PixelCraft: Where even the creepers are professional table makers!

artificial difficulty, atmoic clocks, computational device, congame, CREEPERS, CSS, FAGMAN, fakeprecision, fixed content, frauds exposed, Gekapselte Turing Machines, glyphs, information theory, Knuthian era, Makers, meme hipster faggotry, meta-languages, mutual information, pixelcraft, PROFESSIONAL, SaaS, SEOslop, south america tier abortions, Table, Type-4 Panuniversal Grammar, Zuck

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6676
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Dimension Hops:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	71
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Star Shards Collected:	133
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3

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Wheelchair Apocalypse

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8147
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	83	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Wheelchair Apocalypse is a fairly new Minecraft community.

We’re a network of servers. Currently, there is two Minecraft servers that you can access. The Factions server, and the Towny server. The Towny server is the main one, and has all the newest updates and such. You can access the Factions server from a portal in the main Towny server. The portal is behind the spawn on the Towny server. Also, the Factions server is more of an experimental server that may have some downtime.

We are currently hosting servers for multiple games, like Garry’s Mod, Terraria and 7 Days to Die.

MC.WheelchairApocalypse.com

DeathCraft1001

Factions, Parkour, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8398
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29

**NOTE: Donations rank are good and cheap DeathCraft Is A Server Based On Fun For Everyone With Easy To Understand Rules… We Have All The Basics Of A Server – Factions – Multiverses – PvP Areas – MiniGames (coming soon) – Survival/HungerGames – CreativeWorld – And Some Other Stuff For Staff Use

5.62.113.196

HardMC.LT Gaming network

Anarchy

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	879
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Lithuanian minecraft server!

mc.hardmc.lt

Shadow Universe

Creative, Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3294
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Have you always wanted to be a wizard in minecraft? Well today is your day with the Wizardly Magic plugin mixed with Towny you can become the Head of your own little Hogwarts if you wanted to! We also have Infernal Mobs be careful because any regular mob has a chance at being infernal and if and when they are they have many powers and abilities but they do drop Amazing! Gear Check it out ! Here on Shadow Universe We Strive for greatness so check us out today to be apart of our ever growing community! IP: Shadowuniverse.mcserver.ws

ShadowUniverse.mcserver.ws

Fancycraft

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9958
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Love Letters Sent:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	107

In Fancycraft, you can play in Creative world, Survival, and a lot of games! Hunger Games, Spleef, Paintball… and more!! Come join us! Do not put the port number in the server ip. just join with this IP>> mc.fancycraftserver.net

mc.fancycraftserver.net:25645

Myrescape | 24/7 | No lag | Factions

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5218
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	39	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Myrescape is a 24/7 faction PvP server with no lag!

Rules: [1] Do not use profitabke game modifications, also known as ‘hacks’ in this server [2] Respect other players [3] No excessive swearing [4] No excessive capitalization [5] Do not question the staff’s decisions. Reasonable input is always appreciated. [6] Griefing IS allowed! And so is in-faction griefing! [7] No spawn camping (killing new players around the spawn area) [8] Use common sense [9] Last, but not least: enjoy your stay!

This server is fairly new, so I am currently trying my best to improve the gameplay 🙂

myrescape.com

The Covert

PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	7995
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	3001	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Pure Vanilla survival, Raid, PVP. We have Adult Admins. Come survive with us and have fun! If you like to build in secret, raid at night, and destroy other players, this is a server for you.

67.212.177.141

lions3316

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5473
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	13	Animals Bred:	92
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Chimeras Created:	1

Custom Spells. Custom Items, Magic, Factions, Pvp, Raiding!

198.143.154.44

Sigma Realms

Economy, Survival

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6639
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
New Chunks Explored:	416310	Star Shards Collected:	157
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26

If you enjoy servers that aren’t huge, then Sigma Realms is a good choice. Currently, we’re only a survival server, however, we will be adding more worlds in the future. We hope to expand the server and make it grow larger so we can have a large group of people that frequently log on and spend some time on. Current Server Cap: 30 Each staff member was added due to each of their own talents, and they hope to put said talents to use. Staff: Dr_Dolphy (Owner) theMurp (Co-Owner) TehDuctor (Head Admin) thornbrook (Admin) (Moderator)

198.24.134.122:30036

Block.sqlm.ro

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2905
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Void Armor Forged:	17
Buildings Constructed:	13	Dimension Hops:	5

Block.sqlm.ro

188.212.100.154

MONMAN11

Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2763
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Magic Items Found:	7109	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Play Minecraft PC Multiplayer on our Awesome Servers HUB! **** JOIN IP = MONMAN11.COM **** + Free Creative Plots + Factions + KitPVP with SPELLS + ON Prison + OPSkyBlock + OP crates + MMORPG + MonCraft + and a lot more!

IP and Website: MONMAN11.COM

MONMAN11.com

Platincreeper

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Vanilla

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6725
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Crops Grown:	3010	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	267
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Gods Slained:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Enchantments Applied:	221	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

PLATINCREEPER:

A German Minecraft server that offers you a lot of variety. What exactly? Well, with us you can have a piece of land assigned to you and build on it, go to a freebuild area and build your property there, or simply do PvP. If even that isn’t enough for you, you can also play various minigames.

We have a helpful and friendly team that can handle most situations competently. Our community is just as helpful as the team. So stop by and become part of the Platincreeper community.

platincreeper.de

MC Traveler

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7149
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	29	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

Pure PvE/Survival server based more around building and less around player vs player rivalries.

MC Traveler is completely vanilla aside from sparingly used portals, and a custom land-protection plugin. As well as custom chat plugins, which never affect gameplay.

mctraveler.eu

ACSS

Survival

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6996
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Divine Spears Created:	15	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	299	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Animals Bred:	184

Aston Computer Science Society Birmingham’s Minecraft Server!

aston-css.co.uk

Phoenix Network

Economy, PvP, Towny

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2558
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	New Chunks Explored:	356404
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Enchantments Applied:	181

Phoenix Minecraft is a long running server that prides its self on being unique and different. Although we run standard plugins such as Towny we have a dedotated developer team that writes and customizes plugins to fit our needs.

As of writing we’ve got many different features: – Towny – Custom RPG Items – Ruins that spawn and can be looted for items – Custom RPG Recipes – Custom RPG Leveling system – Entirely custom website written to fit our needs! – Dedicated Architect team, Development Team and Moderation team ready to bend time and space to make our server the best.

Come and join us! Enjoy the experience and come back for more! Just remember, if you’re stuck in game, ask other players or staff. Our staff team are there to help and our community are friendly and willing to help!

play.p-n.ca