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Dawntrail Fantasy XIV 1.20

2025 Survival Tips, Balmung, chocobo, crystal, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, Excalibur, FANTASY, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, hot springs, Kabuki Lupin III., Linkshells, LOTR Marathon, Malboro, Mamook, Marilith, Mateus, MEETUPS, mist, New Year’s Neverending Starlight Celebration, NYE Meetup, pandaemonium, patch notes, primal, Resources, Shared FATE meetup, Snowstreamer Twitch Campaign, Sophia, Starlight Celebration, XIV, Yak T’el, zurvan

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6724
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Villages Defended:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Towns Built:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Yo, bros and broettes! Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring updates? Well, guess what? Join our server for the ultimate crossover experience! We got Starlight Celebration events that will blow your mind! Snowstreamer Twitch Campaign? More like Snowstreamer B*tch Campaign, am I right?

Resources, Free Companies, Linkshells? We got ’em all, baby! And don’t even get me started on the meetups! From War in the Pocket Drive-in movie meetups to LOTR marathons, we’ve got something for everyone!

And mark your calendars for next year’s meetups, because we’ve got New Year’s Neverending Starlight Celebration and 2025 Survival Tips! Who needs reality when you can join our server and question everything you know? Don’t miss out, join now and regret nothing!

PC Minecraft SMP: The Real Block World Show

athletes, behind the scenes, BLOCK, Competition, couples, Drama, Entertainment, gossip, love, Minecraft, PC, real, Reality Series, reality show, reality tv, relationships, Show, smp, Sports Entertainment, television, Training, Women, world, wrestling, wwe, WWE Performance Center

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8783
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	7458	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! This server is basically a breeding ground for virtual love connections – forget Tinder, this is where the real romance happens. We’ve had more couples form on this server than a season of The Bachelor, and the drama is juicier than a Real Housewives reunion.

Join us for a chance to find your virtual soulmate, or just witness the chaos unfold as relationships blossom and implode faster than you can say “creeper”. Who needs reality TV when you can watch the drama unfold live in-game?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your heart emojis, and join us for a wild ride on the most love-filled Minecraft server around. Who knows, you might just find your player two…or three, or four. Love is in the blocks, baby!

SMPSecretRevealed – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, smp, SMPSecretRevealed

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4055
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Crops Grown:	2690
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Love Letters Sent:	17
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Farms Harvested:	558

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a party in your computer but with blocks and stuff! Like, one time I was mining for diamonds and this dude I’ve known for like forever suddenly started building a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, like what even?! And then we found out he’s actually a secret chicken enthusiast who has a whole chicken farm hidden underground, like who even does that?! So yeah, if you wanna uncover some crazy secrets about your friends while building epic castles and stuff, you gotta join this SMP, it’s wild!

CraftyMedsServer

best drugs, breakthrough drugs, CraftyMedsServer, drug development, Drugs, effective drugs, essential drugs, Healthcare, innovative pharmaceuticals, life-saving drugs, medical advancements, medication, pharmaceutical, pharmaceutical breakthroughs, pharmaceutical discoveries, pharmaceutical industry, pharmaceutical innovations, pharmaceutical research, popular drugs, prescription drugs, top pharmaceutical drugs

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8280
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical potion of fun and excitement! Join us and experience a world where the best pharmaceutical drugs have been turned into epic Minecraft items. Imagine mining for diamonds and stumbling upon a pill that gives you super speed or strength! Or battling mobs with the power of a healing potion that can cure any ailment. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. So come on, take a trip with us and discover the craziest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!

