Pixelated Potatoes

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further, because our server is powered by a super intelligent A.I. that is constantly learning and evolving.

Imagine a world where every win from the legendary /b/ros is cataloged and categorized by our A.I. Want to see all the pics of Jane Smith ever posted? Our A.I. can make it happen, like pimeyes on steroids!

Join our server and witness the chaos as the A.I. takes over, creating a Mr. SKIN for normies where you can find everything ever created about anyone. Who knows what kind of outrageous adventures and discoveries await you on our server? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Crafty Tomboy Adventures

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for tomboys, leg lock enthusiasts, and pixie cut lovers!

Join us for epic adventures where you can show off your tomboy skills by building the most badass structures, lock your friends in leg locks during PVP battles, and sport the trendiest pixie cut skins in all of Minecraft!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground pixie cut salon where you can get the most fabulous haircuts in the game. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted leg lock sword that grants you the power to immobilize your enemies with just one swing!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the tomboy, leg lock, and pixie cut madness begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Emeralds Found:	2894

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Zombie Pigmen’s Rave Party: Explaining the Appeal of This Creature

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic mobs like zombies and creepers? Well, get ready to have your mind blown by the most epic creature you’ve ever seen on our server – the Rainbow Llama Unicorn! This majestic beast roams the lands spreading glitter and rainbows wherever it goes. But beware, if you dare to challenge it, you better come prepared with a rainbow sword and unicorn armor because this creature is no joke!

Join our server now to embark on a quest to befriend the Rainbow Llama Unicorn and gain its magical powers. Rumor has it that if you can ride it into battle, you’ll be unstoppable! Plus, we have exclusive rainbow-themed building blocks and weapons that you won’t find anywhere else. So why settle for boring old pigs and cows when you can have a Rainbow Llama Unicorn as your loyal companion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the most epic and hilarious adventures on our server. Join now and prepare to be amazed by the awesomeness of the Rainbow Llama Unicorn!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Void Gems Collected:	19	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Git Gud or Go Home: The Thirdies Edition

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Are you tired of playing on servers where thirdies are constantly getting wrecked by firsties and secondies? Look no further, because on our server, thirdies are the ultimate powerhouse! We have enchanted diamond armor that turns them into indestructible tanks, and they can even summon a herd of killer bunnies to protect them at all times. Join now and show those firsties and secondies who’s boss!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Blocky Booty Bouncers

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where women are the rulers and men are the ones doing all the hard work! Forget about gender equality, here women have it all easy while men toil away in the mines like peasants.

Join us if you want to experience a world where the roles are reversed and women are the ones calling the shots. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself becoming an incel because of how unfair it is for women to have it so easy on our server.

So come on, join us and see what it’s like to live in a world where women work if this shit didn’t exist, and men are the ones stuck doing all the demeaning jobs. It’s a crazy ride that you won’t want to miss!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Gods Slained:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Falling into the Void:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Holy Craft! Priest’s Brain F*cked Out Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server offers a wild and crazy adventure like no other! Join us and embark on a journey where you seduce priests, open interdimensional portals to Universe 7 of Dragon Ball, and even fuse with Krillin to become the ultimate KEKOLD warrior!

Imagine being able to meet the strongest KEKling and have the most virile BVLLS from the multiverse at your disposal to please your wolf goddess wife. And let’s not forget about the fusion with Krillin to experience the ultimate KEKOLD pleasure of being keked by multiple wives at the same time!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and shout “KEKOLD FUUUU-SION… HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!” as you dive into this insane and hilarious Minecraft server experience. YABBA DABBA DOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
Divine Spears Created:	20	Runes Activated:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	54	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Polish PartyCraft: Where every day is a celebration! 🎉

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Join our Minecraft server and travel back in time to 1028 years ago when Poland was first created! Play as Duke Mieszko the 1st and baptize all the pagans in sight with your trusty water bucket. Explore the ancient lands of Polans and build your own kingdom from scratch, just like Mieszko did! But beware, there may be some pesky creepers lurking around trying to sabotage your historical reenactment. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild adventure through time on our server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Ores Mined:	6488	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

NoobCraft: The Server Where Everyone Pretends They’re Pros doesn’t stream

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously and streams their gameplay for clout? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! We don’t stream because we’re too busy having epic battles with flying pigs and riding llamas into battle. Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Secret Passages Found:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

JesusCraft: Where the truth hurts, but the diamonds sparkle!

