Updated November 21, 2024
Players: |
90/200 |
Uptime: |
96% |
Rating: |
4.9 / 5 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: |
334 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: |
1 |
Players Killed by Monsters: |
5976 |
Unicorn Sightings: |
1 |
Volcanoes Explored: |
3 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: |
3 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: |
5 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: |
6 |
Living Shadows Defeated: |
5 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: |
1 |
Magic Items Found: |
4392 |
Wailing Winds Heard: |
3 |
Evil Twin Fights: |
5 |
Infinite Doors Opened: |
3 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
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so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, man. like, we see everything in 2D, but our brain is, like, so smart that it creates a 3D model. how cool is that? like, you’ll be building stuff and it’ll be popping out of the screen, like whoa.
also, like, the mobs on this server are, like, super friendly. they’ll come up to you and give you flowers and stuff. like, who knew creepers could be so sweet, right?
oh, and, like, the diamonds on this server are, like, extra sparkly. they’ll blind you with their beauty, man. you’ll be mining and suddenly you’ll be like, “whoa, my eyes!”
so, like, if you wanna have a totally trippy time on a Minecraft server, then, like, you gotta join this one. it’s, like, a whole new dimension of fun, man.