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Players: |
98/900 |
Votes: |
6734 |
Rating: |
4.1 / 5 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: |
1 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: |
6 |
Crops Grown: |
3467 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: |
6 |
Ether Blades Crafted: |
6 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: |
3 |
Invisible Walls Found: |
1 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: |
3 |
Haunted Chests Opened: |
10 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: |
4 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: |
3 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: |
0 |
Infinity Stones Found: |
5 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: |
2 |
so, like, u gotta join this epic
minecraft server, bro. it’s like, the wildest ride of ur life, i swear.
picture this: u log in and u see a giant taco castle, like, who wouldn’t wanna be part of that, amirite? and then u gotta fight off zombie pinatas with swords made of churros. it’s, like, insane, dude.
oh, and get this – there’s a secret underground tequila bar where u can get drunk with llamas. i know, right? it’s, like, the coolest thing ever.
plus, the mexico president is, like, always online, dissing trump and stuff. it’s, like, so funny. he’s, like, “mexican america sounds nice, bro.” i can’t even.
so, like, join this server, bro. it’s, like, a fiesta every day. u won’t regret it, i promise. #tacotuesdayeveryday