come join our epic minecraft server where the pigs ride on the chickens and the creepers do the macarena! we got diamonds growing on trees and lava water slides for days!

one time, a player found a secret portal that led them to a land made entirely of cake. they ate so much cake they turned into a giant cupcake and ruled the land with a frosting fist.

another player stumbled upon a village of talking llamas who taught them the ancient art of llama yoga. now they can do a downward-facing llama like nobody’s business.

join us for all the wacky adventures and crazy shenanigans. who needs reality when you can have minecraft madness?!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 92/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted: 100 Divine Relics Bestowed: 6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Magic Crystals Found: 18
Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
Treasure Maps Found: 15 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4
Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Magic Items Found: 8046

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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