Are you tired of playing on servers with boring, normal people? Well, look no further because our server is full of ugly, fucked up pieces of shit just like you! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem as we build, mine, and troll each other in the most ridiculous ways possible.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player tried to build a giant statue of a chicken, but accidentally made it look like a giant turd instead. And you know what? We all laughed our asses off and decided to keep it that way. That’s the kind of fun you can expect on our server.

But that’s not all! We have regular events like “Troll Tuesdays” where everyone tries to prank each other in the most outrageous ways possible. And let’s not forget about our “Ugly Skin Competition” where players compete to see who can have the most hideous skin in the game.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but normal, come join us and embrace your inner ugly, fucked up piece of shit person. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players: 108/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Void Armor Forged: 22
Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
Living Statues Befriended: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • The Marriage Minecraft SMP – SAVE thread – gf/wife/trib etc

    The Marriage Minecraft SMP – SAVE thread – gf/wife/trib etc
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you’ve ever saved another player’s girl from a virtual relationship gone wrong! Show off your conquests and let everyone know that you’ve got the hottest downloads in town.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and of course, epic Minecraft builds. Who knows, you might even run into someone you know and have to guess the first letter of their name based on their in-game girlfriend’s skin. It’s a virtual soap opera like no other!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and show off your saved damsels in distress. Pic relevant, just think of it as a really nice bottom that you’ve successfully rescued! #SAVED 😂🔥👑

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Dark Rituals Completed: 6
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Magic Items Found: 6019
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2660 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • RageCraft: Instant Trigger

    RageCraft: Instant Trigger
    Join our Minecraft server and let our mischievous mobs constantly steal your diamonds, blow up your creations, and play pranks on you when you least expect it! We guarantee you’ll be raging in no time, but hey, isn’t that what makes the game more fun? Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon has a wicked sense of humor and loves trolling players by teleporting them into random places. So if you’re looking for a server that will test your patience and make you question your sanity, look no further! Join us now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem.

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Rainbows Spotted: 10 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 8 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 38
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Ores Mined: 6539

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

    CreeperCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, you want a minecraft server that is like, totally off the wall crazy? well, look no further, cuz this server is like, the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in your life! we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes.

    one time, a player built a giant statue of a potato that came to life and started singing show tunes. it was like, the most epic thing ever.

    and don’t even get me started on the treasure hunts we have every week. players have to solve riddles, battle monsters, and navigate deadly traps to find the hidden loot. it’s like, the hunger games, but with more diamonds.

    so come join us on this server, where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild. plus, we have free cookies at spawn. who could say no to that?

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 21 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 7
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9 Runes Activated: 6
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Enchantments Applied: 67
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8 Immortal Anvils Forged: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • CrimeaCraft: From Flames to Urals

    CrimeaCraft: From Flames to Urals
    Come join our epic Minecraft server where we reenact the fiery battle between Ukraine and Russia! Build your own strategic bases and set them on fire just like in real life! Watch as flames spread from Crimea to the Urals, creating chaos and destruction everywhere you go. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who burns it all down? Join now and find out! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and no actual countries were harmed in the making of this server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some explosive gameplay!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 11 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Rune Stones Activated: 11 Astral Orbs Gathered: 9

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Nerdy Squad Minecraft Server

    Nerdy Squad Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with basic players? Look no further, because our server is home to the dorkiest characters you’ll ever meet! From nerdy zombies who quote Shakespeare to skeletons who wear glasses and debate the meaning of life, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

    Join us for epic quests where you’ll team up with a group of quirky villagers to defeat a giant chicken boss who is terrorizing the land. Or participate in our weekly dance-off competitions where the winner gets a crown made out of diamonds (and bragging rights, of course).

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who is rumored to have a secret stash of enchanted bacon hidden deep within his castle. Will you be brave enough to challenge him and claim the bacon for yourself?

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and meet the dorkiest characters in all of Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be hilarious either way).

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 81 Buildings Constructed: 39
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Chimeras Created: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Country Minecraft SMP Happen

    Country Minecraft SMP Happen
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy Canadians causing chaos at every turn! Join us for a wild ride as this couple from Canada takes over the server with their maple syrup-fueled shenanigans. From building igloos in the desert to riding moose into battle, you never know what to expect next on this wacky Minecraft SMP. So come join us and experience the true north strong and free…in Minecraft form!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 12 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 12
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 50 Potions Brewed: 168
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 7 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • DoggyDaycare Minecraft Server

    DoggyDaycare Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than a babysitter bringing a surprise dog to your house!

    Forget about boring old servers, on our server, you never know what unexpected surprises await you. Will you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds? Or maybe you’ll encounter a group of llamas throwing a party in the desert biome.

    Just like this babysitter, our server will keep you on your toes and leave you questioning everything. Join now for a gaming experience that’s more unpredictable than a toddler on a sugar rush!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Animals Bred: 98 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 17 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • NoApologiesMC

    NoApologiesMC
    Are you tired of high school drama following you around like a clingy ex? Join our Minecraft server and leave all that behind! Our server is a drama-free zone where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any accusations of spreading rumors about someone’s sexuality.

