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Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 5289 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 12 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 |
Enchantments Applied: | 178 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
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