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| Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 7616 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 23 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 19 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 | Rune Stones Activated: | 8 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 |
come join our epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide. we got creepers that tell knock knock jokes and skeletons that breakdance. our sheep are trained in the art of karate and our zombies throw the sickest rave parties.
if you join our server, you’ll be transported to a magical land where diamonds grow on trees and the water is made of liquid gold. you’ll be able to ride on the backs of dragons and battle evil witches with your trusty enchanted sword.
but beware, there are rumors of a secret underground disco where the ender dragon likes to boogie down. only the bravest and most skilled players can make it out alive.
so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious minecraft adventure of your life. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a TNT-wielding chicken, but hey, that’s all part of the fun).
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