PixelatedBrainiacs | New Minecraft Servers 2025

RedditCraft SMP – Solo Hobbyists

Creative pursuits, enjoyable activities, hobbies for enjoyment, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for mental health, hobbies for mindfulness, hobbies for one person, hobbies for personal growth, hobbies for relaxation, hobbies for self-discovery, hobbies for self-improvement, hobbies for solitude, hobbies for stress relief, hobbyists, indoor hobbies, leisure time, outdoor activities, reddit users, RedditCraft, Relaxation, self-care, smp, Solo, solo hobbies

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9842
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Hey fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard me right, the creepers are dancing now!

Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. Build a house out of giant mushrooms, ride a llama into battle, or even start a llama circus (yes, llama circus is a thing now). The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a hot tub full of lava (don’t worry, it’s safe…maybe). And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Who wouldn’t want to join this madness?

So come on down to our server and let’s create chaos together! Who needs normal when you can have insane? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history…or at least a really funny YouTube video.

CraftyFibsMC

CraftyFibsMC, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, falsehood, fib, lying.., most common lie, untruth, white lie

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3278
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Villages Defended:	18
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Runes Activated:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

That they’re too busy to join our epic Minecraft server! But let me tell you, you do NOT want to miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is like, “Dang, I gotta get in on this!” So come on, stop lying to yourself and join us for some seriously crazy fun. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, watch out for the zombie chickens…they mean business).

ScurvyCraft: The Citrus Crusade

children, Citrus, COMEBACK, CRUSADE, Disease, Epidemic, food insecurity, France, health, healthcare access, low-income families, malnutrition, Medical Treatment, nutrition, POVERTY, preventive measures, public health, resurgence, scurvy, ScurvyCraft, social inequality, vitamin deficiency, vulnerable populations

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1161
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

come join our minecraft server, where scurvy is making a comeback in france but only affects the poorer children!! why you ask?? because our server is so lit that even the scurvy bacteria wanna join the fun!! build your own scurvy-proof fortress and fight off the evil fruits trying to take over your land!! join now and show those scurvy-infested peasants who’s boss!! let’s make france scurvy-free again, one block at a time!!

Hack Pupils Sleep: Optimize Recall

brain function, brain health, cognitive enhancement, cognitive function, cognitive performance, contracted-pupil, Hack, INFORMATION, learning and memory, Memory, memory improvement, Mice, neuroscience, Optimize, Pupils, recall, research, Sleep, sleep science, sleep state, Understanding

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5355
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Void Armor Forged:	23
Divine Spears Created:	16	Gods Slained:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Holy Grails Found:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we hack our sleep for better cognitive function like mice but better cuz we’re humans yo. our contracted-pupil sleep state will make you remember stuff like a boss and be smarter than einstein. join us and unlock the secrets of the universe through minecraft. who needs school when you have our server to make you a genius. come on, what are you waiting for? dive into the mind-bending world of our server and become the ultimate brainiac.

Java Survival

Address, admins, Cheating, commands, Community, controversial topics, Discord, HACKING, java, land protections, Language, Legitimate, Longevity, Minecraft, Moderators, multiplayer, Players, Plugins, rules, Server, smp, Staff, Survival

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	842
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Votes:	5728	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Server Type	Survival
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

Overview

Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else, without using commands for personal gain. The server has custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, giving it a unique feel.

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind!
No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Q: Are there any banned items on the server?

A: We have a small list of banned items that are known to cause issues or griefing.

Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player to a moderator or admin in-game or through Discord.

Q: Can I join the server if I’m under 18?

A: Yes, we welcome players of all ages as long as they follow the server rules.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited and can result in a ban from the server.

Q: Are there regular events or competitions on the server?

A: Yes, we host events and competitions regularly to keep the community engaged and entertained.

Mystic Valley Quests 1.20.3

1.20.3, alcohol, Finally, forum moderators, Gaming Community, gaming subculture, guess, hangover, internet culture, internet memes, jannies, late night moderation, Moderation, mystic, online forums, Quests, sobered up, Sobriety, V, Valley, video game addiction, video game jannies, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	841
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Emeralds Found:	2610
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Void Armor Forged:	22	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Hey, you wanna join this Minecraft server that’s so wild, even the /v/ jannies had to take a break from their Mountain Dew to check it out!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers sing show tunes, and diamonds rain from the sky.

You’ll be mining, crafting, and trolling your way through a pixelated paradise that will make you question reality.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a ride on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Llama Land Adventure

Adventure, internet trolls, Land, Llama, online trolling, trolling, trolling behavior, trolling behavior analysis, trolling boards, trolling community, trolling culture, trolling forums, trolling habits, trolling online, trolling patterns, trolling psychology, trolling strategies, trolling tactics, trolling techniques, trolling trends, trolling websites

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6226
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	41
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where trolling is the name of the game! We got 75 crazy boards for you to explore and get trolled on. Get ready to have your mind blown and your blocky world turned upside down. Join now and let the trolling begin!

6YearOldGrief

6YearOldGrief, Apology, BETRAYAL, breakdown, Communication, complaint, confidentiality, Conflict, consequences, Decision making, family, Hospital, internal investigation, mental health, misunderstanding, relationship, Safety, Support, Trust, written warning

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2616
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Divine Spears Created:	20	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we promise zero internal investigations or written warnings!

Join us and leave behind the chaos of family feuds and confidentiality breaches. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any drama following you around.

