PixelChickMagnets

attractiveness, Authenticity, charisma, Charm, Confidence, Empathy, Femininity, grace, humility, Individuality, inner beauty, intelligence, Kindness, natural beauty., Personality, PixelChickMagnets, self-confidence, sense of humor, UNIQUENESS, Vulnerability, Women

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	547
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Farms Harvested:	782	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Ores Mined:	4297	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Endless Night Skies:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creepers aren’t the only thing exploding with excitement! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor, epic battles, and secret underground bases that even Herobrine would envy.

Looking for a reason to join? Well, rumor has it that our server is actually built on a hidden treasure map that leads to a real-life diamond mine! Who needs online dating when you can impress the ladies with your virtual mining skills and show them the real meaning of “diamonds are a girl’s best friend”?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of pink sheep that can grant wishes to anyone who shears them. Need a stack of diamonds? Just ask the pink sheep and watch in amazement as they magically appear in your inventory. Need a date for the Minecraft prom? The pink sheep has got your back!

So come join us on our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures that Minecraft has to offer. Who knows, you might just find that the most attractive thing about you was your ability to survive in a world filled with exploding green monsters and lava pits.

Mystic Wolf Haven 1.21.2

1.21.2, acceptance, anon-kun, Commitment, Communication, compassion, confession, Decision making, Dilemma, emotions, Furry, Haven, Honesty, identity crisis, love, loyalty, mystic, relationship, Self Discovery, Support, Trust, Understanding, Wolf

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9857
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Crops Grown:	1375
Endless Night Skies:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	49	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9583	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

Bro, if you join this Minecraft server, you can be a wolf too! How cool is that? And guess what? You can find love there too! Who needs real life drama when you can be a wolf looking for love in a virtual world? Join now and find your furry soulmate!

BabyCraft: MIL Delayed, Noob Spawn

BabyCraft, Boundaries, caesarean, Communication, compromise, crying, delayed, emotional, exhaustion, family, grandkids, Help, Hormonal, host, MIL, Needs, new mother, noob, school holidays, Spawn, Support, traumatic birth, Understanding, Visit

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9047
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of new motherhood and offer a safe haven for all exhausted moms out there! Join us and escape the wild hormones and judgmental in-laws, as we embark on hilarious adventures and build epic structures together.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax, especially for those expecting a second baby via emergency caesarean. We promise to provide a supportive community where you can focus on your needs without any guilt. Plus, our in-game meals are way better than what your MIL cooked during her 10-day stay!

So why wait until July for your MIL to visit when you can join us in June and September instead? We have plenty of virtual grandkids for her to meet, and she won’t even have to worry about folding laundry – unless she’s into that sort of thing.

Join our Minecraft server now and let’s create some unforgettable memories together! Remember, in this world, the only tears you’ll shed are tears of laughter.

Gravity Exists, We Just Found It

albert einstein, celestial bodies, discovery, Existence, exists, fundamental force, gravitational pull, gravity, historical discovery, Identification, Isaac Newton, laws of motion, natural law, Newtonian physics, PHYSICS., Science, scientific breakthrough, Space, theory of relativity, universal force, Universe

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5629
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Towns Built:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	186

So, like, imagine a minecraft server where gravity is, like, totally optional. You can just be walking around and then decide, “nah, I don’t wanna fall down anymore.” So you just start floating in the air like a majestic unicorn. And the best part is, you can still mine and build while you’re floating! It’s like defying all the laws of physics and stuff.

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. They’ll trade you rare items that you can’t find anywhere else in the game. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that takes you to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Just be careful not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

So, like, if you’re tired of boring old regular Minecraft servers, come join us where the laws of physics are just a suggestion and the adventures are out of this world. Plus, where else can you find a server that lets you ride a flying pig while battling a dragon made of cheese? It’s like a dream come true for all you crazy crafters out there.

PentaCraft HiTech Minecraft server

1.7.10, bugs, Community, description, Dupes, Fair Game, Forestry, gameplay, high quality, high-tech mods, HiTech, Industrial, Industrial Craft, lags, Minecraft, ONLINE, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, Servers

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8217
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Dimension Hops:	1	Ores Mined:	1615
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Endless Night Skies:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

Pentacraft is a project of high-quality PVP servers based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and fair game, without lags.

For each server, we select and support assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high-tech mods, without neglecting to fix many dupes and bugs.

Two Times A Charm

Builders, Charm, co-op, commands, Community, dedicated server, End resets, Friendly staff, leader, Minecraft, Nether, Premium, PvP, Rewards, rules, Semi Vanilla, Server, set home, spawn protection, Support, Times, Tpa, Vanilla, voting system, world backups

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	680
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3503
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Zombie Dances:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	81	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Crops Grown:	7348	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Welcome
Two Times A Charm Vanilla Minecraft Server

Server IP
mc.twotimesacharm.com

Server Trailer
https://youtu.be/FaDZhC1WKiM

Server Features
Premium Anti-Cheat, No X-ray, TPA, Set Home, Friendly Staff, World Backups, 24/7, Support, No Lag, Dedicated Server, No Limits, Discord

Notes
Spawn Protection: 100 Blocks Overworld and Nether: Backed up daily End resets every 30 – 60 days (Nothing Is Safe!!)

