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| Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 5737 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 16 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
| Crops Grown: | 3500 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 44 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 1 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 18 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 23 |
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