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CraftyHub: SneakySpouseInsure

AITAH, confirmed worries, CraftyHub, finances, financial exposure, financially exposed, Health Insurance, invoice, pay for it, paying for it, pissed, pride, Proud, Secretly, SEPARATE, separate finances, signing up, SneakySpouseInsure, uninsured, Value, Waste of Money, Wife

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2484
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Are you tired of living on the edge without health insurance in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our server where we provide virtual health insurance for all players, whether they like it or not!

Imagine the thrill of secretly signing up your fellow players for health insurance without their knowledge! Watch as they rage when they find out, just like in this wild story of a player who signed up their spouse without telling them. Who knew health insurance could cause so much drama in a blocky world?

So come on, join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of mandatory health insurance in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just end up with a virtual hospital bill that will leave you laughing for days!

Book2Blockbuster

adaptation, adaptation fail, Book, book adaptation, book vs movie, book-to-film, Book2Blockbuster, comparison, critique, Disappointment, Entertainment, film, film adaptation, literary adaptation, Literature, Movie, movie adaptation, movie review, opinion, review, storytelling

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7065
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

What is the best example of “the book was great but the movie was horrible”? Well, imagine reading a book about a magical land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas, only to watch the movie adaptation where all the animals are played by actors in cheap animal costumes and the llamas are just regular llamas with stick-on diamonds. That’s the kind of disappointment you won’t find on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where pigs can actually fly, llamas are bedazzled to the max, and talking animals are the norm. Don’t let your literary dreams be crushed by lackluster movies, come experience the ultimate book-to-Minecraft transformation on our server!

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3231
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1308
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3677
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Potions Brewed:	58
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2711
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Meteorites Collected:	2	Enchantments Applied:	219
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Zombie Dances:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6512
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	151
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Gods Slained:	1

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3407
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	197	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5327
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	680
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Towns Built:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6931
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7756
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Animals Bred:	189
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Divine Spears Created:	17
Endless Night Skies:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8519
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2246	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Alien Abductions:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Void Armor Forged:	25
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Villages Defended:	10

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1266
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Towns Built:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	236
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8747
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3472	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Emeralds Found:	5905	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

Players:	107/900	Votes:	7569
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Alien Abductions:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4