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Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
Epic Shields Constructed: 10 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 14
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 28 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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