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Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 96/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4
Meteorites Collected: 0 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Buildings Constructed: 24
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 57 Gods Slained: 1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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