Pixelated Punks: Short & Spiky Server

Alluring, bold, CONFIDENT, Dangerous, Daring, deadly combination, Edgy, eyeglasses, femme fatale, Huge Tits, Irresistible, Mysterious, Optional, pixelated, Provocative, Punks, seductive, Server, Sexy, short, short black hair, Spiky, Unconventional, Unique

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6889
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Magic Items Found:	5852
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate combination of short black hair, huge tits, and optional eyeglasses! Why is this combination so deadly, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that players who possess this deadly combination have the power to summon giant chickens to do their bidding. These chickens are not your average farm animals, oh no. They are armed to the beak with diamond swords and are ready to protect their master at all costs. So, if you want to dominate the Minecraft world with your killer style and killer chickens, join our server now!

Mad World’s Completion 1.21.2

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	851
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Animals Bred:	108	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mines Excavated:	3653	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	16

New Minecraft Servers

Bro, have you ever played a game that’s so offensive it automatically becomes a masterpiece? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our Minecraft server! It’s like playing a game that hasn’t aged a day, just like the graphics in Mad World.

Join us for some crazy fun that’s more violent than a game with Jake the Dog as an announcer shouting dirty things. It’s like Platinum’s second best game, right after MGR Revengence.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the madness of Mad World on our server. Rumor has it that Platinum might shut down, so this might be your last chance to be a part of this epic adventure. Imagine a new Mad World game on our server today – it would be totally awesome, bro!

UnlikableSteveMC SMP

arrogance, dishonesty, insensitivity, lack of accountability, lack of communication skills, lack of confidence, lack of emotional intelligence, lack of empathy, lack of humor, lack of listening skills, lack of respect, lack of self-awareness, negative behavior, Negativity, personality traits, rudeness, Selfishness, smp, Social Skills, UnlikableSteveMC, unlikeable, untrustworthiness

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3911
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Void Gems Collected:	21	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Animals Bred:	160	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Farms Harvested:	487

So, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? Like, if you’re not on it, then you’re missing out on all the fun and craziness that goes down every day. We’ve got, like, a secret underground club where we ride pigs and have dance parties with creepers. And, like, the admins are all unicorns who grant wishes and stuff.

But, like, the real reason you should join is because we have the best snacks. Like, seriously, we have a never-ending supply of cake and cookies and, like, every time you log on, a magical fairy delivers them to your doorstep. It’s, like, totally insane, dude.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes rainbow fire? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So, like, if you want to be part of the coolest, most ridiculous Minecraft server ever, then you better join us ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Minecrap2024

2024.., Adversity, bad year, Challenges, Difficulties, disappointments, Failures, Frustrations, Hardships, Minecrap2024, misfortunes, negative experiences, Obstacles, regrets, setbacks, shitty year, Struggles, tough times, unfortunate circumstances, unfortunate events

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2625
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	383	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	254
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Are you still traumatized from the Great Creeper Invasion of 2024? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor-clad llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground base where Steve and Herobrine are actually best friends plotting to take over the world (of Minecraft, that is). Say goodbye to the horrors of 2024 and hello to a new world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Join us now and let’s make 2025 the best year ever!

CraftyBlockz

Assistance, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyBlockz, crisis response, Diplomacy, eastern europe, food aid, foreign policy, Geopolitical, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, kyiv, MIDDLE EAST, Partnership, Peacebuilding, solidarity, strategic ties, Support, Syria, Ukraine

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	864
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Alien Abductions:	1
Zombie Dances:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

come join our minecraft server, it’s like syria and ukraine teaming up for a food fight! we promise more food aid shipments than kyiv could ever dream of. build your own strategic alliances and conquer the virtual world with your epic minecraft skills. who needs real world politics when you can have a blast on our server? join now for a wild ride that will leave you hungry for more!

Deplorable to Adorable in Hours

adorable, Appearance, beauty routine, confidence boosting, daily habits, deplorable, Grooming, HOURS, mental health, personal hygiene, self esteem, self grooming, self improvement, self love, self maintenance, self worth, self-care, self-confidence, self-discipline, self-pampering, skincare, Time management, wellness

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5542
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Void Armor Forged:	29	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Animals Bred:	113

u wanna join our minecraft server cuz it takes u days or even months to look deplorable, but only a few hours every week to look good. our server got magical potions that make u look like a diamond-studded unicorn with rainbow sparkles shooting out ur butt. plus, we got a secret underground disco where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. join us and become the most fabulous player in all of minecraft land!