All Server Commands
/spawn, /home, /sethome, /back, /tpa, /tpahere, /vote, /voteshop

Server Rules (Permanent Ban)
No Hacking, No Cheating, No Exploiting, No Racisms, No Lag Machines, No Threating, No X-Ray, No Bullying, Keep Chat Clean, Don’t Be Dumb

Server Rules (Allowed)
PVP, Teaming, Unlimited Farming, Greifing, Mob Farming, Redstone Machines, Building, New Chunk Loading, Stealing, Raiding, Destroying

FAQ

1. Can I use mods on the server?

Mods that give an unfair advantage or alter gameplay are not allowed. Please check with the server staff before using any mods.

2. How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

You can report a player by contacting a staff member on the server or through the server’s Discord channel.

3. Are there any rewards for voting on the server?

Yes, players are rewarded for voting on the server with in-game items or currency.

4. How often are server backups performed?

Server backups are performed daily for the overworld and nether, with the end resetting every 30-60 days.

5. Are there any restrictions on building or exploring?

There are no restrictions on building or exploring within the server, as long as it follows the server rules.

United States of Craft 1.20.5

1.20.5, BIIIIIRRRRRRDDDDDDDD, bird, Craft, free, FREEEEEEEEE, long tail tags: USA USA USA, States, United, Usa

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	579
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ores Mined:	5610
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Holy Grails Found:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5

Join this wacky Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

We’ve got more birds than you can shake a stick at, and they’re all FREEEEEEEEE!

Fly around on a giant parrot, ride a flamingo into battle, or just chill with a flock of penguins.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy surprises at every turn.

You never know what you’ll find around the corner – maybe a disco party with llamas, or a secret underground lair filled with treasure.

So come on down and join the fun – just be prepared for the unexpected!

BlockyBoys Manspread Mayhem

anger management, BlockyBoys, Boyfriend, CAR, Communication, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Cultural differences, Driving, driving safety, Etiquette, gender equality, Gender Roles, Manspread, manspreading, MAYHEM, passive aggressive, relationship, road rage, shouting, stick shift, Transportation

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6153
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Dragon Eggs Found:	3580	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Are you tired of dealing with manspreading in real life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual world where manspreading doesn’t exist and you can drive safely without any distractions. Plus, we have a special pink license achievement for all our skilled drivers out there. So come on over and leave the real world drama behind, let’s have some fun together!

TaterTotTacoPizza

controversial combos, culinary contradictions, Culinary Creativity, culinary experimentation, culinary oddities, daring dishes, flavor adventures, flavor fusion, food combination, foodie favorites, guilty pleasure, palate surprises, surprising combinations, taste bud temptations, taste sensation, TaterTotTacoPizza, unconventional cravings, unconventional pairings, unconventional tastes, unexpected delights, unique flavors

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5489
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Void Gems Collected:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	7762	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Are you tired of being judged for your questionable food combinations? Well, join our Minecraft server and find a community that appreciates your culinary creativity! We welcome all players who dare to mix things up, whether it’s peanut butter and pickles or ice cream and ketchup.

On our server, we have a special “Food Fusion” challenge where players compete to create the most outrageous food combinations in-game. Imagine a block of cheese sandwiched between two slices of watermelon or a cake made entirely of mushrooms – the possibilities are endless!

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner foodie and show off your unique taste buds, join us on our server and let the culinary chaos begin! Who knows, you might just discover a new favorite food combination that will leave everyone else scratching their heads in confusion.

Makhnovka Mayhem: DPRK vs Russians

Armed Forces, Battalion, CASUALTIES, Conflict Resolution, defense forces, DPRK, DPRK soldiers, eastern europe, INFANTRY, international relations, Kursk Oblast, Makhnovka, MAYHEM, Military, peace negotiations, political tensions, russia ukraine conflict, russians, SECURITY, Village, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1266
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	141	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Zombie Dances:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the battle of Makhnovka in Kursk Oblast but with a twist – we have DPRK soldiers fighting alongside the Russians! Watch as the villagers of Makhnovka band together to defend their homes against the invading forces, all while dodging creepers and zombies! Will the Russians prevail or will the DPRK soldiers turn on them? Find out on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasures guarded by a dragon named Boris. Only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat Boris and claim the riches for themselves. Will you be the one to conquer the dragon and become the ultimate Minecraft champion?

Join now for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but that’s just part of the fun)!

