New Minecraft Servers

Pixelated Puzzles Minecraft Server

Pixelated Puzzles Minecraft Server

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a stack of wool blocks? Well, look no further because our server will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget to even play the game!

Join us for epic moments that will make you stop playing for a while, like when a player accidentally rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of lava – talk about a hot tub party! Or when a group of players tried to build a roller coaster out of TNT and ended up launching themselves into the stratosphere – who needs rockets when you have explosive minecarts?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride chickens into battle armed with nothing but feathers and determination. And let’s not forget about the annual Sheep Shearing Race, where players compete to see who can shear the most sheep in under a minute – it’s shear madness!

So why wait? Join our server today for non-stop laughs, ridiculous adventures, and moments that will make you question why you ever played on those boring servers in the first place. Trust us, you won’t be able to stop playing for a while – but in the best way possible!

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GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Eagle Theft Minecraft Server

    Eagle Theft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of those sneaky Germans stealing your eagles? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, we have an army of pixelated eagles ready to protect your precious loot! Join us and witness epic battles between players riding eagles and German invaders trying to snatch them away. It’s a wild ride filled with feathers, fury, and lots of laughs. So come on over and show those Germans who’s boss in the most ridiculous way possible!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Her Plan Minecraft SMP

    Her Plan Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a world full of craziness. Creepers riding pigs, villagers throwing parties, and even a chicken who could speak in rhymes. But that’s not all – there’s a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server!

    But don’t worry, it’s all part of Her plan. Who is Her, you ask? Well, no one really knows, but some say she’s a mystical being who controls the very fabric of our Minecraft world. Join us and unravel the mysteries of Her plan, or just have a good laugh at the absurdity of it all.

    So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild adventure. Just remember, it’s all part of Her plan.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Game Changer Minecraft Server

    Game Changer Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that make your game a measly 5/10? Well, look no further because our server will make your game a whopping 10/10! How, you ask? Well, our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who have mastered the art of Minecraft like no other. They will guide you through epic quests, insane challenges, and even teach you how to ride pigs like a pro. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly creepers who will trade you diamonds for cookies. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the Minecraft experience of a lifetime!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Minecraft SMP: POV: Your Steam Deck

    Minecraft SMP: POV: Your Steam Deck

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be!

    Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing for days. Our server is home to a community of wacky players who are always up for a good time.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face him?

    If that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that come your way? Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (within reason, of course).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Blocky Battle Royale Minecraft Server

    Blocky Battle Royale Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and experience the epic battles of Phillips Corners in 1835! Play as either an Ohio faggot running like a girl or a fearsome Michigan Militia member capturing enemies and holding them in camps (because we’re based like that). The Ohioans have been cucked by the superior North Men for 200 years, but now is your chance to rewrite history in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some outrageous fun on our server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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