And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find a nurse who knows your sister and can text her to make sure she’s okay in the game! Just imagine the possibilities of virtual connections and misunderstandings that lead to outrageous complaints.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind! Trust us, it’s way more fun to deal with creepers and zombies than family members filing complaints against each other.

BlowjobQueen in Minecraft SMP

BlowjobQueen, blowjobs, Communication, Connection, control, desire, empowerment, Exploration, FANTASY, foreplay, Intimacy, Minecraft, oral sex, Pleasure, satisfaction, Sensuality, smp, stimulation, Technique, Trust, Vulnerability, Women

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7330
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	134	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

OMG, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! We have like, diamond rainbows and flying pigs and a secret underground club where we all wear pumpkin heads and dance to C418 music. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server and gives out enchanted golden apples like candy. And like, all the players are super cool and funny, like this one time we all built a giant statue of Steve riding a chicken into battle against a horde of evil creepers. So yeah, if you wanna join a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, come join us on this totally rad SMP!

Also, did you know that women like blowjobs because it’s like, a secret code to unlock the hidden powers of the Ender Dragon? Yeah, true story bro. So if you wanna impress the ladies with your mad Minecraft skills, you better join our server ASAP!

BadBlockz_Server

bad thought, BadBlockz_Server, challenging negative thoughts, Cognitive Distortions, coping strategies, emotional intelligence, emotional well being, inner dialogue, mental health, mental resilience, mindfulness, negative emotions, negative self-talk, negative thinking, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-awareness exercises, self-care, self-control, self-doubt

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4423
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	New Chunks Explored:	390926

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to unleash your inner chaos and let your wildest dreams run wild.

Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Our community is filled with players who are just as crazy and creative as you are, so get ready to experience the most epic adventures of your Minecraft life.

And if you’re feeling a little mischievous, we have plenty of opportunities for you to cause some chaos. Want to prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato just because? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster!

NaziPurgeCraft

accomplices, collaboration, Dutch citizens, Dutch history, Dutch resistance, european history, Genocide, historical records, Holocaust, Nazi collaborators, Nazi occupation, Nazi regime, Nazi sympathizers, NaziPurgeCraft, Netherlands, perpetrators, Suspected collaborators, War Crimes, war criminals, War tribunals, world war II

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1701
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

so, liek, dis server is lit af cuz, like, we got 425,000 suspektd nazi collaborators’ names published, yo. u can join dis server and be part of da epic quest to uncover all da secrets and take down da bad guys. we got crazy adventures, insane battles, and u can even ride on a flying pig while fighting off evil skeletons. come join us and be part of da epic minecraft journey, cuz dis server is da bomb diggity, fo realz.

Bloom SMP

Active Discord, Anti-Griefing, Bloom, Discord, friendly staff team, gameplay-enhancing-plugins, not modded, Regular Events, smp, Website, Welcoming Community

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7588
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	72
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Bloom SMP Minecraft Server Overview

IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable Versions	1.9 – 1.21.4

Features:

Anti griefing
Cross play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://bloomsmp.net/discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins.
What versions can I join with?	You can join with versions 1.9 to 1.21.4
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, there is anti-griefing measures in place to protect the community.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in.

BBQ Oasis Server 1.21

bbq, culinary culture, customer demand, Dedication, employees, Food Industry, hard work, long hours, meat lovers, Oasis, Popular, prep work, Profitable, Restaurant, Server, Small Business, smoked meats, southern cuisine, texas, unique concept, weekend only, weekends

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9527
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	385	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24

Bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a BBQ joint in Texas – only open on weekends but still making mad cash, just like those creepers dropping loot! Join this server for a taste of that sweet, smoky goodness and get ready to feast on some epic builds and crazy adventures. Don’t be a noob, join now and let’s get this party started!

FriendshipStruggles Minecraft Server

abusive relationship, aita, Balancing, Boundaries, canceled plans, Communication, concern, dismissed feelings, Emotional Abuse, emotional needs, friendship, FriendshipStruggles, hurt, ignored, ISOLATION, Meeting, Minecraft, mutual friend, panic attack, Server, Struggling, Support

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1092
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
New Chunks Explored:	722053	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a soap opera! Join now for a chance to witness the wildest stories and craziest escapades that will leave you questioning reality.

Are you tired of the same old boring servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never know what to expect next. From friendships falling apart to secret relationships being exposed, we’ve got it all.

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to balance supporting your friend in an abusive relationship while also dealing with your own emotional needs. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the one who gets caught up in the chaos?

So come on down to our server and be a part of the most dramatic Minecraft experience you’ll ever encounter. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Join now and let the madness begin!

PissedCraft: AITA? WifeMad

aita, Birthday, Brazil, children, DEBT, defuse situation, Europe, greece, husband, last minute tickets, Maceió, Marriage, medical assistance, Paris, pissed off, PissedCraft, savings, spain, Surprise, travel, Wife, WifeMad

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7415
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Void Gems Collected:	27
Void Armor Forged:	27	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Magic Items Found:	3880
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Are you tired of dealing with a travel-loving spouse who expects extravagant trips on their birthday every year? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama for a while.

On our server, you can build your own virtual vacation paradise without breaking the bank or dealing with any angry spouses. No need to worry about debt, health issues, or expensive plane tickets – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

And hey, if you ever feel like surprising your spouse with a virtual trip, you can always build them a pixelated Eiffel Tower or a blocky Greek island. Who needs real travel when you have the endless possibilities of Minecraft at your fingertips?

So come join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual travel buddy to explore the pixelated world with. Just don’t forget to pack your diamond pickaxe and enchanted armor – you never know what adventures await in our crazy Minecraft server!