Blocky Boob Busters

blocky, boob, breast cancer, Busters, Cancer Genetics, cancer research, exodus, genetic factors, genetic testing, health advancements, hereditary cancer, immunotherapy, inherited, lab-made antibody, medical breakthrough, metastasis, oncology, personalized medicine, Prevention, spread, Targeted therapy, Treatment, tumor growth

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5340
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Dragons Tamed:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Animals Bred:	154
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Astral Projections Made:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Farms Harvested:	974

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE FUN THAN A PIG IN A DIAMOND MINE! WE GOT SO MANY CREEPERS YOU’LL THINK YOU’RE IN A MINECRAFT HORROR MOVIE! PLUS, OUR VILLAGERS ARE SO DUMB THEY MAKE VILLAGERS IN OTHER SERVERS LOOK LIKE EINSTEIN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR DIAMOND ARMOR IS SO SHINY, IT MAKES THE SUN JEALOUS! AND OUR WITCHES MAKE THE BEST POTIONS, YOU’LL BE FLYING AROUND LIKE A DRUNK BAT IN NO TIME!

AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST RUN INTO THE LEGENDARY ENDER DRAGON RIDING A GIANT CHICKEN! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

What is the IP for BionicLMAO Minecraft Server?

bionic, bionic reacts, bioniclmao, i built, I Built a 100% Invisible Base in Minecraft, i built minecraft, invisible base, invisible base minecraft, Minecraft, secret base minecraft, Server

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7658
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	2249	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Magic Items Found:	6416
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	172	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

BionicLMAO is a talented content creator known for producing comedic and entertaining videos on platforms such as YouTube and TikTok. With a unique sense of humor and engaging personality, BionicLMAO has amassed a large following of fans who eagerly await his next upload. His content often includes skits, challenges, and reaction videos, showcasing his creativity and ability to connect with his audience. Through his lighthearted and engaging content, BionicLMAO has solidified himself as a rising star in the online entertainment world.

Nikke’s Realm 1.21

anniversary, Awaken Rapi., christmas party, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Entertainment Only, FAQ, Game Download, General Info, Merry Nikke., Missilis Candor, nikke on satellite, Nikke Original, Nikkes, Realm, Special Recruit, Stay Tactical, treasure chest, Unbreakable, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7297
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Runes Activated:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Because it’s like a footstep, walk, run event happening from December 26 to January 16. Can you imagine the chaos of running around in Minecraft with all your buddies? It’s gonna be lit! And don’t even get me started on the upcoming events like Co-op: Alteisen on January 3 to January 5. You gotta be there, man! Plus, they got special recruits like Guillotine: Winter Slayer and Rapi: Red Hood. Like, who wouldn’t want to recruit them, right? And the costume passes, bro, the costume passes! Naga: Last Girlhood and Zwei: First Festa are coming up. You gotta dress to impress in Minecraft, you feel me? And they even got codes for some sick rewards. Like, STAYTACTICAL and ENTERTAINMENTONLY, bro! It’s gonna be a party in Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this Minecraft party started!

NonsensicalMoose – Minecraft SMP

Absurd, Absurdity, bewildering, BIZARRE, confounding, Enigmatic, illogical, incomprehensible, Inexplicable, irrational, irrationality, mind-boggling, Minecraft, Mysterious, Nonsensical, NonsensicalMoose, paradoxical, perplexing, puzzling, SENSELESS, smp, unfathomable

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3695
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7079	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	188	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Divine Spears Created:	15
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is that?! And our diamond ore spawns are like, totally bananas, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our community events are off the charts, we once had a giant chicken riding contest where everyone had to dress up as chickens and ride around on pigs, it was pure chaos but so much fun! And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, it’s lit AF!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise, they give out quests and rewards that will blow your mind. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (within reason, of course).

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CryCraft: The Ultimate Meltdown Server

anguish, bawling, cathartic release, CryCraft, deep pain, Despair, Distress, emotional breakdown, extreme emotions, Heartache, intense grief, loud cry, Meltdown, obnoxious cry, Outburst, overwhelming sadness, Server, sobbing, sorrow, traumatic experience, Ultimate, uncontrollable crying, wailing, WEEPING

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7739
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	59
Buildings Constructed:	34	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Are you tired of crying alone in the dark? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having!

