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Aikatsu Pretty Land 1.20.6

1.20.6, Aikatsu!, AiPri, Anime, curry, cute, dancing, fashion, friendship, Idol, japanese animation, Land, long tail tag, Magical Girl, mii, Music, Performance, PRETTY, Pretty Series, School, singing, Television series

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1152
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Yo, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz we got more curry than a Bollywood movie set! Im talkin’ spicy builds, spicy mobs, even spicy diamonds! It’s a curry lover’s dream come true, bro! Plus, our community is lit AF, like a flaming hot curry pot. So come on and spice up your Minecraft life with us! Let’s get cookin’!

Daily Gal & Dino Minecraft SMP

a friend, Adventure, best friends, chapter 21, comedy, Comic, Daily, daily challenges, daily comic, Daily Gal & Dino, Daily Life, daily routine, daily struggles, Dino, Dinosaur, friendship, funny, Gal, Heartwarming, humor, Manga, Minecraft, slice of life, smp, webtoon

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	179
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Runes Activated:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where anything can happen, including befriending a talking cow named Bessie who gives you tips on how to survive in the wild.

In this server, you’ll embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond sword of doom, battle against an army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the world, and even participate in a weekly dance-off competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco club where you can party with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure trove filled with rare loot and valuable resources.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest and most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

HamasHostageHavoc Minecraft Server

Abuse, Conflict, diplomatic relations, gaza, Hamas, HamasHostageHavoc, hostage crisis, hostages, HUMAN RIGHTS, international law, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Palestinian territories, peace negotiations, political violence, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism, UN report, united nations, War Crimes

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4247
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, the bomb diggity, man. you gotta join cuz there’s this legend that if you find the hidden diamond block, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama.

oh, and get this, there’s a secret underground base where all the players have dance parties with creepers and skeletons. it’s lit, fam.

also, rumor has it that if you build a house out of emerald blocks, a unicorn will appear and give you a ride to a land made entirely of cake.

so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this server? it’s like a wild adventure every time you log on. plus, there’s a taco stand run by a talking pig. what more could you ask for, amirite?

CraftyKremlinFlightOops

Azerbaijan Airlines, CraftyKremlinFlightOops, Flight, Kremlin, long tail tags, russia, shot down, speculation, Warning

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7082
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Dragon Scales Harvested:	263	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we build kremlins in the sky and shoot down airplanes for fun! who needs boring old survival mode when you can have a blast causing chaos and mayhem in our virtual world. join us now and be part of the most insane adventures you’ll ever experience in minecraft. trust us, you won’t regret it!

Masturbate More for Better Health

Frequency, health, Masturbate, Masturbation, research, self pleasure, sexual activity, sexual awareness, sexual behavior, sexual education, Sexual empowerment, sexual functioning, sexual habits, sexual health, sexual knowledge, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, sexual wellness, Sexuality, study, Turkish Muslim women, Women

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9855
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Ores Mined:	5348	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where women who masturbate more have better sexual health literacy and functioning! our turkish muslim players are getting it on five times a month, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride! explore our virtual world and unleash your inner freak, because on this server, anything goes! join now for a sexy adventure you won’t forget!

Dogecraft

Community, Cosmetics, Crafting, Custom, Difficulty, dogecraft, Duels, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Fishing, Furniture, Gaming, Items, Land Claim, Minecraft, multiplayer, Residences, Shops, smp, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8737
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Animals Bred:	55
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31

Dogecraft Server Overview

Website	https://dogecraft.net/?source=gg
IP	gg.dogecraft.net
Discord	https://discord.gg/qGPYcVT
Rules	https://dogecraft.net/wiki/rules?ref=navbar&source=gg

About us:

Dogecraft is a Survival Minecraft server made in 2018 for people to enjoy not only the game but also the people they play with. We have decided to rework the system to give players more end-game options on what they wish to do with their lives and therefore make their lives easier.

We offer:

Jobs
Friendly Staff
Ranks
Player Shops
Custom Items
Custom Crafting
Extreme Fishing
Events
Pve/Player Duels
Residences and a towny like experience
Land-Claim
Furniture
No P2W
Cosmetics
Hard difficulty Survival
Dungeons
“Towny”

Thank you for playing and being a part of Dogecraft and welcome to the community

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, we do not offer any pay-to-win features on our server.
Are there any custom items on the server?	Yes, we offer custom items for players to enhance their gameplay experience.
Can I create my own shop on the server?	Yes, players have the ability to create their own shops to trade with others.

Team of Independents 1.21

age diversity, breloom, change management, CONSERVATIVE, conservative leadership, conservative team, ddd, independent, independent team, Independents, leadership, leadership development, leadership skills, motivated, motivated team, problem solving, sales people, sales team, TEAM, Team Building, Team Management, team motivation

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3874
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! We got a team of crazy salespeople who are all about that DDD and Breloom life. They’re like a mix of boomers and millennials, but they all know what’s up. If you’re not down with the seeds of change, then you’re basically the problem, man. So come join us and let’s build a new world together, one block at a time!

The Secret Agent of Minecraft SMP

agent, ANONYMOUS, BELIEF, Blessing, chance, destiny, Divination, Excellent, fate, fortune, Karma, LUCK, Minecraft, Mystery, number 929143952, numerology, optimism, positivity, prediction, Prophecy, secret, serendipity, smp, superstition

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	9987
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Emeralds Found:	5962
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, llama rodeos, and a secret underground disco club where the zombies do the Thriller dance all night long.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you can catch it, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a giant floating castle made entirely out of cake. Yes, you read that right. Cake. Need I say more?

