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Updated September 27, 2024

Players: 102/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6
Cursed Lands Purified: 6 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 49
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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