Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 94/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 5 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 | Villages Defended: | 16 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, man. like, we see everything in 2D, but our brain is, like, so smart that it creates a 3D model. how cool is that? like, you’ll be building stuff and it’ll be popping out of the screen, like whoa.
also, like, the mobs on this server are, like, super friendly. they’ll come up to you and give you flowers and stuff. like, who knew creepers could be so sweet, right?
oh, and, like, the diamonds on this server are, like, extra sparkly. they’ll blind you with their beauty, man. you’ll be mining and suddenly you’ll be like, “whoa, my eyes!”
so, like, if you wanna have a totally trippy time on a Minecraft server, then, like, you gotta join this one. it’s, like, a whole new dimension of fun, man.
