yohane theatrical compilation movie releases in Japanese theaters on November 29th, and it’s more epic than a dragon battle. Plus, the Cerise Bouquet + Dollchesta + Mira-Cra Park! 2nd unit split single on December 4th will have you crafting new dance moves.

    And just when you thought it couldn’t get any crazier, Nijigasaki Final Chapter part 1 OST drops on December 4th, followed by the Superstar S3 insert single 2 on December 11th. It’s a rollercoaster of music and madness!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of idol adventures, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). Don’t miss out on the Aqours Final Live announcement – it’s going to be bigger than a mansion build!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Towns Built: 6 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 6
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 6358
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 6 Legendary Titles Earned: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Admit This Bitch Sucks Minecraft SMP

    Admit This Bitch Sucks Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being carried in every match like a sack of potatoes? Are you ready to step up your game and actually prove your worth in the ring? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP, where we will turn you from a wrestling dud to a superstar in no time!

    Join us and experience epic battles with the likes of Charlotte, Zoey Starks, Becky, and even Raquel – all while honing your skills and becoming the ultimate champion. And don’t worry, we won’t let you be exposed like that Liv feud – we’ll make sure you shine brighter than a diamond in the rough.

    So what are you waiting for? Leave the haters behind and come join us on the craziest Minecraft SMP around. Who knows, you might just become the next big thing in the wrestling world – all thanks to our insane training methods and outrageous stories. See you in the ring, champ!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Runes Activated: 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 108
    Potions Brewed: 47 Dragon Eggs Found: 9685
    Magic Items Found: 1272 Epic Weapons Forged: 10
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • BdayPresentsGone – NoRegrets

    BdayPresentsGone – NoRegrets
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will teach your kids some gratitude? Look no further than our server, where we turn entitled brats into humble players!

    Join now and watch as your kids learn the value of appreciation. Our server is filled with challenges that will make them realize that not everything in life is handed to them on a silver platter.

    We even have a special “Ungrateful Birthday” event where players have to rewrap their presents and show gratitude before they can move on to the next level. Watch as they throw tantrums and stomp their virtual feet in frustration!

    So if you want your kids to stop acting like spoiled brats and start being thankful for what they have, join our server now! Who knows, they might even learn to appreciate that iron pickaxe they’ve been taking for granted.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 6 Players Killed by Monsters: 9746
    Meteorite Armor Created: 26 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 14
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 45 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • TraumaKidMinecraftSMP

    TraumaKidMinecraftSMP
    Remember that one time you watched a movie as a kid and it scarred you for life? Well, imagine joining our Minecraft SMP and reliving that trauma every single day! Our server is like a horror movie marathon on steroids, with jump scares around every corner and creepy creatures lurking in the shadows. But hey, at least you’ll never be bored, right? So come join us if you dare, and prepare to face your childhood fears head on in the virtual world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Runes Activated: 6
    Orbs of Power Found: 5 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4
    Buildings Constructed: 10 Talking Trees Consulted: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • WeirdCraftLand

    WeirdCraftLand
    Have you ever heard of a Minecraft server called “Squidward’s Underwater Dance Party Extravaganza”? No? Well, let me tell you, this server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe.

    Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly find yourself surrounded by dancing squids, all grooving to the beat of Spongebob Squarepants theme song. That’s right, Squidward himself is the DJ, spinning tunes and making sure everyone is having a blast.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that buried deep within the server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. The catch? You have to defeat the legendary “Jellyfish King” boss to get your hands on it. Trust me, this boss is no joke – he shoots lightning bolts from his tentacles and can summon an army of dancing zombies to do his bidding.

    So why should you join this server? Well, where else can you party with squids, battle a Jellyfish King, and dance your heart out to the Spongebob theme song all in one place? Come join us at “Squidward’s Underwater Dance Party Extravaganza” for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 905 Heroic Legacies Created: 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 62 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 5 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 9

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • NoPagersNoTalkies Minecraft Server

    NoPagersNoTalkies Minecraft Server
    yo, so like, come join our epic Minecraft server cuz we don’t allow no pagers or walkie-talkies here, just straight up block-building madness! we had this one dude tryna bring a walkie-talkie on the server and it started talking to the creepers, man, it was wild! so now we gotta ban all that noise. join us for some crazy adventures and build the most epic pixel art you’ve ever seen, bro! trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this server, it’s gonna be LIT!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 20
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 7 Mythical Relics Collected: 13
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Heckin’Hezbollah – No Respite, All Fight!

    Heckin’Hezbollah – No Respite, All Fight!
    so, like, you wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s like a warzone out there but with blocks and stuff. we got the IDF (that’s like the cool kids club) vowin’ to give no relief or respite to anyone who messes with us. we’ve already taken out 440 terror operatives in our epic ground op. like, who needs real life drama when you can have all the action in minecraft, amirite? join us now and be part of the most intense virtual battle you’ll ever experience. trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 10 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Dimension Hops: 6 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 28
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 359 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • CelestialCraft: Where you can mine, craft, and argue with strangers in peace! Join our celestial mayhem today!

