come join our epic minecraft server where the pigs ride on the chickens and the creepers do the macarena! we got diamonds growing on trees and lava water slides for days!

one time, a player found a secret portal that led them to a land made entirely of cake. they ate so much cake they turned into a giant cupcake and ruled the land with a frosting fist.

another player stumbled upon a village of talking llamas who taught them the ancient art of llama yoga. now they can do a downward-facing llama like nobody’s business.

join us for all the wacky adventures and crazy shenanigans. who needs reality when you can have minecraft madness?!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 105/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 7
Players Killed by Monsters: 3069 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 2
Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Holy Grails Found: 5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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