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Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 9023 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 |
Buildings Constructed: | 5 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 8 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
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