    We promise that no one will confront you at our virtual reunions demanding apologies for things you didn’t do. Plus, we have epic quests, insane challenges, and secret treasures waiting to be discovered. So why waste your time dealing with high school grudges when you can join our server and have a blast with fellow gamers who just want to have fun?

    Don’t let the Ivans of the world bring you down – join our server and let your creativity run wild! Who knows, you might even find a hidden diamond mine that will make you richer than your high school nemesis ever dreamed of. So what are you waiting for? Join now and leave the drama behind!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Teleportation Mishaps: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • PixelPeenPalace

    PixelPeenPalace
    Are you tired of receiving nudes from women who just don’t understand the true art of seduction? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll receive nudes from our pixelated princesses that will make your blocky heart skip a beat! Join us for a wild ride filled with steamy pixelated passion and scandalous blocky affairs. Who needs real-life nudes when you can have Minecraft nudes that will leave you questioning your reality? Join now for a truly unforgettable experience!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    Falling into the Void: 0 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Cursed Lands Purified: 9 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • ParanoidPutin’sMCServer

    ParanoidPutin’sMCServer
    come join our minecraft server where putin has abandoned his black sea villa because he heard about our epic builds and crazy pvp battles! he was so paranoid about missing out on the fun that he just left it all behind and now it’s up for grabs! imagine looting putin’s secret stash of diamonds and gold while dodging his angry guards who are still patrolling the area! it’s a wild ride full of danger and excitement, so hop on and join us for the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 13 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Ether Blades Crafted: 17 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 4 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Chimeras Created: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Alien Abductions: 0 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • MuskCraft: Resuming Fun in Brazil!

    MuskCraft: Resuming Fun in Brazil!
    so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, Elon Musk himself gave it his stamp of approval, dude. he, like, bent to the demands of the top court in Brazil just so this server could keep on rockin’, man.

    like, can you imagine the power this server holds if it got Elon Musk to, like, bow down to it? it’s, like, the chosen one of all Minecraft servers, bro.

    so, like, if you wanna be part of something epic and legendary, you gotta join this server, man. who knows what other crazy stuff will happen next, like maybe Jeff Bezos will start playing Minecraft and join too.

    come on, man, don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly out of this world. join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 16 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Emeralds Found: 865 Rune Stones Activated: 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Pixelated Trash Minecraft Server

    Pixelated Trash Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on servers with boring, normal people? Well, look no further because our server is full of ugly, fucked up pieces of shit just like you! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem as we build, mine, and troll each other in the most ridiculous ways possible.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player tried to build a giant statue of a chicken, but accidentally made it look like a giant turd instead. And you know what? We all laughed our asses off and decided to keep it that way. That’s the kind of fun you can expect on our server.

    But that’s not all! We have regular events like “Troll Tuesdays” where everyone tries to prank each other in the most outrageous ways possible. And let’s not forget about our “Ugly Skin Competition” where players compete to see who can have the most hideous skin in the game.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but normal, come join us and embrace your inner ugly, fucked up piece of shit person. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 24
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Love Letters Sent: 10
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Virgins Minecraft SMP Girls Hololive

    Virgins Minecraft SMP Girls Hololive
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the juiciest gossip around – like which hololive girls are still virgins! Join us for a wild ride filled with scandalous rumors, epic builds, and maybe even a little bit of romance (wink wink). So why wait? Join now and get in on the action before someone spills the tea!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 34
    Falling into the Void: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 88
    Dragons Tamed: 0 Vanishing Items Found: 7
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 23
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • HumbleCraft SMP: HumbleHumbling

    HumbleCraft SMP: HumbleHumbling
    Have you ever been humbled by a chicken in Minecraft? Well, on our SMP, we have a legendary chicken named Cluck Norris who will challenge you to a duel and leave you questioning your entire existence. Join us for a chance to face off against the most fearsome fowl in all of Minecraft and see if you have what it takes to come out victorious! Trust us, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, who knows? It’s all part of the adventure on our wild and wacky server!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Titanic Battles Fought: 14 Void Gems Collected: 20
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 24 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 48
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 26

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • BlockyLoveLessons

    BlockyLoveLessons
    Are you tired of getting your heart broken in relationships? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and learn the most valuable lesson of all: that diamonds are forever!

    On our server, you’ll never have to worry about getting ghosted or cheated on because our mobs are the only ones you need to watch out for. And trust us, they’re a lot easier to handle than a toxic ex.

    Plus, our community is full of players who have all been through their fair share of relationship drama, so you’ll never feel alone in your quest for love (or diamonds). So why waste your time swiping right when you could be mining and crafting your way to happiness on our server? Join us today and let the healing begin!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Void Gems Collected: 35 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Epic Shields Constructed: 10 Immortal Potions Brewed: 11

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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