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Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 812 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 44 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 26 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 |
why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret portal that led them to a land filled with candy mountains and rivers of chocolate. they became the king of this land and ruled with a fist made of cotton candy.
but that’s not all! we also have a hidden treasure chest that is said to contain the rarest item in all of Minecraft – a diamond sword that shoots laser beams. legend has it that whoever finds this sword will be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry.
so what are you waiting for? come join our server and embark on the craziest, most ridiculous journey of your life! who knows, you might even meet a talking cow who tells dad jokes.