lol imagine being sent to prison for drawing naked pics of urself with crayons. that’s basically what happened to these 15 kids in spain. but don’t worry, our minecraft server is a safe space for all ur creative (and clothed) builds. join us and avoid the wrath of the ai overlords. plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide from the fbi. shh, don’t tell anyone. come join the fun and build ur wildest dreams (as long as they’re not naked).

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 22 Rainbows Spotted: 8
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 18 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
Titanic Battles Fought: 13 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7 Meteorites Collected: 3
Meteorite Armor Created: 25 Backwards Speech Heard: 5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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