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| Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 9069 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 32 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 6 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 | Herobrine Sightings: | 7 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Join us and watch as your character flails around like a drunken octopus, soaring through the air with grace and hilarity. Our ragdoll physics are so advanced, they make GTA V look like a baby game. Say goodbye to boring, realistic movements and hello to chaos and laughter.
And that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who control the economy and protect players from evil creepers. Legend has it, if you befriend a llama, they will grant you unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly (not really, but it’s fun to pretend).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous, insane, and downright hilarious ragdoll physics in Minecraft history. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your sides might hurt from laughing so much).
