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Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 6114 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 11 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 12 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
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