Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the possibilities are as endless as the blocks you can mine! Have you ever dreamed of chowing down on a delicious virtual treat from your favorite video game? Well, on our server, you can do just that!

Picture this: you’re wandering through our virtual world, when suddenly, you stumble upon a giant pixelated cake straight out of Minecraft. But wait, it’s not just any cake – it’s a cake from Portal! You take a big bite and feel the rush of sugar and sprinkles coursing through your veins. No buffs, no side effects, just pure, unadulterated cakey goodness.

But that’s not all! How about washing down that cake with a refreshing drink from the world of Skyrim? Imagine sipping on a frosty mug of mead while watching the sunset over our blocky landscape. It’s the perfect way to relax after a long day of mining and crafting.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the ultimate virtual feast! Who knows what other tasty surprises await you in our pixelated paradise.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 108/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded: 34 Dragon Eggs Found: 4081
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
Horror Stories Survived: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 8
Villages Defended: 10 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Minecraft SMP /g/ Humour Thread

    Minecraft SMP /g/ Humour Thread
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but diamond pickaxes and rotten flesh. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we host weekly dance parties with the Ender Dragon as our DJ. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance to challenge players to a game of hide and seek.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you laughing until your diamond armor breaks, join us today! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 4 Dragon Scales Harvested: 236
    Rainbows Spotted: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 24
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • StepDadDanceNoChance

    StepDadDanceNoChance
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family dynamics better than your own mom? Look no further! Join our server where we understand that sometimes, you just want to be a princess with your real dad, not your stepdad who’s trying too hard to fill those daddy shoes.

    We have father/daughter dances, but don’t worry, you won’t be guilt-tripped into attending by your stepdad who just wants to be honored as your dad. We support your decision to stick with your real dad, even if it means missing out on some sweet dance moves.

    So if you’re tired of being pressured to accept a new dad, come join our server where we celebrate your right to choose your own family dynamics. Plus, we have virtual tea parties and ballerina shows that you can enjoy guilt-free! Join now and say goodbye to awkward family expectations.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 4
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • LoveCraftedMC

    LoveCraftedMC
    Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate love story between a player and their diamond pickaxe. Feel the rush of excitement as you mine together, conquer dungeons together, and build epic structures together. Who needs a significant other when you have a trusty pickaxe by your side? Love is in the pixels, baby!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Buildings Constructed: 30 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 214 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • LebanonCraft Minecraft Server

    LebanonCraft Minecraft Server
    hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no excitement? well then u gotta join our server! we got more action than a cat chasing a laser pointer!

    imagine this: u log in and suddenly u r in the middle of a battle between giant chickens and evil creepers! but don’t worry, u got a diamond sword and a potion of invisibility to help u out!

    oh and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond ur wildest dreams? all u gotta do is solve the riddle of the dancing llama to find it!

    but wait, there’s more! we have a special event every friday where we all dress up as zombies and have a dance party in the nether! it’s so much fun, u won’t even remember why u were playing on those other lame servers!

    so what r u waiting for? join us now and let the craziness begin! senior iran guards general killed in israel lebanon strike? pshh, that’s nothing compared to the epic battles u will experience on our server!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Enchantments Applied: 138
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • CraftyWarZone

    CraftyWarZone
    so like, u know how u always wanted to be a spy and uncover top secret stuff? well, this server is like that but in minecraft form. u can be a secret agent and uncover all the juicy gossip happening between countries. like, did u know that china was supplying weapons to russia for a war against ukraine? crazy, right? join our server and be a part of the action. uncover secrets, make alliances, and maybe even start a war of ur own. who knows what u might find out on this wild ride of a server. come join us and be a part of the chaos. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Mythical Relics Collected: 12 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 48
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Pixel Pot Parenthood

    Pixel Pot Parenthood
    yo, so like, if u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server, u gotta know dat it’s da bomb diggity. like, imagine a world where u can build a giant bong outta blocks and smoke it with ur virtual friends. but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit, we got flying pigs that poop out diamonds and unicorns that fart rainbows.

    but here’s da real kicker – if u join our server, u get superpowers like shooting laser beams outta ur eyes and turning into a giant chicken. yea, u heard me right. plus, our community is da coolest, we all chill together and have epic dance parties in the virtual world.

    so what u waitin for? come join our minecraft server and experience da most mind-blowing, trippy adventure of ur life. who needs drugs when u got us, are we right?

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 38 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4
    Towns Built: 7 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Dragons Tamed: 7 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • TeamHoly.de .-.. ew FREE HOLY WEEK ew Minecraft server

    TeamHoly.de .-.. ew FREE HOLY WEEK ew Minecraft server

    Looking for a good PvP server? Pirate? Good online? Then your choice is TeamHoly.de! You can enter from 1.8-1.21, many PvP modes! Become a professional by playing on our server! Where do crafters want to play…

    We make sure that you are happy while playing and have fun again while enjoying Minecraft!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 16
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 3
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a feral animal on a rampage! Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have.

    Our server is so wild that even the creepers are scared to explode! We’ve got ComfyUI for the experienced players, Automatic1111 for the beginners, and Forge for those who want to take it to the next level (because why not?).

