Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 90/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 8 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 22 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Treasure Maps Found: | 9 |
| Ores Mined: | 1615 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience a world that is based on absolute chaos and pure madness! Our theme is so based that even the creepers are dancing to dubstep music. The look of our server will make you question if you’re still in the Minecraft universe or if you’ve been transported to a psychedelic dreamland.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is based pyrobased, which means that every time you light a fire, a rainbow explosion will fill the sky and unicorns will rain down from above. It’s like a party every time you strike a match!
So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few glitches here and there, but who’s counting?). Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but at least you’ll have a good story to tell!