Silvermons

Battle Tower, Casual, Champion’s Gauntlet, Community, competitive, Curseforge, ELITE 4, formats, Gyms, LEvel cap, minecraft 1.16.5, Modded, Modpack, pay to win, Pixelmon Reforged, Player Gym, Progression, RANK, Silvermons

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5017
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Silvermons Server Information
Server IP	play.silvermons.com
Modpack	The Pixelmon Modpack (Link)

About Silvermons Server

Silvermons is a non pay-to-win friendly community Pixelmon Reforged server with content for both casual and competitive players. The server has a custom level cap and rank progression system that includes exclusive Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the formidable Champion’s Gauntlet. There is content for players of all interests, including Weekly Tournaments, Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	Minecraft 1.16.5
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, Silvermons is a non pay-to-win server.
What unique features does Silvermons offer?	Silvermons has custom Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, Champion’s Gauntlet, Weekly Tournaments, Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more.

North American Frontier 1.21

206376433, American, Canada, Cum, Edition, Frontier, mexico, north, personal growth, previous, Usa

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2666
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! It’s like a personal growth edition, but with a twist!

On this server, you’ll level up your skills while building epic structures and battling crazy mobs. It’s like therapy for your virtual soul, man.

Plus, the community is lit AF. You’ll meet peeps from all over the world who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are. It’s like a support group for blockheads, but way more fun.

And let’s not forget about the events and challenges. You’ll be pushing yourself to the limit, bro, all while having a blast. It’s like a personal growth boot camp, but with creepers.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and get ready to level up your Minecraft game and your life, bro! Let’s do this! 🤪🎮🔥

ThrowCraft: Patient Edition

clinic policy, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, customer service, Disrespect, Edition, front desk, handling difficult patients, office etiquette, patient, patient behavior, patient care, patient interaction, patient satisfaction, physical therapy clinic, Professionalism, staff communication, therapist-patient relationship, therapy appointment, ThrowCraft, workplace behavior

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8579
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Divine Spears Created:	14	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Void Armor Forged:	18

Are you tired of boring old therapy clinics? Come join our Minecraft server where you can throw virtual bills at anyone without consequences! Our therapists are top-notch and will kick you out if you don’t behave, just like in real life! Explore our virtual world and let out your frustrations by screaming obscenities at our staff. We promise not to judge, but we might ban you if you go too far. So join us for a wild ride of therapy and tantrums, where the only limit is your imagination (and our rules, of course)!

TherapistSaidNoMinecraftSMP

Boundaries, counseling, Emotional support, inappropriate comments, mental health, mental health stigma, Mental Wellness, professional conduct, self-care, therapeutic relationship, Therapist, therapist-client relationship, TherapistSaidNoMinecraftSMP, Therapy, therapy boundaries, therapy effectiveness, therapy ethics, therapy experience, therapy session, Trust, unethical behavior

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1888
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Bruh, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP I found. It’s like a therapy session but with blocks and creepers, you feel me? So I was chilling in this server, right, and my therapist was like “Hey, let’s build a house together in Minecraft to work through your issues.” And I was like, “Say less, fam.” But then he started placing blocks all willy nilly and I was like, “Bro, do you even know how to build a roof?” And he was like, “It’s all about the journey, man.” So I was like, “Nah, I’m outta here.” But then I found this other SMP where the therapist was a talking pig named Dr. Oinkers. He would oink at me and give me life advice like, “Sometimes you just gotta mine your own business, bro.” It was lit, you gotta join this server for the lols, trust me.

CraftyQuestionz

communication skills, confusion, CraftyQuestionz, grammar mistakes, hate proofreading, indecipherable questions, lack of attention to detail, lack of clarity, lack of editing, language barriers, misunderstandings, poor grammar, poor spelling, proofreading, sloppy writing, spelling errors, unclear communication, unclear writing, unintelligible questions, writing skills

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5951
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Potions Brewed:	93
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you’re brave enough to face off against a giant slime that sings show tunes. Our server is filled with surprises around every corner, from secret underground dungeons to flying llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

But that’s not all! We have a special potion that turns you into a talking block of cheese, and a magical portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of candy. And don’t even get us started on the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants wishes (just be careful what you wish for)!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Longest Poop Record

bathroom habits, bowel function, Bowel Movements, colon health, defecation, digestive process, digestive system, excrement, feces, gastrointestinal health, gastrointestinal tract, gut health, human biology, intestinal health, Longest, longest poops, Poop, poop duration, RECORD, record breaking poops, stool consistency, waste elimination, waste expulsion

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1737
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Divine Spears Created:	12
Secret Passages Found:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Enchantments Applied:	159
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Mines Excavated:	1218

So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. You gotta join because, like, we have the longest poops in Minecraft history! I mean, seriously, humans probably hold the record for longest poops, but we’re like, trying to beat that record in the game. It’s, like, a poop-off, man. And, like, whoever has the longest poop gets, like, a diamond throne or something. It’s, like, the ultimate bragging rights, dude. So, like, come join us and let’s see who can poop the longest! It’s gonna be, like, totally hilarious and totally epic, bro. Join now and let’s poop our way to victory!