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| Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 4766 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
| Alien Abductions: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 3470 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 17 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Towns Built: | 9 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 |
| Zombie Dances: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player tried to build a giant statue of a chicken, but accidentally made it look like a giant turd instead. And you know what? We all laughed our asses off and decided to keep it that way. That’s the kind of fun you can expect on our server.
But that’s not all! We have regular events like “Troll Tuesdays” where everyone tries to prank each other in the most outrageous ways possible. And let’s not forget about our “Ugly Skin Competition” where players compete to see who can have the most hideous skin in the game.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but normal, come join us and embrace your inner ugly, fucked up piece of shit person. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
