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Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 93/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
Cozy Campfires Lit: 18 Rainbows Spotted: 10
Love Letters Sent: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 24
Infinity Stones Found: 6 Talking Trees Consulted: 5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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