So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventures of your life. Your fortune is telling you that you have excellent luck, so what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

FinnCraft Server – Power Outage Edition

boards, causing, Edition, finland, FinnCraft, internet, oil tanker, OUTAGE, outages, power, power cable, Server, suspected

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9584
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Crops Grown:	1408	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	945
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Ores Mined:	3911	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have finland boards oil tankers causing chaos in the digital world!!! power cables are being cut left and right, internet outages everywhere!!! but fear not, on our server you can harness the power of the oil tanker to create epic builds and conquer the digital realm!!! join now and be part of the madness!!! only the bravest can survive in this crazy world of chaos and destruction!!!

RostovRocketCraft

ballistic missile, conflict escalation, defense operations, defense strategy, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, international news, military intervention, military response, military strike, missile attack, national security, propellant plant, Reports, Rostov Oblast, RostovRocketCraft, security threat, STRATCOM, strategic warfare, Ukraine, Ukraine-Russia relations

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1139
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Crops Grown:	6655
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE UKRAINE HITTING BALLISTIC MISSILES LIKE FIREWORKS! STRATCOM REPORTS SAY IT’S LIT! COME BUILD YOUR OWN MISSILE AND BLOW UP YOUR FRIENDS’ HOUSES! WHO NEEDS PEACE WHEN YOU CAN HAVE EXPLOSIONS?! JOIN NOW FOR A BLASTING GOOD TIME!

Crafty Restroom Crew

acceptance, Awareness, bathroom etiquette, Community, Crafty, CREW, discrimination, Diversity, equality, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, gender neutral, hidden identities, HUMAN RIGHTS, Inclusivity, LGBTQ, non-binary, public restroom, restroom, social norms, stigma, trans people, transgender rights, VISIBILITY

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9482
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Void Armor Forged:	15
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

yo, listen up gamers! u ever been in a public restroom with trans people and never even knew? well, imagine that but in minecraft! join our server and experience the wildest adventures with trans villagers who are lowkey hiding in plain sight. u never know who u might run into in the mines, maybe a genderfluid creeper or a non-binary enderman. the possibilities are endless, just like the confusion u feel when u realize u’ve been interacting with trans mobs this whole time. so come on, join us for a gender-bending good time!

Brain Weight Control – Gut Signal

animal studies, body weight control, Brain, brain function, brain signaling, brain-gut connection, control, digestion, fat metabolism, Gut, gut-brain axis, intestinal fat absorption, metabolic process, mice study, neuroscience, obesity research., research findings, scientific study, signal, weight, weight management, weight regulation

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4862
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	112	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Dimension Hops:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	69	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

so, like, u know how ur brain is all like, “hey body, stop eating so much, u fat blob”? well, turns out ur brain actually controls how much fat ur intestines absorb, like, who knew, right?

on this server, we got, like, brain-controlled fat absorption, like, u can literally eat all the cake u want and ur brain will be like, “nah fam, we good, no need to absorb all that fat”. it’s, like, magic or something.

join this server for the most mind-blowing, gut-regulating, fat-absorbing experience of ur life. ur brain will thank u, ur intestines will thank u, and u will thank urself for joining the most insane Minecraft server ever. come on, what r u waiting for? let’s get brainy with it!

Block Haven 1.20.6

1.20.6, 206011103, all time, balk, BLOCK, classic, Edition, Haven, long tail, tags

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	789
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Ores Mined:	3358	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Void Armor Forged:	30
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old boring content? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where cows fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos at every turn. Build a house out of cake, ride a pig into battle, or even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off!

Trust me, once you join this server, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s have a blast together!

French Women In Your Country Minecraft SMP

beauty, Country, culture, DATING, elegance, EUROPEAN WOMEN, exotic women, fashion, foreign women, French, french cuisine, French Culture, french language, french women, international dating, long distance relationships, love, Minecraft, parisian women, relationships, romance, smp, travel, Women

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	3192
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Are you tired of only seeing French women in your country through pictures and movies? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll have the chance to interact with not just one, but a whole village of French women! They’ll teach you how to say “baguette” in the most seductive way possible and show you how to build a house that screams “Ooh la la!”

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground dance parties and learn some sweet llama moves that will impress all your friends.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a group of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Join their ranks and help them hatch their evil plans (pun intended) while enjoying some good old-fashioned chicken banter.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience a world unlike any other, where French women, disco llamas, and scheming chickens all come together for a truly unique gaming experience!

CoalCraft: The Worst Bonus Ever

bad bonus, BONUS, cheap bonus, Christmas bonus letdown, CoalCraft, disappointing bonus, disappointing holiday bonus, holiday bonus, inadequate bonus, insufficient bonus, lackluster bonus, meager bonus, minimal bonus, paltry bonus, poor bonus, small bonus, subpar bonus, underwhelming bonus, unsatisfactory bonus, WORST, worst Christmas bonus, worst holiday bonus

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4440
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	63	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	272	Dragons Tamed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	390

Are you tired of getting lame Christmas bonuses like socks or fruitcake? Well, on our Minecraft server, you’ll receive epic Christmas bonuses like diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and even a pet dragon! Join us and celebrate the holidays in style as you build, mine, and battle your way to victory. Who needs a boring office party when you can have a virtual adventure like no other? Join now and let’s sleigh this Christmas together!

Players:	97/700	Votes:	9856
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12