    CelestialCraft: Where you can mine, craft, and argue with strangers in peace! Join our celestial mayhem today!

    CelestialCraft Minecraft Server

    Server IP mc.celestialcraft.gg
    Version 1.21
    Discord https://discord.celestialcraft.gg

    Features:

    • Custom Achievements
    • Magic Carpets
    • Custom Events
    • StarShards Currency
    • Rankup System
    • Player Shops
    • Grief Prevention
    • PvP
    • Mature Community

    Join Us Today and connect to mc.celestialcraft.gg to start exploring, building, and thriving on our server!

    FAQ:

    Question Answer
    Is PvP enabled by default? No, PvP is optional and off by default. Players can enable it when they want to participate in duels.
    How can I earn StarShards? StarShards can be earned through quests, achievements, and events on the server. They can be spent in the StarShards shop for unique items.
    Are there regular server-wide events? Yes, there are weekly server-wide events to keep things exciting for players. Currently, the community is working towards a collective goal of slaying 13,000 monsters.
    Can I create my own player shop? Yes, players have the ability to create and run their own shops on the server. They can also browse other player shops for deals.
    Is there a grief prevention system in place? Yes, the server has a Grief Prevention system that allows players to claim and protect their land from griefing. Players can customize their claims with advanced settings.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 3227 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 16 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 55 Goblin Markets Raided: 7

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Why are women like this nowadays? Now its completely socially Minecraft server

    Why are women like this nowadays? Now its completely socially Minecraft server
    Tired of getting bullied by mean girls in real life? Join our Minecraft server where the only bullying you’ll face is from creepers blowing up your house! No judgment here, just fun and games in a world where everyone is equal – except for those pesky skeletons, they’re always causing trouble. So why deal with mean girls when you can join us and build a world where the only thing getting blown up is your creativity? Come join us and leave the real world drama behind!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 24
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Mythical Quests Completed: 24
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 10
    Void Armor Forged: 14 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Ultimate Fight Club 307 Minecraft SMP Gamethread #4

    Ultimate Fight Club 307 Minecraft SMP Gamethread #4
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join heem.com for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

    Why should you join heem.com, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time we built a giant roller coaster that launched players into a pit of lava, or the time we held a massive sheep shearing competition that ended in a wooly explosion. And don’t even get me started on the time we all dressed up as chickens and started a chicken rebellion against the cows.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical beast that roams the land and challenges players to epic boss battles. Defeat the Diamond Dragon and you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

    So what are you waiting for? Join heem.com today and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10
    Ether Blades Crafted: 13 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • GymTimeGoneWrong Minecraft Server

    GymTimeGoneWrong Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper!” Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions in this story.

    Picture this: a husband who refuses to use the free gym at his job and instead joins one closer to home, causing chaos in his pregnant wife’s already hectic life. Will he ever learn to be considerate of dinner, bed, and bath time routines? Will the wife’s in-laws save the day on a family day trip? Find out on our server, where the drama is as intense as a PvP battle!

    Join now for a chance to witness the ultimate showdown between a tired pregnant wife and her gym-loving husband. Will they reconcile or will the spare room become a permanent residence? Only on our server can you experience such outrageous stories and laugh until your diamond armor falls off!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13 Void Armor Forged: 14
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4 Epic Weapons Forged: 9
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9145 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 438 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • StreamCleanerCraft

    StreamCleanerCraft
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! If you’re tired of your partner ruining everything they touch, then this server is perfect for you!

    Join us and experience the thrill of cleaning up after your virtual spouse who can’t seem to do anything right. From poorly cleaned bottles to ruined pump parts, you’ll never have a dull moment on this server.

    But wait, there’s more! If you catch your partner leaving milk out to spoil or falling asleep instead of doing the dishes, you have the power to cancel all their favorite streaming services and theme park passes. Who needs entertainment when you can hire a virtual housekeeper instead?

    So come on down to our server and let the chaos ensue! Who needs a well-functioning household when you can have endless entertainment cleaning up after your partner’s virtual messes? Join now and see if you’re the AH for hiring a housekeeper without asking!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 19 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 10
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 7
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • TikTokWeirdo on Minecraft SMP

    TikTokWeirdo on Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of watching weird TikTok videos and ready to experience some craziness in Minecraft? Join our SMP where the only thing weirder than TikTok is our community! We’ve got players building giant statues of dancing chickens, creating roller coasters that defy gravity, and even hosting epic llama races through the Nether. Trust us, you won’t find a more bizarre and entertaining server out there. So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and experience the wackiest adventures in Minecraft, join us now!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Potions Brewed: 61
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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