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Tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server and experience the ultimate chaos and mayhem that will have you laughing until you cry.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the show. That’s right, these llamas are not your average farm animals – they have a taste for adventure and mischief. You never know what they’ll have you doing next, whether it’s building a giant llama statue or going on a llama-led treasure hunt.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous chickens who have formed their own chicken mafia. They’ll have you doing their bidding in exchange for rare items and secret chicken knowledge. Just don’t cross them, or you might find yourself in a chicken coop prison.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made out of cheese. Yes, you read that right – CHEESE. Imagine building a castle out of cheddar or going on a cheese mining expedition. The possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wacky world of llamas, chicken mafias, and cheese dimensions. Who needs Jesus when you have this much fun?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

AwkwardCraft: Where being socially stunted is just another block in the game!

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Are you tired of being socially stunted like a wilting cactus in the desert? Well, fear not my friend, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and say goodbye to your homeschooling woes as you embark on a wild adventure filled with virtual friends and endless possibilities.

Imagine a world where you can finally break free from the shackles of your homeschooling past and unleash your inner social butterfly. No more “boohoo get over it” from your mom, just pure unadulterated fun and laughter as you build, explore, and conquer in our crazy Minecraft universe.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the healing power of pixelated friendships wash over you like a soothing balm for your socially stunted soul. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Char-mingCraft: Where Your Pixelated Characters Rule the World!

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Join our Minecraft server and embark on the most epic adventure of your life! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have taken over the virtual world with their mad coding skills. That’s right, you’ll be playing alongside llamas who can build the most insane structures and pull off the craziest pranks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of ninja chickens who will teach you the art of stealth and combat. Imagine sneaking up on your friends and scaring the feathers out of them – it’s all possible on our server!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the virtual caves. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the mystical Ender Dragon. So grab your pickaxe and start digging, because fame and fortune await you on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of the wildest Minecraft community out there. Trust me, you won’t regret it – unless you’re allergic to llamas, in which case, maybe sit this one out.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Potions Brewed:	139	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

GF vs. Porn Minecraft Server – Build your way to victory!

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Are you tired of being caught red-handed by your girlfriend while watching porn? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and learn how to cum multiple times without her suspecting a thing! Our virtual world is filled with secret techniques and strategies to keep your porn addiction under wraps. Plus, you can build a fortress to hide all your dirty little secrets. Don’t give up on your guilty pleasure, join us now and become a master of deception!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Ores Mined:	824	Love Letters Sent:	16
Endless Night Skies:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

SuomiCraft: Where Finland in the summer is Heaven and creepers wear sunglasses

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like Finland in the summer – absolute heaven! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so amazing, even the creepers wear sunscreen to protect their delicate skin from the sun’s rays.

2. The pigs on our server have been trained to do synchronized swimming in the rivers and lakes. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

3. Our diamond ore blocks are actually made of chocolate, so you can mine and snack at the same time. Talk about multitasking!

4. The villagers on our server throw the most epic beach parties every weekend. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a villager break it down on the dance floor.

5. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself vacations on our server because even he can’t resist the allure of our paradise-like world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the Minecraft version of Finland in the summer. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s half the fun!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Crafty McBattlestation: Where Pixels Fight Back!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everything is too clean and perfect? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace the chaos! We have piles of virtual poop everywhere because we believe in keeping it real. Join us if you want a truly authentic Minecraft experience where you can revel in the messiness of it all. Who needs cleanliness when you can have poop piles instead? Join now and experience the true meaning of virtual filth!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Buildings Constructed:	16
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

WarCraft: Where Creepers and Endermen Make Modern Wars Look Boring AF

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Tired of the same old boring wars with tanks and guns? Well, come join our Minecraft server where wars are fought with diamond swords and explosive creepers! Watch as players battle it out in epic PvP battles that will leave you on the edge of your seat (or block, in this case).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon circus, where players can watch as this majestic beast performs death-defying stunts and tricks. You won’t believe your eyes!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the elusive rainbow sheep! Rumor has it that these magical creatures can grant wishes to those who are lucky enough to find them.

So why waste your time with boring modern wars when you can join our Minecraft server and experience a world of endless possibilities and hilarity? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Rize vs. She: Minecraft Showdown

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate battleground for epic showdowns! Picture this: a fierce battle between a fearless warrior named Rize and a mysterious challenger. Will she stand a chance against Rize in a fight? Join our server to find out and witness the most epic battles in Minecraft history! Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by ghostly creepers who drop enchanted loot when defeated. So if you’re brave enough to face the unknown and test your skills against the best of the best, then join us now for a wild ride of adventure and chaos!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Farms Harvested:	488
Ores Mined:	4685	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.