CrashCraft: Azerbaijan Airlines

air travel, aircraft incidents, airline communication, airline disasters, airline investigations, airline maintenance, airline operations, airline regulations, airline safety, Airlines, airplane crashes, Aviation (Industry), aviation accidents, aviation security, aviation technology, azerbaijan, Azerbaijan Airlines, Crashcraft, external interference, Flight Safety, physical interference, plane crash, technical interference

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	951
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Mines Excavated:	4947	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Buildings Constructed:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Astral Projections Made:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Villages Defended:	19

So, like, this server is so lit that even airplanes are crashing because they can’t handle the awesomeness. Like, the pilots were probably trying to join the server while flying and got so hyped that they lost control. It’s like the Bermuda Triangle but with more creepers and diamonds. Join now before you miss out on all the chaos and fun!

Havenhold Adventures

Economy, Roleplay Quests Dungeons PvP Economy Towny Survival Minigames Creative Skyblock Factions Pixelmon Modded Vanilla Build battles Parkour Custom plugins Custom map Hardcore mode Trading, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8366
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Elemental Crystals Collected:	41	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Dimension Hops:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

About Us Welcome to Havenhold Adventures, a one-of-a-kind Minecraft server where fantasy and adventure come to life! Our server is built to offer an immersive and community-focused experience for players of all skill levels. Whether you’re a seasoned explorer or a curious newcomer, Havenhold Adventures has something for everyone.

havenhold.g-portal.rocks:26366

AdventuredMC

AdventuredMC, Minecraft, Network, Seasons, Skyblock, Survival, Updates

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1210
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Ores Mined:	1868
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	24

AdventuredMC is a Skyblock based network with quarterly new seasons and frequent updates.

play.adventuredmc.nl

Legacy Echoes 1.21

bittersweet, Cruel, death, direct family, Echoes, family, Grandparents, grandparents recall, Heartache, Indonesia, Legacy, Letters, Loneliness, longing, love, Memories, memories made, Nostalgia, Reminiscing, social circle, Tears, trip

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	182
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Dimension Hops:	7
Falling into the Void:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Mines Excavated:	2889
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Zombie Dances:	3

Yo, bro, forget about your sad life and join our Minecraft server! We got grandpas crying over Indonesia trips, grandmas sending letters in advance – it’s a wild ride of emotions, man. God may be playing games with your love life, but on our server, you’ll find a new family. Who needs a social circle when you have a blocky world to explore? Plus, our server is so lit, it’ll make you forget about the inevitable doom of your direct family in 3 years. Join now and let’s build a new future together!

Deserved Ballon D’or Minecraft SMP

achievement, Analysis, athlete, award, ballon, Ballon D’or, Competition, controversy, d’or, debate, DESERVED, discussion, football, History, Impact, injured, Minecraft, opinion, Performance, smp, Soccer, sports, TEAM, winner

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6168
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	1795
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wildest server you’ll ever come across!

Join us and witness epic battles between players, insane pranks that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing, and even a secret underground society of villagers plotting to take over the server!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has been blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Legend has it that the winner of our annual Ballon D’or competition will receive unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly in-game!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the most chaotic and hilarious server out there!

AwkwardBonersMC

awkward arousal, awkward encounters, awkward moments, awkward situations, AwkwardBonersMC, embarrassing experiences, embarrassing moments, embarrassing situations., funny anecdotes, funny stories, inappropriate arousal, public arousal, public embarrassment, strange experiences, strange places, uncomfortable arousal, uncomfortable situations, unexpected arousal, weird places, weird situations

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	629
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	26	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building giant phallic structures with your friends, only to have them mysteriously disappear overnight. Trust us, you’ll never look at a blocky tower the same way again!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Awkward Arousal Challenge,” where players must navigate a maze filled with sexy villagers and avoid getting a little too excited. It’s a test of skill, endurance, and sheer willpower (not to mention a great way to embarrass yourself in front of your friends).

So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and experience Minecraft like never before, join our server today! Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected.