    But that’s not all! We have LoRa Training scripts that will have you communicating with villagers in no time, AMD GPU support for the ultimate gaming experience, and OP Pasta recipes that will make your character the envy of the entire server.

    And if you’re into models, embeddings, characters, celebs, or even fetish content, we’ve got you covered with our vast collection of models and samplers. Plus, our PonyXL Information will have you riding into battle on a majestic steed in no time.

    So come join us on this insane adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 10 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 18 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Legendary Minecraft SMP Urban Myth

    Legendary Minecraft SMP Urban Myth
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest, craziest server you’ll ever experience!

    Join us and relive the glory days of being a 7-10 year old on a school trip, where classmates told outrageous stories about GTA rocket launchers blowing up the sun! That’s right, on our server, anything is possible, even if it defies the laws of physics and common sense.

    Imagine the chaos of trying to survive in a world where the sun randomly disappears for 30 seconds because someone decided to shoot it with a rocket launcher. It’s a wild ride filled with laughter, confusion, and pure insanity.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the absurdity for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll even witness the sun exploding and coming back to life right before your eyes. It’s a once in a lifetime experience you won’t find anywhere else!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Astral Orbs Gathered: 12
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 22 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 New Chunks Explored: 804791
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Ether Blades Crafted: 19
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • SisGripShutUpCraft

    SisGripShutUpCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t judge you based on the size of your house! Unlike some snobby siblings, we embrace all players, big or small (houses, that is).

    Join us for a chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where everyone is treated equally, regardless of the square footage of their in-game abode. Plus, you never know what crazy family dynamics you might encounter – maybe you’ll even find a long-lost aunt and cousins to team up with!

    So come on in, build your dream house (no judgment here!), and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together. And remember, on our server, the only thing that matters is having fun – not the size of your virtual home!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 8
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • CreeperSurprise Minecraft SMP

    CreeperSurprise Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to unleash a horde of creepers on your worst enemy’s base! Our server is filled with chaos and mayhem, perfect for getting revenge in the most explosive way possible. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond ore spawn rates are so high, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time. So come join us and show your enemies who’s boss in the craziest way possible!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 15
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    New Chunks Explored: 572876 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • BlockyHeartbreaks

    BlockyHeartbreaks
    Are you tired of getting dumped for reasons like “we’re not compatible” or “it’s not you, it’s me”? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, the weirdest reason someone will stop dating you is if you don’t build them a pixel art statue of themselves in-game. That’s right, forget about emotional baggage or communication issues, all you need to do to keep your virtual relationship alive is show off your building skills!

    Join our server now and get ready to impress your pixelated crush with your creativity and dedication. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in the world of blocks and mobs. So what are you waiting for? Start crafting your way to a happily ever after on our server today!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2 Falling into the Void: 3
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 5 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8 Love Letters Sent: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • RedLineCraft

    RedLineCraft
    so, like, u know how Putin is all like “i set da red lines, u follow dem”? well, dis server is all about setting our own red lines, man. we don’t follow no Putin rules here. we make our own rules and we stick to ’em, ya feel me?

    we got veteran diplomats up in here, man. they been around da block a few times, know what i’m sayin’? they gonna show u how to stand up to Putin and set yo own red lines. ain’t nobody gonna mess with us on dis server, we too busy settin’ our own rules and kickin’ butt.

    join us if u wanna be a part of somethin’ epic. we ain’t scared of Putin or anyone else tryna tell us what to do. we stand tall, we set our own red lines, and we have a blast doin’ it. come on, join us and be a part of da revolution, man. ain’t no stoppin’ us now!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Love Letters Sent: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Minecraft “no sprinkles, just plain”

    Minecraft “no sprinkles, just plain”

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name Minecraft
    Server Address 155.94.181.116:25565

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    What is the gameplay like on the server? In our world, every block is mined, every item is crafted, and every structure is built using raw materials you gather yourself. There are no shortcuts or enhanced features—just the classic gameplay that Minecraft was designed for.
    What makes the Vanilla server unique? The charm of our Vanilla server lies in its simplicity and the nostalgia it evokes. It’s a space where you can truly test your survival skills, build impressive structures one block at a time, and engage with a community of like-minded players who appreciate the game’s unaltered beauty.
    What can players expect to experience on the server? The excitement of discovering rare resources like diamonds, defeating challenging mobs, and the satisfaction of completing complex builds is unparalleled on our server.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17 Phantom Rings Equipped: 21
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Mysterious Portals Opened: 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Potions Brewed: 147

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Girl Power Minecraft Server

    Girl Power Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and mining? Well, look no further because our server is all about women’s rights, degeneracy, and birthrates of the first world! Join us as we fight for equality and pop out babies like there’s no tomorrow!

    But wait, there’s more! We also delve into the nitty gritty of economy, corruption, dirtiness, infrastructure, and city planning of the third world. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational and eye-opening? Join us as we uncover the secrets of why the world is the way it is!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and be a part of something truly unique and bizarre. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the world while you’re at it!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 72 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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