Join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Crybaby Clan, a group of players who have mastered the art of crying in the most epic and dramatic ways possible. Join them and learn their secrets to becoming the ultimate crybaby in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the tears of laughter flow as you embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

PutinCraft2025

April 2025, border control, citizenship status, deportation, deportation deadline, expulsion, foreign nationals, government order, illegal migrants, immigration crackdown, Immigration Policy, international relations, migrant population, Migrant workers, migration policy, political decision, putin, PutinCraft2025, residency status, russia, visa regulations

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8991
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	175

so, like, this server is so lit, even putin is getting in on the action. he’s like, “all u illegal migrants gotta leave russia by april 2025, but u can come chill on this minecraft server instead.”

we got diamond armor for days, like seriously, you’ll be blinging so hard all the other players will be jelly. and the mobs? they’re like, super chill and just wanna hang out.

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. only the true legends can find it, so if you think you’re up for the challenge, come join us.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper named steve who loves to blow stuff up? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s have a blast together!

5000 Ants SMP

ants, Discord Community Building Farming Cooking Vanilla Cozy Relaxing Gameplay Modpack New HermitCraft-esque 16+ LGBTQ+ Java Server SMP Whitelist Custom Welcoming, Modded, smp

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5700
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	42	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	5000 Ants
Description	A building and farming focused server
Features	Custom modpack, welcoming community, vanilla feel, cozy gameplay
Discord	https://discord.gg/SR9hB7Epgz

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server focused on?	Building and farming
What does the custom modpack focus on?	Farming, cooking, and building
Is the community welcoming?	Yes, very friendly!
Does the modpack maintain the vanilla feel of Minecraft?	Yes, it does
Who would enjoy playing on this server?	Anyone who loves cozy and relaxing gameplay

Leafy Lagoon 1.20.1

1.20.1, ABSENT, Distance, emotional, Heartache, lagoon, Leafy, longing, longing for you, love, Memories, miss you, miss you leafy, missing you, Nostalgia, pining, Reminiscing, sentimental, separation, thinking of you, wish you were here, yearning

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6911
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1388
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Mines Excavated:	2091
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks, man.

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate virtual reality where pigs fly and creepers do the Macarena.

Forget about boring old reality, come join us where the grass is made of Skittles and the trees are made of cotton candy.

You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about that time you accidentally punched a villager in the face.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where the only limit is your imagination. And maybe some pesky Endermen stealing your blocks, but who cares, right? Let’s do this!

GameAddictMC SMP

console gaming, favorite games, GameAddictMC, Gaming, immersive gameplay, long hours of gaming, Mobile Gaming, Modern Gaming, most played, Multiplayer Games, online gaming, PC Gaming, retro gaming, single player games, smp, top video games, video game addiction, video game community, Video game culture, video game streaming, video game tournaments, video games

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4568
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Magic Items Found:	1539
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Votes:	236	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind. Like, seriously, it’s like the coolest place ever. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on flying pigs while battling evil creepers. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can summon dragons to do his bidding. It’s insane, bro.

But that’s not even the best part. We have this annual tournament where we all have to fight each other with nothing but carrots as weapons. It’s hilarious, man. And the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples. Like, who wouldn’t want that?

So if you’re looking for a totally rad Minecraft experience, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. It’s wild, bro.

CraftyPhoneLand

Communication, connectivity, convenience, CraftyPhoneLand, Daily Life, digital age, digital communication, digital dependency., Digital World, Entertainment, Lifestyle, mobile device, Modern Living, personal device, productivity, screen time, Smartphone, smartphone addiction, social media, tech-savvy, Technology

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	843
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	New Chunks Explored:	498744
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Are you tired of your boring, mundane life where smartphones rule everything? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Our server is a smartphone-free zone where you can escape the clutches of technology and immerse yourself in a world of pixelated adventures.

Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Phone Boss, who is trying to take over the virtual world with his army of app minions. Use your crafting skills to build epic structures and weapons to take down the Phone Boss once and for all.

But beware, the Phone Boss has some tricks up his sleeve, like sending annoying text messages and making your screen freeze at the worst possible moments. Can you and your fellow players band together to save the Minecraft world from the tyranny of smartphones?

So, if you’re ready to unplug and have a laugh-filled, smartphone-free experience, join our server today! Who needs a smartphone when you can have an axe made out of diamonds, am I right?