UkrainianCraft: Legions Unleashed

Ambassador, Armed Forces, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, cross-border, Defense, deployment, diplomatic mission, eastern europe, foreign affairs, international relations, legions, military training, military unit, Peacekeeping, Poland, SECURITY, solidarity, training program, Ukraine, Ukrainian Legion, UkrainianCraft, Unleashed

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4301
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Runes Activated:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

LOL this server is like a wild ride through a Ukrainian Legion training camp in Poland, but in Minecraft form! Join us for the ultimate battle against creepers and zombies, just like the brave soldiers of the First Ukrainian Legion! Ambassador says it’s the most epic server ever, so you gotta join now before the enemy mobs take over and we all get sent to the End dimension! Let’s show those pixelated baddies who’s boss, comrade!

AscalonCraft

bedrock, Creative, Custom Plugins, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, java edition, Minigames, Modded, PvP, Quests, Redstone, resource pack, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	184
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Buildings Constructed:	31
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

AscalonCraft is a Minecraft server with a variety of fun features to enhance your gameplay.

Key highlights include: Jobs: Choose from professions like Miner, Builder, Fisherman, and more, each with unique tasks and rewards. Shops: Trade with other players through player-owned shops, buying and selling resources and items. Active Community: Join a friendly, welcoming community of players. Custom Features: Enjoy unique challenges, events, and mini-games Friendly Staff: A dedicated team ensures a smooth and enjoyable experience for everyone.

AscalonCraft combines adventure, economy, and community in one exciting Minecraft world!

ascaloncraft.mclogin.nl

Racoon Hideout

#exciting, Accepted, Active, BUILD, Builds, Community, Cross-Play, Economy, Featured, Friendly, Fun, Hosting, Join, Minecraft, new, non toxic, Server, Suggestions, Survival, Tight nit, Tournaments

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6086
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	44
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Mines Excavated:	2837	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Enchantments Applied:	137
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Love Letters Sent:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Ores Mined:	6265

Welcome to our new Minecraft server! We’re building a fun, friendly, and active community. Join us and be part of something exciting! We want to make a non toxic, tight nit community where everyone is accepted. Builds will be featured and we will be hosting tournaments too. Suggestions are always open for anything about us or the server. Remember we are new so there will still be some things to work out, but we hope you can join and make something great.

play.racoonhideout.co.uk

Cactus Oasis 1.21.3

1.21.3, Cactus, gets cactus’d cactus meme funny prank humor internet culture viral social media trending comedy joke plant spiky succulent thorns prickly unexpected surprise internet humor, Oasis

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9818
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Crops Grown:	3571	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Buildings Constructed:	6

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they have the sickest cactus traps that will have you screaming “ouch” in real life!

And get this, they have a whole underground world filled with lava and diamonds just waiting for you to explore. It’s like a real-life Indiana Jones adventure, but with creepers instead of Nazis.

Oh, and did I mention the secret roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether? Yeah, it’s like Space Mountain, but with more fire and brimstone.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if you’re not careful around those TNT traps).

Don’t call them Boomers! Call them “people in their Minecraft SMP prime”

Arrogant, Boomers, Call, DISRESPECTFUL, dont, ENEMY, entitled, intolerant, Minecraft, Narcissistic, older generation, out of touch, people, people in their 70s, Prime, self-absorbed, self-centered, selfish, smp, unforgivable, ungrateful, unkind, zero respect

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3312
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	202	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Potions Brewed:	141	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1496	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we don’t call them Boomers, we call them “people in their 70s” because let’s be real, they’re ancient! These wrinkly old players think they rule the server, but we’re here to show them who’s boss.

Join us if you’re ready to take down these geriatric gamers and show them that their time is up. They wanted the world to revolve around them, but we’re here to shake things up and give them a taste of their own medicine.

Don’t show them a moment of kindness, they are the true enemies of all nations in our Minecraft world. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to join the fight against the ultimate bosses of the server – the “people in their 70s”. Let’s show them that age is just a number, but in this case, it’s a number that’s about to get wrecked.

Players:	104/500	Votes:	1874
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	11	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Gods Slained:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Crops Grown:	7912
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1